Pony Express Issue 70: Apr. 6 - Apr. 13, 2009

[17:53] <@Konnigit> yeah did i tell you about my convo with blizzzard last week chill?
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> no
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> did i tell you blizzard contacted me they said they like what im doing
[17:53] <@Konnigit> really?
[17:53] <@Konnigit> what did they say?
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> they said keep it up we have our eyes on you
[17:53] <@Konnigit> oh woah
[17:53] <@Konnigit> wtf!
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> (this didnt actually happen)
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> (im just being peanut)
[17:53] <Zoler> lol
[17:53] <@Konnigit> hahahahahaha
[17:53] * Konnigit is now known as Blizziggit
[17:53] * Chill[baezzi] is now known as Chill[zzard]
[17:53] <@Chill[baezzi]> lol
[17:53] <@Blizziggit> hahahahah
[17:54] <@Nyovne> hahahah

[07:55] @NeverGG_: yes
[07:55] @NeverGG_: i am a folicular pervert.
[07:55] MarS_Wm] you cop a feel of their hair, taking advantage of them while positioning them for photos :x
[07:55] MarS_Wm: unprofessional yet I can't say I wouldn't do it
[07:55] @NeverGG_: LOL No - I sort out their messed up styles.
[07:55] @NeverGG_: Which is professional because Sora does it too.
[07:55] MarS_Wm: you have control over their hairstyle?
[07:55] @NeverGG_: I control everything at my shoots.
[07:56] MarS_Wm: PLZ leather jacket for Lux PLZ
[07:56] @NeverGG_: LOL
[07:56] MarS_Wm: OH A MOTORBIKE
[07:56] MarS_Wm: yes
[07:56] @NeverGG_: Yeah because I have the money for that.
[07:56] MarS_Wm: god I am invisioning it
[07:56] * @NeverGG_ facepalms
[07:56] MarS_Wm: well he does he just won MSL :3
[07:56] @NeverGG_: Why am I even talking to you?Last edit: 2009-04-11 21:05:09

<varentine> nevergg i love you
<varentine> iv been eyeballing you all night long in this irc
<@NeverGGBBL> are you drunk?
<varentine> does it matter
<@NeverGGBBL> nah
<varentine> i dont get whiskeydick
<@NeverGGBBL> rofl
<@NeverGGBBL> oh god tl irc
<@NeverGGBBL> you make me remember that life is worth living.

[19:33] <GTR[1H]> sigh
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> i join the dt rush is gay fanclub
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 3gate proxy dt rush
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> -_-
[19:33] <XCetron> 3gate proxy?
[19:33] <XCetron> send vults to their base imo
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 1 gate in main
[19:33] <GTR[1H]> 2 at my 2nd nat
[19:33] <Carnac_> youd lose to triple proxy nexus probe rush gtr

[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> 10,000 women travellers from 50 countries were surveyed for their international lover preferences. Italian men come out on top as the best lovers, along with Danes, Spanish, Canadians, South African, Welsh, and even Australians make the cut.
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.
[22:12] <MoltkeWarding> "Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> Tips for the Date [with a German man]
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> Remember that a ten minute grace period won't fare too well with your German date, so be on time to get off to a good start. We advise against asking any questions about your appearance because you may get harsh answers. In fact, you may get harsh answers without asking any questions. If he dislikes the clothes you're wearing, he'll tell you. If he thinks you look fat, he'll tell you. The same brutal honesty goes for question
[22:24] <MoltkeWarding> If you ask how he's doing, be prepared for an extensive discussion about his gastrointestinal problems the night before.
[22:25] <@onionringu> is this amusing
[22:25] <@onionringu> 0 _0
[22:25] <@onionringu> 0_ 0
[22:25] <MoltkeWarding> Only for those fortunate enough to have wed into the Teutonic race

On April 09 2009 20:13 defenestrate wrote:
Edit: Referencing this thread for those who are wondering.

Some time ago, our iNcontroL
Had used his sig space to extol
A bear of Nazi-mauling fame,
A hero! Voytek was his name.

Geoff's gaming landed him a curse;
It seems attention must reverse.
Now bears are flocking to adore
His rugged looks, his golden fur.

They clamor, spellbound by his charms.
Each growls his intimate appeal:
"I'd love to cuddle in those arms!"
"Come pound me like a piece of veal!"

His sordid story thus begins.
For more, please purchase "Lesser Sins."

On April 13 2009 21:42 Archaic wrote:

Apparently Chris Brown can.

On April 14 2009 06:48 alt.tday wrote:
lol. Despite the insane APM from both players, This definately isnt bisu. I can tell by the building placement and reaction timing. His micro wasnt that good either. Oh and he didnt type gg

EternaLEnVy was just temp banned for 1 week by zatic.

That account was created on 2009-02-28 07:11:03 and had 111 posts.

Reason: You are a horrible poster.

The two threads you made are so incredibly bad it hurts. Use this week to read and understand everything people told you - every bit of it was straight truth.

If you want to continue posting here:
- Manner up
- Show respect to other members
- As a newbie (which you are), be humble and grateful
- Type properly (This is important)