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Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Almost free...
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
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- What did you do on April Fools?
- More April Fools
- Carnac is getting old
- If you haven't been keeping up, there are some awesome baked goods in here
Examples: + Show Spoiler [Thanks Nyovne~] +On March 24 2009 15:41 hellhawk123 wrote:
TL Bake-Off Official Submission
Dickerdoodles: The Tutorial.
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430429_4811.jpg)
start with raw cookie dough![[image loading]](http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430431_5367.jpg)
mold into shape![[image loading]](http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430433_5923.jpg)
set oven to 350 degrees, heat for 12 minutes (in our demonstration, a Bangladeshi was used as our primary laborer, but any ethnic variety will suffice)![[image loading]](http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430436_6778.jpg)
failure. note the distinct flattening in the orthogonal dimension![[image loading]](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430437_7051.jpg)
data collection and regression analysis![[image loading]](http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430439_7605.jpg)
calculations![[image loading]](http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430440_7868.jpg)
care was taken to dramatically scale the prebaking length![[image loading]](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430445_4570.jpg)
failure.![[image loading]](http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430446_4879.jpg)
further modification![[image loading]](http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430447_5171.jpg)
success!![[image loading]](http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430449_5764.jpg)
decorative improvisation![[image loading]](http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430453_7023.jpg)
commupenis![[image loading]](http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430454_7326.jpg)
Apollo 69![[image loading]](http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2284/50/104/1572450168/n1572450168_30630412_336.jpg)
the construction of these examples are left as an exercise to the reader![[image loading]](http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v256/114/14/1572450140/n1572450140_30430458_8572.jpg)
a jorb well done.
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Dark Archon Cabbage by Piste:
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2711/nimetnf.jpg
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Reavercake by friend of Zoog
http://wadis.ludw.se/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/imgp5021-300x225.jpg
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Siege tank Cake by AlTheCake (his GF emily or somth I guess :p)
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m7/NottinghamLace/l.jpg
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Photoncannon cake (my favorite so far!) by Robodude and his sis.
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2724/11/37/18705769/n18705769_36693007
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Bunker cake by FuDDx.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/FuDDx/2008_0516etccookingmore0024.jpg - New flash game for everyone :D
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Cedar Plank Salmon
One 6 ounce salmon fillets, skinless
one cedar planks (make sure they are food grade)
sea salt
1 large lemon
Crust Mixture:
¼ cup fresh dill, chopped
¼ cup shallots, chopped
1 cloves garlic, chopped
half a green onions, chopped
1 tablespoons black pepper
1 tablespoons olive oil
juice of half a lemon
Soak cedar planks in water for 4 to 6 hours. (This is essential to make sure planks do not catch fire, so don't skimp on this step)
Preheat grill to high.
Mix together all crust ingredients and spread on the upper side (not the skin side) of the salmon fillet.
Season the soaked planks with salt and pepper and place on the grill for 3 to 5 minutes with lid closed. They will begin to crackle and smoke.
Place salmon fillets carefully on cooking planks, skin side of the fish on the plank. Close the lid and bake the fillet for 12-15 minutes. Check periodically to make sure cooking planks have not caught fire.
Have a spray bottle of water on hand to spritz planks in case they do, but it is much less likely to happen if they have been well soaked beforehand.
Remove cooking planks from grill and squeeze lemon juice over salmon fillet. Enjoy!
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Abood?
[20:27] * Nyovne sets mode: +oo Chill[DrSrs] Chill[Playgoo]
[20:27] <r3condite> how come there r 2 chills?
[20:27] <+RedEngineer> hes canadian
[20:27] <+RedEngineer> one speaks french the other speaks english
[20:27] <r3condite> rofl
[20:28] <@Nyovne> lol
[20:27] <r3condite> how come there r 2 chills?
[20:27] <+RedEngineer> hes canadian
[20:27] <+RedEngineer> one speaks french the other speaks english
[20:27] <r3condite> rofl
[20:28] <@Nyovne> lol
Full circle.
[01:28] <+Locked> fucking captchas
[01:28] <+Locked> are impossible
[01:28] <+Locked> [url blocked]
[01:28] <+Locked> what is that
[01:28] <+Locked> what IS that
[01:28] <LJD_Clow> lol
[01:29] <LJD_Clow> CKM1
[01:29] <+Locked> wtf
[01:29] <+Locked> my friend gave me that too
[01:29] <+Locked> how did you guys
[01:29] <+Locked> WTF
[01:29] <+Locked> i hate you guys
[01:29] <@Nyovne> haha
[01:29] <+Locked> people like you are the reason they make captchas so hard
[01:30] <+Locked> i hope you have to answer a captcha before you can enter heaven
[01:30] <+Locked> AND YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT
[01:30] <LJD_Clow> gotta get close to the monitor and focus on each letter at a time
[01:30] <+Locked> yeah right it will probably turn into a screamer
[01:31] <+Locked> there should be some kind of program that figures out captchas so i don't have to
[01:31] <@Nyovne> lool
[01:31] <+Locked> -.-
[01:31] <LJD_Clow> hahaha
[01:28] <+Locked> are impossible
[01:28] <+Locked> [url blocked]
[01:28] <+Locked> what is that
[01:28] <+Locked> what IS that
[01:28] <LJD_Clow> lol
[01:29] <LJD_Clow> CKM1
[01:29] <+Locked> wtf
[01:29] <+Locked> my friend gave me that too
[01:29] <+Locked> how did you guys
[01:29] <+Locked> WTF
[01:29] <+Locked> i hate you guys
[01:29] <@Nyovne> haha
[01:29] <+Locked> people like you are the reason they make captchas so hard
[01:30] <+Locked> i hope you have to answer a captcha before you can enter heaven
[01:30] <+Locked> AND YOU CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT
[01:30] <LJD_Clow> gotta get close to the monitor and focus on each letter at a time
[01:30] <+Locked> yeah right it will probably turn into a screamer
[01:31] <+Locked> there should be some kind of program that figures out captchas so i don't have to
[01:31] <@Nyovne> lool
[01:31] <+Locked> -.-
[01:31] <LJD_Clow> hahaha
Beware of those bearing gifts eh?
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> yakii survived
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> but then staff gave him another star
[13:49] <@HotBid> yakii is dead
[13:49] <@JaeGTR> he is dead
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> LIKE
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> "U NOT DEAD?"
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> OK 2 STARS
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> gg
[13:49] <@HotBid> yakii took 2 stars
[13:49] <@HotBid> to take him out
[13:50] <@iSmix> hahaha
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> Thats why i refused my star
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> HotBid was like
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> "itw sup want a star"
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> "no thx i would like to stay around"
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> true story
[13:50] <@iSmix> hahaha
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> but then staff gave him another star
[13:49] <@HotBid> yakii is dead
[13:49] <@JaeGTR> he is dead
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> LIKE
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> "U NOT DEAD?"
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> OK 2 STARS
[13:49] <@IntoTheWow> gg
[13:49] <@HotBid> yakii took 2 stars
[13:49] <@HotBid> to take him out
[13:50] <@iSmix> hahaha
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> Thats why i refused my star
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> HotBid was like
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> "itw sup want a star"
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> "no thx i would like to stay around"
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> true story
[13:50] <@iSmix> hahaha
German Forum Rambo Zatic
[13:50] <@zatic> I survived my star
Its like communism.
[13:50] <@HotBid> i want someone to translate stuff into korean and then ask our translators to translate it back
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[13:50] <@HotBid> did u see that interview where
[13:50] <@HotBid> the chinese interviewed someone
[13:51] <@HotBid> we translated it into english
[13:51] <@HotBid> then some chinese translated that into chinese
[13:51] <@HotBid> and then we translated that back
[13:51] <@HotBid> to english
[13:51] <@HotBid> lol
[13:51] <@HotBid> it was like 4 times
[13:51] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[13:51] <@HotBid> and the interview was completely different
[13:51] <@HotBid> wording by the end
[13:51] <@iSmix> lollll
[13:50] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[13:50] <@HotBid> did u see that interview where
[13:50] <@HotBid> the chinese interviewed someone
[13:51] <@HotBid> we translated it into english
[13:51] <@HotBid> then some chinese translated that into chinese
[13:51] <@HotBid> and then we translated that back
[13:51] <@HotBid> to english
[13:51] <@HotBid> lol
[13:51] <@HotBid> it was like 4 times
[13:51] <@IntoTheWow> lol
[13:51] <@HotBid> and the interview was completely different
[13:51] <@HotBid> wording by the end
[13:51] <@iSmix> lollll
Ready, aim, fire!
[16:28] <@NeverGG> pylon heart on my face.
If you are wondering how it got there, the answer is yes and there might be pictures.
Getting a TL interview is srs bsns.
[16:32] <pachi> i only have 5 questions
[16:32] <pachi> and they are all answered the same way
[16:33] <pachi> ok neggy
[16:33] <pachi> answer 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th based on which base you got to with each of the following people
[16:34] <pachi> 1.go.go 2.backho 3.artosis 4.lilsusie 5.rickjsanchez
[16:33] <@NeverGG> rofl
[16:34] <@NeverGG> define said bases.
[16:34] <pachi> 1st = holding hands, 2nd = kissing, 3rd = boobs, 4th = panties
[16:34] <@NeverGG> 4th 4th no comment 4th ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGH PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[16:32] <pachi> and they are all answered the same way
[16:33] <pachi> ok neggy
[16:33] <pachi> answer 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th based on which base you got to with each of the following people
[16:34] <pachi> 1.go.go 2.backho 3.artosis 4.lilsusie 5.rickjsanchez
[16:33] <@NeverGG> rofl
[16:34] <@NeverGG> define said bases.
[16:34] <pachi> 1st = holding hands, 2nd = kissing, 3rd = boobs, 4th = panties
[16:34] <@NeverGG> 4th 4th no comment 4th ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGH PLAGUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yeah thats right, she just went there.
[16:49] <@pachi> ok neggy
[16:49] <@pachi> lets assume 'hypothetically' that you liked underaged boys
[16:49] <@pachi> which progamer is your fancy
[16:49] <@pachi> only under 18 is allowed
[16:49] <@NeverGG> I'm not susie.
[16:49] <@pachi> lets assume 'hypothetically' that you liked underaged boys
[16:49] <@pachi> which progamer is your fancy
[16:49] <@pachi> only under 18 is allowed
[16:49] <@NeverGG> I'm not susie.
Sick.
[16:37] <pachi> shoujo manga so awesome
[16:37] <pachi> hey saya did i tell you
[16:38] <pachi> i got shouted at because i took too long in a chemist
[16:38] <pachi> because i was too busy staring at hair dying products
[16:38] <SayaSP> wtf>
[16:38] <SayaSP> LMAO
[16:38] <@NeverGG> awwww
[16:38] <pachi> because they were illustrated by ai yazawa
[16:38] <@NeverGG> lol
[16:38] <SayaSP> hahahahah
[16:36] <Nyovne> oh god
[16:37] <pachi> hey saya did i tell you
[16:38] <pachi> i got shouted at because i took too long in a chemist
[16:38] <pachi> because i was too busy staring at hair dying products
[16:38] <SayaSP> wtf>
[16:38] <SayaSP> LMAO
[16:38] <@NeverGG> awwww
[16:38] <pachi> because they were illustrated by ai yazawa
[16:38] <@NeverGG> lol
[16:38] <SayaSP> hahahahah
[16:36] <Nyovne> oh god
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My Favourite Photos
I've taken thousands of photos by now, attended over a hundred events in close to a year of E-sports photography and photographed over 50 games in solo photo shoots. Here are a few of my favourites:
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/NeverGG/PXwork/bisu02_2.jpg)
Kim Taekyong (Bisu) outside Yongsan's OGN studios. A patient and up-beat person who laughs at our lack of shared languages.
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/NeverGG/PXwork/horang203.jpg)
Lee Kyungmin (Horang2) Hite Sparkyz' adorable rookie who projects the most amazing range of expressions for a gamer who only has had enough photo shoots to count upon the fingers of one hand. (He's had more official shoots with me than the Korean press!)
![[image loading]](http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/NeverGG/PXwork/backho01.jpg)
Love him or loathe him, Son Chanwoong - shy, cheerful, eccentric and full of regrets for a season that could have been so different. 'I'll come back stronger.' He promised me and all his fans at a recent meeting.
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from araav's blog
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On April 03 2009 07:38 Rice wrote:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
The Shit Bus
http://i43.tinypic.com/311uj2h.png
Thanks CharlieMurphy~
On April 01 2009 10:47 Physician wrote:
Cigarettes are a human preemptive attempt to MOD our own evolution for when the planet is completely phucked up, polluted, flaming hot and the air becomes hardly breathable.
so said Physician circa 2009, now.
Cigarettes are a human preemptive attempt to MOD our own evolution for when the planet is completely phucked up, polluted, flaming hot and the air becomes hardly breathable.
so said Physician circa 2009, now.
I'm sorry but.. common? "circa 2009" WTF? THE FUCKING FORUM HAS A DATE FOR EACH POST YOU AREN'T SO EPIC YOU NEED TO DATE YOUR OWN POST LIKE SOMEONE IS GOING TO REFER TO IT FOR THEIR RESEARCH PAPER JESUS CHRIST
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- disciple has new wallpapers!
- CaucasianAsian quitting smoking!
- omahahowitzer makes his first post
- Misrah is glad Jill will never him.
- We'll miss you dream-_-
- Waxangel's thoughts on the OSL
- SkY shows us why space is awesome
- JWD's thought on flakes
p9
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Raithed was just temp banned for 1 week by SonuvBob.
That account was created on 2007-05-11 19:42:39 and had 6034 posts.
Reason: Spoiler tags are your friend.
That account was created on 2007-05-11 19:42:39 and had 6034 posts.
Reason: Spoiler tags are your friend.
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VOD of the Week
+ Show Spoiler [OSL Finals Spoiler] +
Jaedong vs Fantasy @ Medusa:
When you see it you will shit bricks. Pimpest plays 2009.
When you see it you will shit bricks. Pimpest plays 2009.
+ Show Spoiler [Liquibition #29 Spoiler] +
Nony vs F91 @ Loki II:
A great back and forth game. An unconventional opening(eg not a forge FE) from the American protoss leads to an exciting game with an even better finale.
Question of the Week
Does Iccup anger you? If so, why do you keep playing?
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