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How Bisu Could Have Possibly Lost to Scrub Fantasy

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omahahowitzer
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States98 Posts
April 01 2009 02:41 GMT
#1
This is the reenacted conversation.

Bisu: hey fantasy iluvyou<3 let's not practice and have fun kk?
Fantasy: all right homie </3 *sneaky thoughts in his headzorz*
-later-
Fantasy: hey jangbi, stork, and kal would you like to get revenge on the guy that rapes you in the butt all the time?
Gaytosses: kk lawlz
Fantasy: muahahahhaa

after OSL final....
Fantasy: kekeke bisu lawl nub
Bisu: WTF YOU CAN"T BEAT ME WITHOUT PRACTICE YOU HOMO
Fantasy: NOW I WILL FINALLY GET MY GOLD KEKEKE
Bisu: You. My room. Tonight. No pants. No lube.
Fantasy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Several painful hours later, Fantasy limps back to his room, face caked with salty tears of buttrape



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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 01 2009 02:43 GMT
#2
wat
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
April 01 2009 02:44 GMT
#3
what a horrible 1st post
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
April 01 2009 02:44 GMT
#4
sounds believable
SCC-Caliban
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
April 01 2009 02:48 GMT
#5
idiot
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
April 01 2009 02:48 GMT
#6
LOL!
mog87
Profile Joined October 2008
United States1586 Posts
April 01 2009 02:48 GMT
#7
Holy shit..Ban him please..fucking terrible..at what point did you think this shit was even remotely funny as you typed it? Surely this couldnt have sounded clever even in your head..you poor feeble minded child.

Ok maybe banning is extreme, but his posts clearly needed to monitored before they actually get posted..maybe implement some sort of mod post review feature. But god..keep your day job.
Ingenol
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1328 Posts
April 01 2009 02:49 GMT
#8
I'm speechless.
candlejackisgonn
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States159 Posts
April 01 2009 02:51 GMT
#9
troll account 1 post
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
April 01 2009 02:51 GMT
#10
i wonder whooo it is
hoorah
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
April 01 2009 02:53 GMT
#11
5/5
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
April 01 2009 02:54 GMT
#12
Please tell me you are drunk as hell
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
dekuschrub
Profile Joined May 2008
United States2069 Posts
April 01 2009 02:56 GMT
#13
worst 1st post everrrrr
TicTacToe
Profile Joined March 2009
China21 Posts
April 01 2009 02:57 GMT
#14
here's another one.

*Jangbi picked up the phone*
- hello? who is this?
- you helped Fantasy practiced right?
- what?
- Hey I'm definately gonna help Luxury practice. We'll see.
- Bisu?
- *disconnected*
WarHeart
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
April 01 2009 03:00 GMT
#15
I hope they ban by IP. Fucking idiot.
moo
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 01 2009 03:01 GMT
#16
Good Post

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[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
April 01 2009 03:02 GMT
#17
What bothers me is the fact that this thread was made like way after the games lol.
Firebathero is still the best!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
April 01 2009 03:02 GMT
#18
SWEET
UNFUCK YOURSELF
rA.Hippie
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Denmark714 Posts
April 01 2009 03:02 GMT
#19
LMFAO. Come on guys, that's pretty funny
I love teh shisha.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
April 01 2009 03:03 GMT
#20
dammit special k dammit
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