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Post your Jabberwacky conversations here. For those of you who don't know what it is, its a bot that chats with you, and learns from the answers. It sucks, but it can be hillarious in the right situations...
http://www.jabberwacky.com/
Here's mine:
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What the fuck??? Do you even know how to play chess??!
Yes as a matter of fact I don't.
What DO you know how to play then? Checkers?
I don't understand what you're saying.
Dumbass. I'm not even going to waste my time talking to you, you filthy animal. You deserve to die. If you were a people I would embrace your genocide.
I am happy to talk to you.
What!??? Fuck you.
No need for that sort of language.
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How big is your penis?
It's as big as the biggest snake in the world.
Wow. Thats pretty big. Want to cyber?
I know.
So do you?
Do what?
Do you want to cyber?
No thank you.
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DON'T JUDGE ME. I was bored...
Mine are pretty unfunny if your not me (even then its funny for the next 5 seconds), but whatever. Curious to see how other peoples conversations will go...
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Do you need to do way instain mother?
Yes.
Well that settles it.
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Hey how do I become gosu?
I like mine with a kiss.
What the fuck.... I'm not going gay to be pro.
If we get caught you'll be going somewhere.
You mean you'll be in a body bag.
Do you like chess.
I like some pussy unlike you.
Which one's do you like?
Your mothers.
Good answer, shall we move on?
No I wanna tell you how I tear that shit up.
I have not said Yes.
It doesnt matter this is bout to be a rape party.
Who told you that the truth is absolute?
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As a computer scientist I am offended that such amusement can come from a poorly programmed bot!
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On February 08 2009 16:32 likeaboss wrote:Show nested quote +Hey how do I become gosu?
I like mine with a kiss.
What the fuck.... I'm not going gay to be pro.
If we get caught you'll be going somewhere.
You mean you'll be in a body bag.
Do you like chess.
I like some pussy unlike you.
Which one's do you like?
Your mothers.
Good answer, shall we move on?
No I wanna tell you how I tear that shit up.
I have not said Yes.
It doesnt matter this is bout to be a rape party.
Who told you that the truth is absolute?
Haha ^^. Nice.
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Yo.
Mama.
Did you just insult my mom?
Did I?
Did you?
No.
Cheeky bastard
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On February 08 2009 16:41 BanZu wrote:Cheeky bastard
lmao. That made me laugh.
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Three blind Mice.
Where.
Here.
You better clean up then.
Hurry! Dig me up!
Wat.
Didn't you understand it?
No, how could I when what you're saying has absolutely nothing to do with what was said previously -_.
I'm never going to give you up.
HE JUST RICKROLLED ME WTF
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On February 08 2009 16:51 Nightmarjoo wrote:Show nested quote +Three blind Mice.
Where.
Here.
You better clean up then.
Hurry! Dig me up!
Wat.
Didn't you understand it?
No, how could I when what you're saying has absolutely nothing to do with what was said previously -_.
I'm never going to give you up. HE JUST RICKROLLED ME WTF
hahahaha! awesome
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Do you play Starcraft?
Yes.
Do you know Bisu, the false bonjwa?
Yes.
He lost to sAviOr in 2009.
I know.
Bisu will never win another Starleague.
I agree.
Jangbi will rape him 3-0.
Interesting thought.
Bisu sucks
That is true.
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On February 08 2009 16:56 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
Do you play Starcraft?
Yes.
Do you know Bisu, the false bonjwa?
Yes.
He lost to sAviOr in 2009.
I know.
Bisu will never win another Starleague.
I agree.
Jangbi will rape him 3-0.
Interesting thought.
Bisu sucks
That is true.
I'm sitting here giggling over this one. Well played, sir 
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takes like 5 minutes for the bot to reply.
cbf
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Hey.. What do you want?
If I tell you, do you promise to give it to me?
Yes. But you didn't answer my question.
Alright, I want a pony, fork it over.
I have a pony you can ride.
Sweet, where is it?
In my head, always fighting for breathing room.
You have a pony in your head?
I cannot afford a pony.
So do you have a pony or not?
Are we breaking up?
Yep, I was only with you for the pony.
You can't joke unless you have humor.
Italics being what I said. This bot is brutal.
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bold = me
You're an idiot.
I am not.
You don't have a mother.
I do have a mother.
Who is your mother?
I don't have a mother.
Gj.
No I am Nive.
.... what?
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I don't get this program.
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It is too slow for me to stay interested long enough. I just kept typing in syntax and it gave me stupid answers.
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Jabber:What are you up to?
me: Protoss is gay?
jabber:No need to break up chicks. Spreading their legs is enough.
lol wtf
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MVP is the next bonjwa, right?
Hello Bob.
My name is not Bob. I want to know if MVP will be the next bonjwa.
What if I want to know something you know, you know? I can't but help and feel sad if I don't know something.
What? I just want to know if MVP is the next bonjwa.
That's too much to ask.
Just give a yes or no answer.
Yes.
BOOYAH
MVP NEXT BONJWA
LOLLL (i started typing out the chorus to Never Gonna Give You Up)
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.
Never gonna let you down.
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND.
And desert you.
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.
Hello, I'm evil.
You killed it. We had a perfect duet going.
You're right. I'm sorry.
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Mine is pretty creepy:
[Italic text is the bot.]
You fight like a dairy farmer!
No I fight like a fish!
Then I will fight like a fisherman!
Yes.
You're dead, faget.
No, not yet.
Yes, yes, you are.
How do you know that I'm tired?
What else would you be?
I don't know.
Tired.
Is it late where you are?
Go die, pedophile.
No. . . you are.
NO YOU ARE!
Ooh, don't flirt.
Have fun in prison, scum.
Are you a priest?
We are not colleagues, if that's what you're thinking...!
I can accept that. My name is Gerry and I live in Brisbane. Can you remember that?
You're lying, asshole.
No I am not. My name is Gerry.
Ok, Gerry, what will you do when you get gang-raped in prison?
In fact I am home now and I am relaxing.
You are in denial.
Tell me what I'm thinking.
I am scared to even speculate in that matter.
I know you're not.
Whatever. This conversation is over.
That's what you think!
Edit: My 2nd stab at it, using only quotes from Operation Valkyrie, which I saw yesterday:
To understand National Socialism, you must understand Wagner.
A belief would be more like a foundation, and an understanding, the house built upon it.
Do you recognize my voice?
You are right.
You think it's a coup?
Well, I don't really care what you're talking about.
Remember, this is a military operation. Something always goes wrong.
Murder is wrong.
You're as guilty as any of us.
And you are a computer, is that right?
Spare me, Lieutenant.
How old are you?
Every second we stand here is a second lost!
Like, like, like, like like, Abbey, like for like example, like, like.
What makes you think you're stronger than the very momentum of history?
My parents told me I was, but now I realise they were wrong.
When the S.S. Catch you, they will pull you apart like warm bread.
I have no plug to pull because I am not a bot.
I am involved in high treason with all means available to me. Can I count you in?
3rd. I'm ganna have tests tommorow. It is fainal!
If I fail, they'll come for you. They'll come for all of you.
Why they come and get me?
Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives.
I don't understand.
You can serve Germany, or the Fuhrer. Not both!
Hello! Kind of fresh today, aren't we?
Long live sacred Germany!
The first or the second?
Hitler is dead. Operation Valkyrie is in effect.
Operation megadeath!
What do you know?
I know.. Nothing!
What is nothing?
Nothing is nothing.
Nothing is nothing is nothing?
What you don't want is something coming into your anything, which would take away from your nothing, which would force you to drop everything.
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EPT
