Pony Express Issue 53: Dec. 8 - Dec. 15, 2008

<MoltkeWarding> If I woke up beside some random woman tomorrow you know what I would think?
BEYONDER> "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT ARE THESE THINGS ON HER CHEST?"
Ilvy> haha
* vGl-RaGe has joined #teamliquid
* Q sets mode: +o vGl-RaGe
BalloonFight> "WHAT ARE THESE BUMPS ON MY GENITALIA"
MoltkeWarding> No
BEYONDER> "I WONDER HOW THIS GIRL WOULD LOOK WITH HER CLOTHES ON"
SonuvBob> "why is she still here?"
BalloonFight> "I GUESS IM NOT GAY"
BEYONDER> "SHE MUST BE BLIND AND DEAF"
DeadVessel> why did she sleep with me ?
MoltkeWarding> I would think that someone came to my home in the middle of the night and carried me off to the bed of some girl somewhere, where I've slept until just now when I woke up
BalloonFight> "WHERES THE CHLOROFORM SHES WAKING UP"
BEYONDER> hahahaha
DeadVessel> LOl
MoltkeWarding> That would be the only possible explanation


(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request


[15:39] <Moltke1> It just so happens that men can converse more rationally than women
[15:40] <Quint> like when you told the girl to cook you food?
[15:40] <Moltke1> Yes
[15:40] <Moltke1> I was attempting to turn her destructive behaviour
[15:40] <Moltke1> into constructive behaviour


[19:28] <Mynock> moltke
[19:28] <Mynock> can I ask you a question?
[19:28] <Mynock> answer honeslty
[19:28] <Mynock> when you dream, how do you see yourself?
[19:28] <Moltke> Can't remember most dreams
[19:28] <Mynock> and in those u do...
[19:29] <Moltke> I remember being a German soldier battling in the ruins of Budapest in 1945 in one dream though. That was strange.


[18:43] <Moltke> I dont know what was dirtier, your anus or a Chinese girl's mouth


[Moltke] I left my skype account on in the internet cafe
[Moltke] and my mother attempted to call me, and was met with a [German pervert asking for sex
[BEYONDER] lolllllllllll
[vGl-CoW] hahahahahahaah
[BEYONDER] hahahaha
[Adky] ;SAF;sf,
[vGl-CoW] haaaaaaaaahhaahahahahahaahaha
[Moltke] Not funny
[Adky] :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[Moltke] If you ever saw my mother :o
[Ilvy|off] lol
[vGl-CoW] hahahahahaahahferhgerohgrtutrriuh hakhhahaha
[Orome_] hahahahahaha
[Adky] you are offline
[Adky] OFF


[00:38] <warding> Moltke would you have a problem with me posting your pic on tlnet?
[00:38] <Moltke> Yes
[00:38] <warding> then stfu


[21:52] <Moltke> I think if I gained a few more pounds
[21:52] <Moltke> I'd be absolutely perfect physically
[21:52] <Moltke> apart from my oriental genes


<Cpt_Obvious> according to your own words, I am your friend
<Cpt_Obvious> what better than visitng a friend i ask you
<JensOfSweden> lol
<JensOfSweden> epic question
<Moltke> Reading a book

(15:21:50) (+{ToT}Strafe) Why would you just want to sleep with a girl?
(15:22:02) (Moltke) It's fun
(15:22:03) (@IntoTheWow) lol
(15:22:06) (@IntoTheWow) LOL
(15:22:06) (+{ToT}Strafe) In the end its really better to just have a nice dinner etc
(15:22:19) (+{ToT}Strafe) hm yeah I guess it's fun
(15:22:22) (+{ToT}Strafe) but eventually not worth it
(15:22:28) (Moltke) Yeah, I can get dinner any time I want
(15:22:35) (+{ToT}Strafe) with a girl I mean
(15:22:43) (@IntoTheWow) HAHA
(15:22:48) (Moltke) boring
(15:22:52) (Moltke) Welcome to the 21st century
(15:22:57) (+{ToT}Strafe) stop trying to be me



[22:22] <Pressure`> german flag... boring
[22:23] <Moltke> Pressure
[22:24] <Moltke> Dozens of your Prussian forefathers died for this flag in 1848


[23:13] <Moltke> My country borders the United States of America
[23:13] <Moltke> We only have to learn black vernacular as a foreign language


[20:28] <+Moltke> Hilfe
[20:28] <+Moltke> I need a nanny
[20:29] <+Moltke> I broke my arm
[20:29] <+Moltke> Have a plaster cast
[20:29] <+Moltke> and now I cannot go out
[20:29] <+Moltke> or even take a shower
[20:29] <+Moltke> This is not 1940
[20:30] <+Moltke> Wounded men are not heroes
[20:29] <@vGl-CoW> time to guilt some girl into helping you


[02:19] <Moltke> The world's most difficult word to translate has been identified as "ilunga" from the Tshiluba language spoken in south-eastern DR Congo.
[02:19] <Moltke> It came top of a list drawn up in consultation with 1,000 linguists.
[02:19] <Moltke> Ilunga means "a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time".


[17:55] <@vGl-CoW> i failed my last midterm
[17:55] <Moltke> Excellent
[17:55] <Moltke> It redeems my faith in the European education system
[17:57] <@vGl-CoW> i thought i had it but i just checked the answer to one of the main questions and my answer is literally more wrong than just drawing a dick on the page


[18:20] <OctoPuSs> dating usually involves sex
[18:20] <OctoPuSs> afterwards
[18:20] <+Moltke> What are you talking about
[18:20] <+Moltke> Dating involves a meeting between two people
[18:21] <+Moltke> It can be as innocent as daisies
[18:21] <@vGl-RaGe> daisies reproduce too, Moltke


[15:51] <zulu_nation8> moltke if you could choose between an ugly german girl with no money to marry or a rich hot chinese girl to marry which one would you choose
[15:52] <+Moltke> zulu, you're appropriating German qualities and attaching the adjective Chinese to them and vice versa
[15:52] <+Moltke> That's ridiculous


<Moltke> When I was young my grandparents said
<Moltke> I was as beautiful as an American girl


[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe Whats a good title
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe for like
[16:41] <+Moltke> vGl-RaGe the end 'summary' of the text
[16:41] <@TL-Nyovne> here it comes
[16:41] <@Chill_at_work> lol
[16:41] <@Chill_at_work> im on the edge of my seat
[16:41] * @TL-Nyovne *drums*.
[16:41] <@vGl-RaGe> haha
[16:41] <+Moltke> oh shut up :p


[11:16] <Moltke> I knew a terrible number of Jews in Canada
[11:16] <Moltke> But haven't met one in Germany yet


[11:55] <+MoltkeWarding> let me show you what's not good. deadvessel playing PvT


Moltke> how about the letter Hamlet wrote to Ophelia?
<Cpt_Obvious> link?
<Cpt_Obvious> im sooo lazy
<Moltke> Doubt thou the stars are fire;
<Moltke> Doubt that the sun doth move;
<Moltke> Doubt truth to be a liar;
<Moltke> But never doubt I love.
<OctoPuSs> he actually had that copy pasted


<Moltke> I was a bully when I first came to Canada because I couldn't speak English, I was shy, and I was Chinese. Therefore my natural impulse was gaining fear and respect through physical dominance of the playground, resulting in countless savage fistfights. I tamed after grade 5.


[Beyonder] tell us Moltke
[Beyonder] who is your favorite poster?
[Beyonder] xcept for cpt_obvious
[Moltke] Me
[Beyonder] besides yourself
[Moltke] I try not to establish personal prejudices on the forum
[Moltke] Well I am skeptical about internet relationships
[Moltke] I have a good rappor with wardo though
[Moltke] He doesn't post much on tl.net but we talk a lot


<Moltke> now on my trip to Germany I had to carry 3 suitcases and 2 bags on my back
<Moltke> So you will imagine my annoyance having arrived in Nürnberg to find my mother had packed a book called: Social intelligence: How to influence people and make friends in my briefcase
<fanta[Rn]> rofl
<Moltke> I was so disgusted I threw it in the dustbin immediately


[19:50] <Moltke> hmm
[19:50] <Gene``> but im pretty sure that's what makes the world turn every now and then
[19:50] <Moltke> Do you know the difference between Venial and Mortal sin
[19:50] <Gene``> nope


[19:50] <Moltke> Well, a mortal sinner is someone like strafe


<Moltke> Offer of the Luisa Studio’s new wellness area,
<Moltke> Grand Hotel Toplice, summer 2007
<Moltke> 'Pearls of relaxation'
<Moltke> Selected massage baths for two in a romantic candle-lit ambience and including a glass of sparkling wine for both. The relaxing baths are supplemented by the power of ethereal oils and sea minerals that have an aroma-therapeutic effect on the body and soul. Guests are invited to select from the following:
<Moltke> * Energy of the summer morning (with citrus oils)
<Moltke> * Gentleness of the summer evening (with rose oil)
<Moltke> * Cupid's cup of vitality (with oils of coriander, cinnamon and orange)
<Moltke> * Jasmine garden (with jasmine oil)
<{ToT}Strafe> can you get any gayer
<{ToT}Strafe> you faggot?
<`Jared-_-> LOL
* Retrieving #teamliquid modes...
<Moltke> The Grand Hotel Toplice experience would not be complete without a visit to our sauna centre. You may choose the Finnish sauna, where the dry air and natural ethereal oil clean the respiratory system and act as a stimulant. Alternatively, you can unwind and reinvigorate yourself in our steamy Turkish sauna. The purifying Infrared sauna will cleanse your body of toxic substances accumulated under the skin.
<{ToT}Strafe> okay
<Moltke> That's awesome
<{ToT}Strafe> fuck moltke that shit is for 40 yaer old women and 30 year old gay couples
<{ToT}Strafe> can we do a gay purge here?
<Moltke> I don't care where you stay, I'm staying at the Grand Hotel Toplice


[19:25] <Moltke> I had a special childhood

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