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Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
December 11 2008 05:23 GMT
#1
Apparently is really healthy and is filled with unique textures and is a revolutionary ingredient. I have really really really really high doubts that this is real but the comments on some sites were worth posting,

http://blogs.chicagoreader.com/food/2008/11/20/cum-n-get-it/

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients--you will love this cook book!"


Comments:

Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Made with love"


"Inexpensive to produce..." ? My fucking Internet bill is almost $50 a month.


LOL The recipe said to beat the eggs.


"The taste of semen is complex and dynamic." Every girl I have ever met clearly do not understand this concept.

We see things they'll never see
brjdrb
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States577 Posts
December 11 2008 05:26 GMT
#2
what made me laugh the hardest by far was the title of the article
Stork's biggest fan
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 05:29:30
December 11 2008 05:29 GMT
#3
That can't be serious....




can it?

[edit] and rofl @ the title.. !!
Oh no
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
December 11 2008 05:29 GMT
#4
Lol i just love the 2 topics: Penis Restaurant and Semen in Food.

Semen going to be the new soysauce?
[image loading]

Poll: Would you eat semen?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): Hell no!
(Vote): Only a little
(Vote): I've already eaten it!
(Vote): If it tastes good why not?
hoorah
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
December 11 2008 05:31 GMT
#5
LOL... I cant believe this is serious.
444 444 444 444
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
December 11 2008 05:32 GMT
#6
LOL!

"Penis restaurant" thread and "Semen in food: thread.

One right under the other.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 11 2008 05:33 GMT
#7
........
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
December 11 2008 05:33 GMT
#8
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=penis&x=0&y=0

vs

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/search.php?q=vagina&x=0&y=0


hmmmmmmmm
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
December 11 2008 05:36 GMT
#9
Irony that this thread is neighboring the penis thread much?
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
December 11 2008 05:37 GMT
#10
ROFLMAO
fromis_9 enjoyer
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
December 11 2008 05:38 GMT
#11
LOLOLOLOL. I still can't get over how those 2 threads are right next to each other.
Love.Zelduck
Profile Joined February 2008
United States170 Posts
December 11 2008 05:39 GMT
#12
TL has a penis fascination problem?
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
December 11 2008 05:39 GMT
#13
I think we've all inadvertently tasted semen before..one way or another, amirite!?
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
December 11 2008 05:43 GMT
#14
D:
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
December 11 2008 05:44 GMT
#15
This is definitely EE-HAN TIMING.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
December 11 2008 05:45 GMT
#16
"Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants."
I can't stop laughing.
Mom: im making dinner soon so ill need some ingredients...
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1158 Posts
December 11 2008 05:46 GMT
#17
[image loading]

Poll: Suppose you only have three options, what will you choose?
(Vote): Die
(Vote): Eat semen and live.
(Vote): Eat penis and live.

IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 11 2008 05:53 GMT
#18
Whats with all this perverted shit.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 11 2008 06:06 GMT
#19
I wouldn't eat anybody's semen, not even mine.
Brood War loyalist
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 11 2008 06:10 GMT
#20
I hear HIV adds a certain pzazzz to fine cuisine.
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