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warning: this has nothing to do with TSL
One of my friends who happens to spent hours an dhours on the internet and is generally a smart person was cleaning out his grandmothers apartment where he currently lives and was going through her pills. His goal was to find osme pain killers to sell for some easy money, he found some vikatan and some other ones. Then he came across some pill called Oxy cotton, which not thinking it was anything important through around 200 oxy cotton pills away.
For those who may not know the value of these pills, they run for around 80$ a pill. 80x200 = 16,000 Give her take depending on what the value is, he found out several hours later what the pills were and checked the trash only to find out that it had been taken to the dump never to be seen again.
In result he lost around 10,000. And just to make him feel worse i have decided to create a poll to see how much of TL.Net would know that these pills are valuable and would of been able to properly capitalize on this situation.
Poll: Would you be 10,000 Richer?
(Vote): I would be knee deep in hookers and pot. (yes)
(Vote): FUCK. (no)
He's in college now, so a little extra money never hurts 
 
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for the record, i would be 10k richer.
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Why do you insist on posting stories about the asshole antics of you and your friends? Why the fuck is he going through his grandma's medications to sell and throwing them away? What the fuck is this?
And even if you did keep them, who the fuck are you? A wholesale drug dealer? Who you gonna sell them to? Gonna go sling on the streets? Gonna find a dealer to sell to and recop the cash?
edit: But wait, I forgot the guy I'm talking to has the IQ to get into MIT, what was I thinking? Of course he can sell them. On second thought yea, I'd steal the industrial strength pain killers from my grandmother; she can suffer intense pain while I make a cool 10Gs, sweet.
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United States24747 Posts
On June 01 2008 15:46 EnergyTraction wrote:
Why do you insist on posting stories about the asshole antics of you and your friends? Why the fuck is he going through his grandma's medications to sell and throwing them away? What the fuck is this?
And even if you did keep them, who the fuck are you? A wholesale drug dealer? Who you gonna sell them to? Gonna go sling on the streets? Gonna find a dealer to sell to and recop the cash?
Scary how accurate this is hahaha.
I said 'no.'
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Australia3225 Posts
It's almost as if I have channelled my thoughts into the past and had Traction post them.
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no i would never steal from my fucking grandmother get a life faggot
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3 cheers to Traction
I voted yes because I'm not enough of a dumbass to throw away my grandmother's pills (seriously what the fuck).
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Would I deal drugs for ten thousand dollars?
What the fuck?
Are you seriously posting this?
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lol all monkeyspanker threads turn out like this.
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oxycontin definately isnt something you should be stealing/selling
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Also what the fuck is he THROWING THEM AWAY FOR?
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They only go for $40 a pop here. But fuck, that is still good money. Your friend is a moron. And I'd be deep in hookers and booze... I don't like pot.
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United States24747 Posts
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit.
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Yea I'm assuming she's probably dead, but it doesn't mean I can't fuck with him some
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On June 01 2008 15:46 EnergyTraction wrote:
Why do you insist on posting stories about the asshole antics of you and your friends? Why the fuck is he going through his grandma's medications to sell and throwing them away? What the fuck is this?
And even if you did keep them, who the fuck are you? A wholesale drug dealer? Who you gonna sell them to? Gonna go sling on the streets? Gonna find a dealer to sell to and recop the cash?
edit: But wait, I forgot the guy I'm talking to has the IQ to get into MIT, what was I thinking? Of course he can sell them. On second thought yea, I'd steal the industrial strength pain killers from my grandmother; she can suffer intense pain while I make a cool 10Gs, sweet.
quoted for fucking truth
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Traction won this thread.
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United States22883 Posts
On June 01 2008 16:06 micronesia wrote:
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit.
Oh, well in that case then it's totally ok to commit a major felony.
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I was on Oxycodine for a while and it was top shit.
So I will vote yes.
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United States24747 Posts
On June 01 2008 16:18 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On June 01 2008 16:06 micronesia wrote:
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit. Oh, well in that case then it's totally ok to commit a major felony.
Haha I get your point but it's totally irrelevant to mine.
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United States22883 Posts
On June 01 2008 16:21 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On June 01 2008 16:18 Jibba wrote:On June 01 2008 16:06 micronesia wrote:
As bad as this sounds I'm hoping she was dead so that it makes sense why he's liquidating her shit. Oh, well in that case then it's totally ok to commit a major felony. Haha I get your point but it's totally irrelevant to mine.
I know. This is seriously stupid though. Drug trafficking carries a minimum prison sentence in most states.
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