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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 05:14:37
November 21 2006 04:16 GMT
#1
will u be prepared?
PROBABLY NOT.

but there is one elite force out there that has been preparing for this day. yes ladies and gentleman Judgment day. the day the dead walk the earth and society is thrown into a post apocalyptic wasteland of kill or be killed. or the P.A.W. as the seasoned professionals at zombie squad forum like to call it.

so in an effort to bring TL.net up to par in the case of an event involving Zombies/Nukes/Zombies with nukes i have decided to put together this guide for the hopes that maybe just maybe TL.net will be able to stand strong in the faces of slowly stumbling and shuffling doom.

so where do we begin?

KNOW YOUR ENEMY!

after you have extensively filled your mind with vital zombie knowledge. its time to move on to important Questions of survival and what to do.

Build your BOB (Bug out bag)
you will need lots of supplys. in the event your neighbors are trying to eat you it makes going to wal-mart for toilet paper exceedingly difficult.


WEAPONS
Arm yourself! to the teeth. like an absurdly large amount of weaponry. dont forget ammunition. stockpile that shit. the people at Zombie squad have already declared ammunition the new form of PAW currency.

And most important of all is a properly fortified shelter.
now there are 2 routes to go here.
some of the more wealthier members of ZombieSquad take the route of buying Pre made
survival retreats
of course not all of us have that kind of money to invest many people just build up there current home into a zombie proof fortification that is constantly being upgraded with the latest zombie thwarting technology.

zombie fortification plans
Forget the neighbors
or how about this Faq/guide on building your very own Island Fortress.

SO..
Now you are Prepared for any and all zombie scenarios.
what do you do now?
you can start by joining your localneighborhood zombie watch

yes. they are out there. and from the looks of just this 1 forum there are alot of them. And they have a ludicrous amount of Firepower stocked in their "zombie fortresses"
And they Cant fucking hardly wait for the zombie invasion to begin so they can start running around blowing heads off.


http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/
the scary part isnt the zombies.
its that these people are 100% serious business.

POST What you would do if the shit hit the fan!
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
November 21 2006 04:44 GMT
#2
--- Nuked ---
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
November 21 2006 04:57 GMT
#3
Seminars

We offer a number of "zombie survival" courses to give you the confidence knowing that you are better prepared to survive when dead come for you.


they make money out of it i guess
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
November 21 2006 05:04 GMT
#4
Oh my god. Those people have a lot of guns >>;;
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
November 21 2006 05:06 GMT
#5
ROFL. The best thread this week.
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
November 21 2006 05:08 GMT
#6
On November 21 2006 13:44 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
im more scarey than a zombie


i wouldnt doubt it
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
November 21 2006 05:13 GMT
#7
what!?
Moderator<:3-/-<
HAZE.tQ
Profile Joined October 2006
United States251 Posts
November 21 2006 05:16 GMT
#8
Why not just use zombie paper?
bburn
Profile Joined September 2004
United States1039 Posts
November 21 2006 05:19 GMT
#9
lol its because of people like this that there are more guns than people in the united states
banana[AfO]
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
November 21 2006 05:20 GMT
#10
Haha, this is hilarious. I was just having a conversation with my roomates last night about how to zombie proof our house after watching Shaun of the Dead.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43203 Posts
November 21 2006 05:21 GMT
#11
Oh jeez. I can understand wanting to exploit the fear of others to make money. Hell, I'd do it if I were smarter. But zombies? I just can't see that working. I mean it just makes no sense. Now nano bots. That would be a real worry. And you could have drapes that keep them out and acid spray to burn them out of the air. Oh, and you'd actually have to breathe special air so you don't accidentally inhale them. So I'd warn people to stock up on my air which was sealed before the day of nanobot vengeance. That'd be a business. Zombies, you just sell people shotguns. Nanobots, you can sell them air.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 09:20:27
November 21 2006 05:41 GMT
#12
a zombie outbreak simulater.

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/

omg.....
http://www.dar.net/~ferrous/zz/zsaction.wmv

nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
November 21 2006 05:54 GMT
#13
On November 21 2006 13:44 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
im more scarey than a zombie

to 12 year old girls

Oh snap, you just walked into that one!
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
DarK]N[exuS
Profile Joined April 2006
China1441 Posts
November 21 2006 05:58 GMT
#14
This is scary, in their "show off your guns" thread some guy has like his daughter in several pics holding guns:

eg:

[image loading]
Where joy exists despair will always beckon.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
November 21 2006 05:59 GMT
#15
Frauds, no chain saw recommendations!

Thanks for the link though, had a fun 15 min browsing through that shit haha. Awsome guns and hideouts tbh. Now they just need some pics of the Zombie Mobile.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
November 21 2006 06:06 GMT
#16
On November 21 2006 14:41 Coagulation wrote:
a zombie outbreak simulater.

http://kevan.org/proce55ing/zombies/


rofl very accurate ^^

at first I thought it was a game, like I had some sort of objective...

Anyway, about this thread: I went on a vacation to Ithaca, New York once (or nearby, I don't remember) and there was a guy there who was staying in the same place as my friend and I... and he was constantly thinking / preparing for a Zombie attack. Funny stuff because he wasn't creepy about it, just serious. It was fun, to play along actually.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-11-21 06:17:06
November 21 2006 06:09 GMT
#17
[image loading]

this ones for chibi.
bang bang.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27154 Posts
November 21 2006 07:23 GMT
#18
You are not a real man unless you are killing zombies with a sword.
ModeratorGodfather
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
November 21 2006 07:24 GMT
#19
dumb hicks ><
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
Skew
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States1019 Posts
November 21 2006 07:40 GMT
#20
We need a good zombie MMO made by a good company... IMMEDIATELY.
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