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The best halloween i ever had

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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32275 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-02 10:16:01
November 01 2005 05:08 GMT
#1
This is 100% real. Sorry if it's a wall of text...

My parents are away somewhere, and I'm alone at my house giving out the candy. Not many comeby, I'd say it's a bit less than average this time of year. I was multitasking during that time too: playing video games, watching the movies, eating dinner and candies.

So at around 8:30PM, my door bell rang. Well, obviously it was gonna be people who wanted candy. So I got off the couch, and slowly got to the door. I opened the door, and behold, I saw two three hot girls. I didn't know any of them.

One was dressed as a dark angel, similar to Jessica Alba's "Dark Angel". She has brunette hair, a nice tan, nice breasts and was very cute. Fucking hot. The other, looked like a typical blond, a bit cute I guess. She was dressed up as a bunny. The last one wasn't really dressed, but did have a weird hair style. Can't remember much about that last girl, but that's not important.

From the looks of them, they looked like they were around 14-16 years old. So I asked them old they were. The cute brunette responded "We're all 15 years old" (I'm 17 by the way). So then I asked them, "Aren't you girls a bit too old for trick or treating?". They all giggled. The blond then responded "We're just having some fun and want candy". Then quickly after, the brunette said to me in the sweetest, most cutest voice "You're kind of cute. I would like to give you a trick of treat of my own".

I was stunned. I don't know what she was gonna do...I was predicting that she'd flash her tits. She then told her friends that she'll meet them back at the blond's house, as my house was the last one (done for halloween).

She then steps into my house, giggles, and starts trying to touch my cock with her hands. I was wearing jeans at that time. I asked her "Do you know me?". She just said "It doesn't matter". She then asked if anyone was home, and I told her that my parents won't be here until 11. She starts touching my cock again, and slowly pulls down on my jeans after unbuttoning the button. My erection started just before she pull them down.

She began sucking on it, very hard. She also commented on my cock. I was thinking to myself "A hot chick sucking my cock, can it get any better?". Oh man, I can still feel it now, so good. I did have some pre-cum, and she swallowed it. She absolutely enjoyed my cock. I still can't believe this happened...

After awhile, I told her I was about to come. She told me to direct it in her mouth (NOT a facial like in porn movies). So I did, and it went directly to her throat. She swallowed it all. She still continued to lick my whole dick, and made it nice.

I asked her for my phone number, and then she gave it to me. I told her we should hang out sometime, as she doesn't live far away from here. Right before she was leaving, she said "Happy Halloween". Then archers. Thousands of them. Out of no where, appearing all over the porch, doorway and house. They start shooting bows at me and her, and I carry her to safety outside. But I was wrong. Ninjas. Thousands of them. They start shooting their stars at us. One hit her right in her cunt, and I had to pull it out of her. She was in pain. I was still carrying her out to safety. I screamed for help but no one was outside. I didn't know what to do.

I quickly ran into a sewer that had an open lid. Me and her were both wet. I ran all the way in the end, then ninja mutant ninja turtles. Only four of them. They were actually nice, gave me some pizza, and soon enough they killed all of the enemies.

So then I came back home, exhausted and tired as hell. But I can say that was the greatest night of my life. Next time I'll call her and hopefully we'll do some more intense sexual stuff.

So overall, a nice halloween.

SUMMARY: Please read it...
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Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
November 01 2005 05:10 GMT
#2
lol ninjas
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OppositeDay
Profile Joined October 2005
United States51 Posts
November 01 2005 05:11 GMT
#3
dude wtf kind of acid are you on
Live for something.. Or die for nothing
OppositeDay
Profile Joined October 2005
United States51 Posts
November 01 2005 05:12 GMT
#4
but that shit sounds cool as hell.. never happened to me.. normally i get alot of my ass as a result of drunk dialing lol
Live for something.. Or die for nothing
AK-Nemesis
Profile Joined December 2002
2005 Posts
November 01 2005 05:12 GMT
#5
we figured out who wrote the wolf bashing story on the confession thread
Nemesis has left the building~
Yarertz
Profile Joined February 2003
Djibouti1891 Posts
November 01 2005 05:13 GMT
#6
less acid plz
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20034 Posts
November 01 2005 05:13 GMT
#7
That kind of story cant be made up. I also love how you spent like 8 paragraphs on a blow job, and 1 1/2 on a fight vs 0193874 archers and a bunch of ninjas fighting.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
November 01 2005 05:18 GMT
#8
I went to a lingerie/suit party. Bring a date, girls in lingerie, guys in suits.. many people on ex... it was scandalously erotic... perfect for halloween!
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
November 01 2005 05:22 GMT
#9
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
November 01 2005 05:23 GMT
#10
when ze virgins read this story they went on a jealousy roller coaster ride
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8880
Profile Joined September 2005
131 Posts
November 01 2005 05:29 GMT
#11
happens to me every day
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
November 01 2005 05:29 GMT
#12
LOL
3threal[EoC]
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada388 Posts
November 01 2005 05:32 GMT
#13
--- Nuked ---
Id hit anything with an ass as big as that dress. - quote decafchicken
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
November 01 2005 05:32 GMT
#14
lol... seemed like a cool story until the archers and ninjas...
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
November 01 2005 05:33 GMT
#15
and now you have herpes! <3
good vibes only
Bastard
Profile Joined July 2005
Korea (South)19 Posts
November 01 2005 05:36 GMT
#16
you asked her for telphone number, dude WTF ?
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17350 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-01 05:39:54
November 01 2005 05:38 GMT
#17
"I asked her for my phone number"
"ninja mutant ninja turtles"

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Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
November 01 2005 05:46 GMT
#18
lol
:)
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
November 01 2005 05:49 GMT
#19
Omg. This thread is art. Sexy and hilarious.
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
November 01 2005 05:50 GMT
#20
On November 01 2005 14:13 decafchicken wrote:
That kind of story cant be made up. I also love how you spent like 8 paragraphs on a blow job, and 1 1/2 on a fight vs 0193874 archers and a bunch of ninjas fighting.

Indeed. He knows what's important.
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
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