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Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-01 05:59:04
November 01 2005 05:56 GMT
#21
The "I asked her for my phone number" part totally gave it away.

O and the best thing about living in an apartment is that no meddling kids come around for candy.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
OctoPuSs
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Canada5279 Posts
November 01 2005 05:57 GMT
#22
tell me the ninjas were doing backflips??
please O_O !
Depression is just a sarcastic state of mind. Liquid`HerO Fighting!
Pro.NT_Knight
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia539 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-01 06:03:17
November 01 2005 06:01 GMT
#23
ROFL thats one of the funniest stories ive read in a while, i love how it just randomly changes from this chick to archers and ninja's.... haha.. and a ninja star hit her cunt LMAO..... haha.... im in tears.
Op Pro.NT Usa West
lightman
Profile Joined April 2005
United States731 Posts
November 01 2005 06:08 GMT
#24
Forgive my ignorance, but isn't Halloween an American celebration ? Why would they celebrate it in Argentina (nothing against it though)
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 WSOP holding just a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, and a green #4 card from the game UNO, against an AAA KK flop and his rival folding AK after Chuck raised him ALL-IN
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-01 06:09:53
November 01 2005 06:09 GMT
#25
i was like...what a lucky son of a bitch, but then when you started describing the blowjob i was like....no way lmao I CALL BULLSHIT! The archers and ninjas were HILARIOUS! And the Mutant ninja turtles gave you PIZZA ROFL.. BUT YOU SHUDA FUCKED HER! BJS GET BORING!
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
mr2hot4u15
Profile Joined February 2005
United States210 Posts
November 01 2005 06:21 GMT
#26
--- Nuked ---
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuuurious anger
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
November 01 2005 06:22 GMT
#27
Bonus:
Every summer, we take a trip to a national landmark by car. This year, it was to yellowstone. My sister and I always sit in the back seat watching DVDs, while my parents sit up front driving and reading maps.

Anyways, we had just finished a 19 hour day on rthe road, and the hotel we were staying at only had one room left. It was a room with two beds and no bathroom. My parents took one bed, and made me and my sister take the other.

Seeing as I hadn't jacked off since we left home (2 days), I was really horny. Well, I would have just used the bathroom, but there wasn't one. So I waited until it was really late and I was sure everybody was asleep, then pulled out my throbbing cock. My sister has her back to me, and I got what seemed to be a good idea. After making sure she was asleep, I gently moved my hands around her body and began to gently caress her smooth breasts. Moving my hands downward, I slowly felt her pussy, and discovered it was wet. I started rubbing it gently, my cock about to explode from horniness. Then my sister moved. I quickly withdrew my hands and pretened to be asleep. I suddenly felt my sister's warm butt gently nudging my cock. I was suprised by this, but she continued nudging it until I was sure that she wanted it. I gently slid my cock into her tight anus, and she started moaning quietly. Then she pulled away and faced me, her face begging pleasure. I slowly guided my cock to her waiting pussy, and then...

Ninjas. Thousands of them. They dropped down from nowhere, and one instantly broke my sisters neck. Another dispatched both of my parents with one graceful swing of the sword. I lept out of bed, my enraged penis held firmly in my hands. I took a swing at one, and sliced him open from shoulder to stomach. His entrails poured out, covering me with blood. I took out another ninja, and another. I engaged in a fierce battle, my wang clashing with their swords. After hours of fighting, I had finally beaten them. The walls of the room were soaked with blood, and I looked down sadly at my sister. In the process of fighting, a sword I had knocked out of a ninja's hands had sliced her in half. I could see her exposed vagina, still open and waiting. I picked up that half of her body and began to fuck it. I moved it faster and faster, until I came. The force at which it left my body blew her pussy in half, leaving me with a severed leg in each hand. I rang for room service, checked out, and disappeared into the night...
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mr2hot4u15
Profile Joined February 2005
United States210 Posts
November 01 2005 06:26 GMT
#28
--- Nuked ---
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuuurious anger
Pro.NT_Knight
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia539 Posts
November 01 2005 06:27 GMT
#29
On November 01 2005 15:22 IntoTheWow wrote: I engaged in a fierce battle, my wang clashing with their swords.


wtf .. lmao .. baaahahaha ur insane.
Op Pro.NT Usa West
whatever
Profile Joined July 2005
Mexico693 Posts
November 01 2005 06:29 GMT
#30
art
Time is always on my side
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-01 06:29:54
November 01 2005 06:29 GMT
#31
On November 01 2005 15:21 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
BJ>fuck

..................................................................................................your crazy.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
November 01 2005 06:34 GMT
#32
wow...that second story....wow
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Raging.BuLL
Profile Joined February 2005
Brazil101 Posts
November 01 2005 06:39 GMT
#33
does argentina even have halloween?

all of a sudden this thread lost its fun ! haha
Why do today that which can be done tomorrow
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-11-01 06:47:08
November 01 2005 06:46 GMT
#34
You should be a writer for Family Guy :O or South Park
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
November 01 2005 06:47 GMT
#35
<3 sooo funny especially the second one haha
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
November 01 2005 07:04 GMT
#36
...I slowly guided my cock to her waiting pussy, and then...

Ninjas. Thousands of them. They dropped down from nowhere, and one instantly broke my sisters neck. Another dispatched both of my parents with one graceful swing of the sword. I lept out of bed, my enraged penis held firmly in my hands. I took a swing at one, and sliced him open from shoulder to stomach. His entrails poured out, covering me with blood...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHA
The artist formerly known as Starparty
Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
November 01 2005 07:21 GMT
#37
On November 01 2005 14:23 Hot_Bid wrote:
when ze virgins read this story they went on a jealousy roller coaster ride

HAHAHAHA
oOa
Zorglub1
Profile Joined October 2004
Denmark532 Posts
November 01 2005 07:30 GMT
#38
I want some of that dope!!!!!!!!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32281 Posts
November 01 2005 09:26 GMT
#39
i got another one, but its pretty sick. and this is sick enought.
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QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
November 01 2005 09:29 GMT
#40
rofl I can only imagine what your parents think of you PM the sick one plz :D
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