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coleykamoley
Profile Joined September 2011
31 Posts
November 10 2011 08:26 GMT
#1
I'm eating toast.
It is good toast.

User was temp banned for this post.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
November 10 2011 08:28 GMT
#2
3....2....1
Jormundr
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1678 Posts
November 10 2011 08:29 GMT
#3
I find that the key to good toast is in baking. Toasters and toaster ovens get the job done, but nowhere near as elegantly as a real oven.

Also, 1 / 10
Wish I remembered the prereqs to having a report button.
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Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
November 10 2011 08:30 GMT
#4
On November 10 2011 17:29 Jormundr wrote:
I find that the key to good toast is in baking. Toasters and toaster ovens get the job done, but nowhere near as elegantly as a real oven.

Also, 1 / 10
Wish I remembered the prereqs to having a report button.
1 year of being a member.

3...2....1.... (ban)
I <3 Plexa.
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
November 10 2011 08:31 GMT
#5
damn im hungry, i could use some toast
¯\_(☺)_/¯
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
November 10 2011 08:31 GMT
#6
What I expected: Detailed analysis of how one could spot a troll, guide on how to troll OR whether 'trolling' is a legitimate art form.
What I got: two sentences that lack identifiers.
Hi!
loladin
Profile Joined October 2010
Norway184 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-10 08:36:29
November 10 2011 08:36 GMT
#7
On November 10 2011 17:31 ooni wrote:
What I expected: Detailed analysis of how one could spot a troll, guide on how to troll OR whether 'trolling' is a legitimate art form.
What I got: two sentences that lack identifiers.


So you didn't get what you expected, isn't that the essence of trolling?
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Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
November 10 2011 08:40 GMT
#8
Trolling: When you lose, you say you won.
When you win, you've won.
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b0ngt0ss
Profile Joined July 2011
259 Posts
November 10 2011 08:41 GMT
#9
"troll or be trolled"
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
November 10 2011 08:45 GMT
#10
you are toast

maybe
Translator:3
Asday
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom388 Posts
November 10 2011 08:45 GMT
#11
I know this is stupid, but I figure someone here would know, and seeing as this is a throwaway thread, I'm not really hurting anything any more than is already hurting, so...

How exactly do you make perfect toast? I've seen suggestions on using a grill, or using certain bread in normal toasters, and some more outlandish methods, and none of them give that sense of: "Yep, this is it. I can die now."

Also, when is toast toast, and not bread?
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
November 10 2011 08:45 GMT
#12
This thread has been open for 20 mins now, impressive.
I <3 Plexa.
frontliner2
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands844 Posts
November 10 2011 08:47 GMT
#13
This tread is pointless. The OP lacks depth and introduction.

Ban? :D
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b0ngt0ss
Profile Joined July 2011
259 Posts
November 10 2011 08:49 GMT
#14
On November 10 2011 17:45 Asday wrote:
I know this is stupid, but I figure someone here would know, and seeing as this is a throwaway thread, I'm not really hurting anything any more than is already hurting, so...

How exactly do you make perfect toast? I've seen suggestions on using a grill, or using certain bread in normal toasters, and some more outlandish methods, and none of them give that sense of: "Yep, this is it. I can die now."

Also, when is toast toast, and not bread?

For me toast is warm bread that is slightly crunchy...butter really sets the tone tho for good toast.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
November 10 2011 08:49 GMT
#15
On November 10 2011 17:45 Asday wrote:
I know this is stupid, but I figure someone here would know, and seeing as this is a throwaway thread, I'm not really hurting anything any more than is already hurting, so...

How exactly do you make perfect toast? I've seen suggestions on using a grill, or using certain bread in normal toasters, and some more outlandish methods, and none of them give that sense of: "Yep, this is it. I can die now."

Also, when is toast toast, and not bread?

Butter your toast??
Speedbump
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
New Zealand338 Posts
November 10 2011 08:51 GMT
#16
On November 10 2011 17:45 Asday wrote:
I know this is stupid, but I figure someone here would know, and seeing as this is a throwaway thread, I'm not really hurting anything any more than is already hurting, so...

How exactly do you make perfect toast? I've seen suggestions on using a grill, or using certain bread in normal toasters, and some more outlandish methods, and none of them give that sense of: "Yep, this is it. I can die now."

Also, when is toast toast, and not bread?
My prefered method is putting toast in a frying pan, just after the bacon is cooked. It soaks up the deliciousness, and gets nice and crunchy.

If it's not a full breakfast, I'm out of ideas for good toasting methods. I guess just get a really good loaf of bread, i dunno?
penguinking
Profile Joined July 2011
United States23 Posts
November 10 2011 08:53 GMT
#17
trolling is a art
Stay awhile and listen.
dgwow
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada1024 Posts
November 10 2011 08:56 GMT
#18
With all this talk of food, I'm getting really hungry
Don't let those anti-cheese advocates tell you what to do. Rush to meet life head on!
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
November 10 2011 08:57 GMT
#19
It's just crazy enough to work...
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
valheru
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia966 Posts
November 10 2011 09:00 GMT
#20
On November 10 2011 17:45 Asday wrote:
I know this is stupid, but I figure someone here would know, and seeing as this is a throwaway thread, I'm not really hurting anything any more than is already hurting, so...

How exactly do you make perfect toast? I've seen suggestions on using a grill, or using certain bread in normal toasters, and some more outlandish methods, and none of them give that sense of: "Yep, this is it. I can die now."

Also, when is toast toast, and not bread?


What you do is get raisin toast. Toast it butter it then wait for it to cool then heat it up (microwave but on top of the toaster is better does not work with all toasters) and butter it again. Then you are left with SUPER BUTTERED TOAST and it is awesome.
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