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Chibi[OWNS]
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Last Edited: 2005-05-20 08:47:08
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BloodBath
Profile Joined May 2005
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Last Edited: 2005-05-20 08:57:29
May 20 2005 08:56 GMT
#2
Drink 'till shes hot!
and my personal Bnet favorite:

MANNER UP BITCH!
West: Op Bloodbath- , East: Op Bbath
Aukai
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1183 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-20 08:59:45
May 20 2005 08:59 GMT
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Happiness is like pe.eing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
There was one really amazing gal. She was one of the biggest chick i ever seen.
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
May 20 2005 09:01 GMT
#4
For every butterfly you see, there is a wasp lurking nearby.

I thought that one up earlier today. ;p
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
Chibi[OWNS]
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IntoTheWow
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is awesome32282 Posts
May 20 2005 09:21 GMT
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On May 20 2005 18:15 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
For every beautiful bird there're a dozen piles of shit on my car


Chibi = 100% Gold
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Chibi[OWNS]
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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~OpZ~
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May 20 2005 09:33 GMT
#8
Do you use Windex on your pants cause I can sure see myself in them
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
Cambium
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United States16368 Posts
May 20 2005 09:39 GMT
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"偶素天才“
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Chibi[OWNS]
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~OpZ~
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United States3652 Posts
May 20 2005 09:48 GMT
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"After 9-11, almost anyone that looks remotely middle eastern is checked over with a fine tooth comb, so it'll be all good. Besides, maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it a scourge..... ^^;"

Sry, I just love this quote ;>.>
Maybe I could teach Osama that using a plane as a wraith or dropship would be 10x better than using it as a scourge..... ^^; -Flex
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Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
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Cambium
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On May 20 2005 18:47 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
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On May 20 2005 18:39 Cambium wrote:
"偶素天才“


Try not to dumb it down, this is geniune thread ; ) Every post should be accompanied by something I find amusing!


Well, it is a legit post, but w/e

Here is one that I really like:

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of mystery.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 20 2005 09:55 GMT
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fuck it dude lets go bowling - Big Lebowski
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im gonna post a random msn name ive had
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May 20 2005 10:00 GMT
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my signature
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I'm not stupid because i act like a retard, I act like a retard because I'm stupid
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