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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20178 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-21 12:01:56
May 21 2005 11:22 GMT
#61
"You have to play zerg like an extension of your body" BloodyCobbler
"Man, if zerg were my penis, i would fucking own" ForumGhost

Yea, i wasnt sure if you was you and fg or somebody else and fg
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
May 21 2005 11:57 GMT
#62
LOL DECAF. that is soooo me and fg
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
Bard
Profile Joined November 2004
Jamaica898 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-21 12:05:13
May 21 2005 12:05 GMT
#63

That is many tanks - Boxer, The Emperor of Terran
Working on Subtitles..
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
May 21 2005 12:15 GMT
#64
On May 20 2005 21:42 ~OpZ~ wrote:
Okay, I know the races of them all, BUT its hard to explain. Heres a try

Reach = my favorite player
Nal_rA= my favorite toss

I do realize they are both toss. Hard to explain.

Own me once, rm now, own me twice, I KILL YOU!!


jesus fucking christ you are an absolute moron O__O
Im back, in pog form!
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
May 21 2005 12:25 GMT
#65
Holy shit, Chibi got a nuke signature? What happened?
All Those beneath an angry star
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
May 21 2005 12:28 GMT
#66
yea im wondering that too...
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
baba1
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada355 Posts
May 21 2005 12:48 GMT
#67
money does mean happiness
but its better to be a rich sad guy than a poor sad guy
noq uote
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
May 21 2005 12:53 GMT
#68
Right after the pope died:

"Baal: Knock Knock!"
"Chibi: who is this?"
"Baal: NOT THE POPE roffle"

:D
Im back, in pog form!
SatAere
Profile Joined April 2005
United States396 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-21 13:27:23
May 21 2005 13:27 GMT
#69
"I'm Rick James bitch!!"

banal yes?
NWA 4 LYFE http://www.nerdswithattitude.net
dsh
Profile Joined June 2004
United States879 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-21 13:35:28
May 21 2005 13:34 GMT
#70
yeah dude she isn't hot, but she is prettier then your hand



:D someone just said that few mins ago
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-21 14:00:14
May 21 2005 13:59 GMT
#71
On May 21 2005 21:05 Bard wrote:

That is many tanks - Boxer, The Emperor of Terran



On May 21 2005 21:53 baal wrote:
Right after the pope died:

"Baal: Knock Knock!"
"Chibi: who is this?"
"Baal: NOT THE POPE roffle"

:D


LoL ^^
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
May 21 2005 14:15 GMT
#72
On May 21 2005 21:25 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
Holy shit, Chibi got a nuke signature? What happened?

i think he got banned for talking to that fag about all the shit he did to get arrested/fucked up a wonderful song in his sig

hope it's only temporary, forum wont be the same without his british awesomeness
good vibes only
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
May 21 2005 14:40 GMT
#73
Some of my favorite Mitch Hedberg quotes (may he RIP):

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

I was at a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came up and said "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

When I was on acid, I would see things, like Beams of Lights. And I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like Car Horns.

I wrote a script, and I gave it to a guy who reads scripts, and he read it, and he said he really likes it, but he thinks I need to rewrite it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy.

I saw this whino, he was eating grapes... it's like, Dude, you have to wait.

I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said fuck that, I'll just get a tan instead.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.

I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it would be so damn litteral!

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit into a truck.

I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I know a lot about cars... I could look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I've seen a human pyramid before... it was very unnecessary.

If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker and you were walking down the sidewalk with him, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I used to do drugs... I still do, but I used to, too.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12281 Posts
May 21 2005 15:28 GMT
#74
ETT you overlooked one of the funniest ones:

I went to a doctor, and all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula.
Moderator
Atmospher
Profile Joined May 2005
United States31 Posts
May 21 2005 15:47 GMT
#75
My mouth taste like i just went down on a cows ass
-yours truely
I live my life like the captin of a sinking ship!
Legionnaire
Profile Joined January 2003
Australia4515 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-21 16:16:53
May 21 2005 16:16 GMT
#76
On May 21 2005 23:15 Meta wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 21 2005 21:25 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
Holy shit, Chibi got a nuke signature? What happened?

i think he got banned for talking to that fag about all the shit he did to get arrested/fucked up a wonderful song in his sig

hope it's only temporary, forum wont be the same without his british awesomeness


He was drunk and was being a pain starting crappy new threads and doing other retarded posts, he was given a week to get over his hangover. (it wasn't me btw)
My hope is one day stupid people will feel the same pain when they talk, as the pain the rest of us feel when we hear them. Twitter: @Legionnaire_au
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
May 21 2005 18:06 GMT
#77
"Time flies like a bird, fruitflies like a banana."
Victoria Concordia Crescit
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
May 21 2005 18:43 GMT
#78
On March 15 2005 12:02 Manifesto7 wrote:
Please... prevent people like HeadBangaa from posting their thoughts and making me tremendously angry by their stupidity.
lol
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
ZorAptoR
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Switzerland926 Posts
May 21 2005 18:49 GMT
#79
"It is a good viewpoint, to see the world as a dream.
When you have something like a nightmare
you will wake up and tell yourself
that it was only a dream."
in SOMA we TRUST
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2958 Posts
May 21 2005 21:02 GMT
#80
There is no one blinder than the one that doesn't want to see

I really liked that one
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
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