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1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women.
2.) Walking by the same person you've already walked by in the dairy, produce, and frozen food sections.
3.) Believing, as a squirrel looks directly into you eyes, that it is looking into your soul, when in fact it is trying to determine whether you have any nuts to give it.
4.) When you try on a garment at a store and think "I wish I could wear this", then think "I can, I can wear this!" So you buy it and never wear it.
5.) Being yelled at in a foreign language in a foreign country.
6.) Watching a movie with your parents or your friend's parents that shows full frontal nudity.
7.) That it is socially unacceptable at my age to wrap a Fruit Rollup around my finger and suck on it for 2 hours.
8.) Finding a rusty AA battery, old packets of honey mustard sauce, and a picture of your aunt and uncle tossing a frisbee as you frantically search my glove compartment for your registration while the cop grows impatient.
9.) That, thanks to man's pioneering spirit, Mt. Everest is littered with empty oxygen canisters.
10.) When a woman yells "Thanks a lot!" and waves as her car pulls away as you realize you gave her the wrong directions.
11.) When your childhood friend who was always better than you at everything is still better than you at everything.
12.) Apartment buildings that don't have a 13th floor due to superstitious people.
14.) An open parenthesis that is never closed (Like this
15.) Then feeling you get when you clip your nail too far.
16.) Yoga instructors who smoke.
17.) How uncomfortable white people get when black people call each other "nigga".
18.) Being unable to forget someone you spent 3 minutes with 11 years ago.
19.) That by the time most people have saved up enough money to travel the world, they are too old to endure the trip.
20.) When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, making a loud ripping noise, and everytime you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.
21.) When the driver pushes the unlock button, but you pull the handle at the same moment and remain locked out.
22.) Not being malicious enough to want to see your ex live unhappily, but not being big-hearted enough to want your ex to live free of regret.
23.) Feeling like an idiot when you realize how common the word is that you couldn't think of.
24.) The moment when you realize that "braving the hurricane" wasn't a wise idea.
25.) Pets that only show affection right before mealtime.
26.) The momentary frenzy that ensues the instant that a cashier calls out "This register is now open"
27.) The amazing speed with which a marriage can destroy a lifelong friendship.
28.) Table 5
Joe and Beth
Jeff and Rachel
Bill and Tamara
John and Anne
Alice
29.) That the song "Take This Job and Shove It" failed to show the povery that poor fellow endured later in life.
30.) The lingering suspicion, each time you lather up with "2 in 1 shampoo plus conditioner," that it isn't quite as effective as applying shampoo and conditioner seperately.
31.) Rich kids who listen to gangsta rap and think they're "thuggas".
More to come as my OCD kicks in.
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my list is shorter:
1.) (almost) everything
what is OCD?
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OCD = Obsessive compulsive disorder.
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haha
1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women.
What irks me is when they have "male" / "female" symbols (the circls with lines and stuff), cause I always forget which one's whcih
Cool list I can relate to. What's OCD?  (Haha it's been asked and answered by the time I post. Crazy teamliquid)
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For the symnbols, the big circle with a point is the male symbol (think of a penis =P), and the big circle with a plsu sign sticking out of it is somehow the female symbol. Doesn't remind me of a vagina at all. =/
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it's a mirror, for venus. which happens to rhyme with penis, but whatever.
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On April 12 2005 06:30 IcedEarth wrote:
20.) When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, making a loud ripping noise, and everytime you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.
lol. Happens to me all the time too.
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Norway10161 Posts
Things from that list I like to do:
5.) Yell at people in my own language, or even better in something strangely recembling asian to another norwegian.
10.) Give people wrong directions if I don't like them or if I'm drunk. I've sent so many people off into nothing I can't remember half of them.
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I totally agree with 6 and 14
Especially 6. I had to sit through American Pie 3 on Christmas day with practically my whole family watching too.
Very disturbing. 
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6 and 20 are classic lmao, but for 17 thats just where you live i think. I can stand in the middel of the street and yell SUP NIGGAS!! No one in NY would care, hell someone may even give me a few bucks because they think im crazy lol.
This is something that bugs me that I'm sure has happened to everyone. Ever walked down a hall way or street. Then you see someone you kinda know, but dont really know is walking toward you. Then they start to wave, so you wave back. Only to find they are waving to someone behind you. Ahh I hate that!
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On April 12 2005 06:37 MPXMX wrote:haha Show nested quote +1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women. What irks me is when they have "male" / "female" symbols (the circls with lines and stuff), cause I always forget which one's whcih Cool list I can relate to. What's OCD? (Haha it's been asked and answered by the time I post. Crazy teamliquid)
well thats not too tough. i hope to god you don't know men that wear skirts or dresses on a regular basis...
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Canada9720 Posts
I still think you need to chill out, but some i can relate to.
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forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny
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On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny
And stalker thinks I need to chill out?
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On April 12 2005 08:54 88)WhyYouKickMyDog wrote:Show nested quote +On April 12 2005 06:37 MPXMX wrote:haha 1.) Restaurants with indistinct figures, like a rooster and a chicken, indicating which restrooms are for men and which are for women. What irks me is when they have "male" / "female" symbols (the circls with lines and stuff), cause I always forget which one's whcih Cool list I can relate to. What's OCD? (Haha it's been asked and answered by the time I post. Crazy teamliquid) well thats not too tough. i hope to god you don't know men that wear skirts or dresses on a regular basis...
I think he means like the O+ (male) and O-> (female)
Or did i mix them up =S
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yeah, you mixed them up
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Braavos36379 Posts
On April 12 2005 09:10 Keanu_Reaver wrote:
forgot one
32.) people that come up with stupid "things i xxxx" lists because they think they're still funny
yo shut up, rpf thinks its awesome
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