EPTCooter's dad come from a mormon family. In other words, he's one of 10 kids. Of those 10, cooter's uncle jim was always called runt. He was the little guy, and this guy has had the most fucked up life ever.
perhaps it was his brothers beating on him, but cooter's uncle went fucking crazy. I dont mean like psychotic crazy, i mean like looney tunes. When he was around 25, he burnt down his house. When the fire department checked it out, they found that there was a pair of jeans on the stove that caught fire. After questioning Jim, they found out that the pair of pants were on the stove because Jim "was trying to burn the demons out of his pants". Off to the looney bin for Jimbo.
After about 5 years in a psych ward, Jim was released, a now sane man. After a few years of bouncing between jobs, I think Jim began to lose it again. One day, Jim was found dazed and confused with his car wrapped around a pole. When asked what caused the accident, Jim was apparently having "an intense battle with a ferocious spider". Back to the looney bin for jim.
After about 5 more years, Jim finally got out of the psych ward. Jim was no longer a runt -- although he was only 5'5, he now weighs about 350 pounds. Jim started trying to get his life in order: he met a woman, albeit a 300 pound woman, who he soon married. She was divorced with 2 children, one 17 and one 19 who seemed like normal guys. It appeared as if Jim were about to finally get on track with his life.
Cooter hung out with his new cousins a few times, who he said were really cool, normal guys. Apparently Cooter's judge of character is about as good as his fighting skills.
About 2 months ago, the older son, who was now 20, was arrested for having homosexual relations with an underraged retard.
Let me repeat that. HE WAS HAVING GAY SEX WITH A 14 YEAR OLD RETARD. Not only did he commit statuatory rape, but he FUCKING RAPED A RETARD.
Now, Jim just fucking lost it. After 15 years of being in and out of the fucking mental ward, he finally got his life in order, only to have his son arrested for something as ridiculous as that.
He fucking wigged out and immediately filed for divorce from his wife and took off. cooter hasnt heard from him and his dad has no idea where his brother is. Homosexual relations with an underraged retard is a little much for anyone, let alone a former mental patient.
