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the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
In today’s hectic world, it’s all too common for things to get out of hand. One day you’re on top of everything, king of the world, the next, you’re nobody, nothing. This blog post is to help ensure that never happens.
For your own good, please make sure you Know Your Jangs:
Jango Fett:
Solid template for a clone army, Mandalorian and bad to the bone. Jango Fett is a bounty hunter. If he played Starcraft, he’d probably do it well, but unfortunately, it wasn’t invented a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Bummer.
![[image loading]](http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/4159/jangoc.jpg)
I bet his APM is through the roof though, and you’d better believe that if he can keep up will all the flamethrowers, darts, jetpack and rockets in that armour he’d have terrific macro.
Dude’s a straight pimp.
Django Reinhardt:
Jazz guitarist extraordinaire, Django Reinhardt missed his chance at the proleague by virtue of having been born, and consequently, dying, a bit too early.
![[image loading]](http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6732/djangoj.jpg)
It’s hard to judge how Django would have performed in SC, given the fact that a caravan fire turned his hand into a molten claw. It seemed to work out for guitar, but it seems sadly unlikely that he’d have been able to use a keyboard without a bit of difficulty.
Check out that molten claw!
JangBi:
JangBi plays Protoss and basically doesn’t give a damn what anyone thinks about him. He shits all over Terrans whenever he likes and works for Samsung KHAN. He’s kind of the king of silver, but he’s still pretty baller.
![[image loading]](http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/5088/jangbi.jpg)
I think if all three of them got in a fight, Jango Fett might win, but JangBi would pretty much definitely beat him in BW.
Now that I think about it, they're not actually as hard to tell apart as I thought. Most people might not need this guide.
If anyone thinks of any other potentially confusing Jangs, keep us appraised. Can't have things getting out of hand.
 
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the Pastes!
![[image loading]](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2154/2506699863_6f209c0c56.jpg)
yep. the Gochujang. delicious and spicy. can be eaten with many foods and make them tastier. Helps increase APM and is part of the Korean everyday Meal.
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O CRAP I never realized Jango Fett was MANDALORIAN. I've just played through SW KotOR 1 and 2, and there is a shitload of lore about Mandaloirans in 2.
In terms of your guide of Jango's, which is Jango Fett, which is Boba Fett? I feel Boba is the dirty non-clone-wars one?
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the Dagon Knight4003 Posts
Boba is the unaltered clone of Jango, I believe. He turns up in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
I'm also not 100% on him being a Mandalorian, but I think so. He wears all that armour and is a pimp-assed bounty hunter, so it seems likely.
It's sad that they're retconning the Mandalorians to have been peaceful people now. No idea what the fuck is up with that 
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jangs! they kick ass hope jangbi can pick up his game props for the Django reference he is a friggen beast.. !!!
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where, sir, is bonejangles? there can be no list of jangs without mr jangles!
EDIT: and a sexy picture
![[image loading]](http://www.elbakin.net/fantasy/cinema/img_noces-funebres/Bonejangles.jpg)
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You missed out
![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Jiang_Zemin_at_Hickam_Air_Base%2C_October_26%2C_1997%2C_cropped.jpg)
Jiang Zemin, the retired former General Secretary of the Communist Party of China. While his advanced years (87 years old) makes it unlikely that his BroodWar mechanics are up to scratch, under his tenure, the one and a half billion workers in China underwent one of the greatest economic booms in history, so we can guess that his play would be heavily macro-centred. Also, his rise to power from lowly engineering student, to the leader of the largest nation on earth shows an advanced level of Machiavellian cunning and gosu diplomacy skills - this guy is NOT who you want to be up against in an FFA.
In short, this guy is ruthless, devious AND has good econ. Don't mess with him at all if you can help it, and if you have to play against him, play him 1v1 and cheese him to exploit his somewhat geriatric micro.
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
hahaha awesome blog 
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jang jae ho
best wc3 player ever, ID is spirit_moon. apm isn't up to sc levels but micro is top notch. innovation is the key in his play
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Is that an old pic of Jangbi?? Cause he looking good.
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Thanks for the awesome blog/guide!
It's going to help me a lot in the future, I've always had a problem confusing these people..
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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There is one part of your post however I disagree with:
On July 07 2010 07:39 SirJolt wrote:
It’s hard to judge how Django would have performed in SC, given the fact that a caravan fire turned his hand into a molten claw. It seemed to work out for guitar, but it seems sadly unlikely that he’d have been able to use a keyboard without a bit of difficulty.
Django would play some wicked Starcraft in my opinion...
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
mmm I dno! I would like to see Django try to macro with 2 fingers haha
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Axel Jang:
Former German bobsledder who competed in the early 90's. Won two silvers and a bronze in the winter olympics. Not to be confused with Axel Rose, front man for hard rock band Guns N' Roses. His ability to run fast on frozen surfaces makes it likely that he would have been a proficient SC player - but only on ice tilesets...
![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1990-1220-018%2C_Altenberg%2C_Bobsport%2C_Harald_Czudaj%2C_Axel_Jang.jpg/405px-Bundesarchiv_Bild_183-1990-1220-018%2C_Altenberg%2C_Bobsport%2C_Harald_Czudaj%2C_Axel_Jang.jpg)
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United States10328 Posts
On July 07 2010 08:05 Aim Here wrote:
Jiang Zemin, the retired former General Secretary of the Communist Party of China. While his advanced years (87 years old) makes it unlikely that his BroodWar mechanics are up to scratch, under his tenure, the one and a half billion workers in China underwent one of the greatest economic booms in history, so we can guess that his play would be heavily macro-centred. Also, his rise to power from lowly engineering student, to the leader of the largest nation on earth shows an advanced level of Machiavellian cunning and gosu diplomacy skills - this guy is NOT who you want to be up against in an FFA.
In short, this guy is ruthless, devious AND has good econ. Don't mess with him at all if you can help it, and if you have to play against him, play him 1v1 and cheese him to exploit his somewhat geriatric micro.
jiang != jang D: D: D:
for example i am a "jiang" whereas i have a friend who is a "jang," which is the taiwanese-ized version of "zhang" apparently @_@
as a side note, chiang kai-shek (in wade-giles) is actually jiang jian-shi (in pinyin), but it's a different "jiang" (different tone and word actually...) but actually my last name is the exact same as jiang ze-min's XD (江)
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Sarah Chang = Jang Yeong-ju
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Django would kick everyones ass! have you seen/heard how fast he is with only 2 fingers? He could just go for a left hand setup 
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FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
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EPT![[image loading]](http://img192.imageshack.us/i/jangoc.jpg/)
![[image loading]](http://img822.imageshack.us/i/djangoj.jpg/)
![[image loading]](http://img94.imageshack.us/i/jangbi.jpg/)
