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Onegu
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States9699 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-06 21:35:44
July 06 2013 21:33 GMT
#141
We start in half a hour correct
Try TL Mafia!!!
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
July 06 2013 21:43 GMT
#142
On July 07 2013 06:33 Onegu wrote:
We start in half a hour correct

Yup, get hype! [image loading]
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
July 06 2013 21:51 GMT
#143
Roles are going out, please don't post until the day post goes up.
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-06 23:46:37
July 06 2013 22:01 GMT
#144
Nuclear Winter Mafia

[image loading]

The long awaited day of reckoning had come...
Flashing red lights flooded the room as the computer kept repeating the ominous words:

"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED"
"IMPACT IN 10 MINUTES"


General Artanis[xp] had seen much in his career at NORAD but never something on this scale. The Commies had never been stupid enough to actually try and test him. But now it seemed as all the drills during the Cold War were finally being used. Almost by reflex his hands rushed across the buttons and he was rewarded by 2 sentences which he had never heard outside of a drill.

"DEFCON 1 HAS BEEN AUTHORIZED"
"MINUTEMAN III CLEARED FOR DEPLOYMENT - AWAITING COORDINATES"


The general paused.
No one even knew how all hell started to break loose.
When the first alert went off, Sylencia and s0lstice were cracking jokes. "The Russians are nuking China or North Korea launched a nuke at Tokyo." They smiled.
Suddenly, the screen lit up with red neon letters and the room went silent.
Emotionless, the computer repeated the ambient warnings.

"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED"
"IMPACT IN 5 MINUTES"
"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED"


s0lstice wheeled around to the desk next to him, but sitting in front of the screens to try and identify single nukes had become a futile effort as the radars were swarmed by thousands of signals. Duds, Nukes or Errors. Did it even matter?
It did not matter, Artanis decided. All he knew did not matter anymore as he was faced with imminent destruction.
Turning back to the launch desk, a pair of coordinates came back to him. A pair he had remembered the day he started to work here.

55° 45′ 0″ N, 37° 37′ 0″ E

He punched them in.

"CONFIRMING LOCATION AT 55° 45′ 0″ N, 37° 37′ 0″ E"

His subordinates looked at him, questioning him while they copied their instructions and primed another couple of Nukes for the location.

s0lstice finally asked the question the general was expecting.
"Sir, are you sure about this location? 55° 45′ 0″ N, 37° 37′ 0″ E is Moscow, Russian Federation...."
Artanis[xp] only gave him a nod.
"I'll be damned to see that old fox of a commie General Marvellosity and his disgusting second Marshall ShiaoPi survive if we have to go down like this. Major General Sylencia, where is the goddamn launch button already!?"
Sylencia ran by with the suitcase and the launching codes in hand.
"Right here, Sir"

"NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED"
"IMPACT IN 2 MINUTES"


The small little red button in front of the general was calling to him. As Sylencia finished the procedure, Artanis[xp} hit the button.

"MINUTEMAN III LAUNCHING IN 5 SECONDS"

The general looked at his subordinates again, one last approving look and said: "It has been a pleasure working with you, let us not falter during the last moments now."

"MINUTEMAN III SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED"

The 3 nodded in agreement and awaited the end.



Artanis[xp], s0lstice and Sylencia died in a blaze of glory fulfilling their duty to their country!
Marvellosity and ShiaoPi never saw the nuke coming their way with the entire sky filled by them!



It is Day 1! Deadline is Monday, Jul 08 9:59pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

For any questions, please PM me or one of the cohosts personally. Do not use the thread.

VOTES GO HERE
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 06 2013 22:02 GMT
#145
##Nuke: geript
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
July 06 2013 22:03 GMT
#146
I'm not scum with austin and geript.

Hosts fucked up.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 06 2013 22:04 GMT
#147
On July 07 2013 07:03 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
I'm not scum with austin and geript.

Hosts fucked up.

with who are you scum then?

#scumhunting
A backwards poet writes inverse.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
July 06 2013 22:04 GMT
#148
I will roleclaim!

I am The Defender Of The House Of Chezinu!

My objective is to kill all those who oppose the almighty GOD!
Therefore, as said, i will revenge-nuke anyone who is going to oppose the truth. Don't push me!

For mother Russia! For victory! For Chezinu!
table for two on a tv tray
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
July 06 2013 22:05 GMT
#149
House always wins.
table for two on a tv tray
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
July 06 2013 22:05 GMT
#150
On July 07 2013 07:04 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2013 07:03 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
I'm not scum with austin and geript.

Hosts fucked up.

with who are you scum then?

#scumhunting

Uhhh go read your role pm again :/
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
July 06 2013 22:05 GMT
#151
Dandel, why do you nuke me with the first post instead of even trying to divine my alignment? Why take an easy potshot like that? Why even pretend to nuke when we don't even know if nukes have to be posted in the thread?
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 06 2013 22:06 GMT
#152
##Doublenuke: Chezinu
A backwards poet writes inverse.
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
July 06 2013 22:06 GMT
#153
On July 07 2013 07:04 raynpelikoneet wrote:
I will roleclaim!

I am The Defender Of The House Of Chezinu!

My objective is to kill all those who oppose the almighty GOD!
Therefore, as said, i will revenge-nuke anyone who is going to oppose the truth. Don't push me!

For mother Russia! For victory! For Chezinu!

Why you claim scum bro?
Xatalos
Profile Joined January 2011
Finland9675 Posts
July 06 2013 22:07 GMT
#154
On July 07 2013 07:04 raynpelikoneet wrote:
I will roleclaim!

I am The Defender Of The House Of Chezinu!

My objective is to kill all those who oppose the almighty GOD!
Therefore, as said, i will revenge-nuke anyone who is going to oppose the truth. Don't push me!

For mother Russia! For victory! For Chezinu!


##Nuke: Chezinu
"The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself." - Sun Tzu
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 06 2013 22:07 GMT
#155
On July 07 2013 07:05 geript wrote:
Dandel, why do you nuke me with the first post instead of even trying to divine my alignment? Why take an easy potshot like that? Why even pretend to nuke when we don't even know if nukes have to be posted in the thread?

I'm just mad artanis makes game with many nuke then don't give me a d1 nuke to actually kill you.

And I had the nuke message so neatly typed out too.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
July 06 2013 22:07 GMT
#156
Yo Dandel. I already asked you why fake nuke? Don't fucking do that shit. It's quite possible other teams 3P/Scum don't have to post their nukes in the thread and then that just fucks shit up of the rest of us. STOP
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
July 06 2013 22:07 GMT
#157
##Doublenuke: Dandel Ion
table for two on a tv tray
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
July 06 2013 22:08 GMT
#158
##Nuke: Xatalos
table for two on a tv tray
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
July 06 2013 22:08 GMT
#159
On July 07 2013 07:05 geript wrote:
Dandel, why do you nuke me with the first post instead of even trying to divine my alignment? Why take an easy potshot like that? Why even pretend to nuke when we don't even know if nukes have to be posted in the thread?

Dandel is actually scum, he just didn't finish reading his role PM
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
July 06 2013 22:08 GMT
#160
Why do you want to kill me dandel? I thought we were bros.
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