Deadline

yamato77 (10) - ~~Zessionar~~, ~~Vivax~~, HiroPro, layabout, ~~Hopeless1der~~, WeWinMafia, syllogism, sandroba, Zessionar, ~~marvellosity~~, Hopeless1der, marvellosity, risk.nuke, Artanis[XP]
Zessionar (4) - ~~Artanis[XP]~~, ~~Hopeless1der~~, yamato77, Vivax, ~~Hopeless1der~~, ~~grush57~~, ObviousOne, ~~risk.nuke~~, ~~Artanis[XP]~~. grush57, ~~marvellosity~~
HiroPro (1) - Coagulation, ~~marvellosity~~
ObviousOne (0) - ~~Artanis[XP]~~
Vivax (0) - ~~marvellosity~~, ~~marvellosity~~, ~~Hopeless1der~~
risk.nuke (0) - ~~Zessionar~~, ~~grush57~~
Coagulation (0) - ~~grush57~~
Mattchew (0) - ~~Vivax~~
layabout (0) - ~~ObviousOne~~, ~~grush57~~
Hopeless1der (0) - ~~marvellosity~~
marvellosity (0) - ~~WeWinMafia~~, ~~Zessionar~~
WeWinMafia (0) - ~~Artanis[XP]~~, ~~sandroba~~, ~~marvellosity~~

Not Voting: Mattchew

Yamato is lynched. Night post coming shortly. No talking.

supersoft

Germany3729 Posts

February 15 2013 23:03 GMT

#812

On February 16 2013 08:01 Vivax wrote:
I'll remember to play like supersoft when I roll mafia. Call everyone stupid, post lists, claim I'm busy and still post lots.

I notice that post. Thank you, that was the first useful thing you said. We actually played scum together and you also know my townplay. I cannot believe that you are that bad.

you're so scummy dude....

Keirathi

United States4679 Posts

February 15 2013 23:04 GMT

#813

Night 1

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Silly tomato, trying to tell everyone he's a fruit. We know better.

Yamato77 was a used car salesman in Fruitville. The creator's humour led him to make yamato a seller of "fruits", in the unconventional sense. However, yamato was a fairly lazy, ratty sort of man. Some of these "fruits" weren't even real, or, for that matter, fruits! One could even say that he mixed in some lemons. Of course, he did this with the intention of saving some money, and ripping his customers off. He wasn't morally guided at all; he simply wanted money in his thirst for power. He wanted an easy way out.

It didn't take long for the citizens of Dreamville to realize that yamato was a cheat, however. As he was packing up for the day, nearly a dozen customers appeared with baskets of "fruits" they bought from yamato earlier in the day. Yamato saw them approaching, the anger in their eyes, and laughed nervously. One of them yelled,

"YOU!"

In his panic, yamato tried to run. He slipped and fell, and soon he found himself being forced to eat his own wares.

Before long he was choking on plastic, maggots, and week-old plums taken from the elderly woman's groceries down the street.

Ultimately what killed him, however, was a fresh tomato among the batch he had tried to sell as apples. Of course no one bought them-they were fruits in the technical sense, but how could one have the gall to sell tomatoes at a fruit stand?

Now, one must remember, in our little story: death in Dreamville equals death in Fruitville.

The creator took the tomato representing yamato77, the used car salesman, and tossed it into the air.

At the apex of the throw, the bullet tore a gaping hole through the tomato. It made a loud splatting noise as its guts were spilled across the clean floor.

"What a shame," muttered the creator. "Little did poor yamato know; he was allergic to fresh fruit!"

yamato77, Mafia Goon, was run through.

Night 1 begins now. You have 24 hours to get any night actions in to both WBG and myself.