EPTI never thought it would come to this... - Page 4
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Chris307
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Stygg
Sweden1100 Posts
On January 24 2005 10:57 MaGnIfIcA wrote: Damn, thats acctually a pretty sad story there Stygg. I would so freak out if he went small on a occation like that. I didn't freak out, I was just kicking myself for having taken the amphetamine. I knew all along that's why it was shrinking ^^. In retrospect it's actually a funny story and a good memory, but not exactly something to tell the grandkids ^^ let alone my real life friends! | ||
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Stygg
Sweden1100 Posts
On January 24 2005 11:09 shizuru wrote: stygg, u go back and bone her this instant! Ah she's pregnant now at least we know who's not the father eh  | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
You can have my near-virgin ass anytime u want ~ | ||
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Grudge
United States92 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
I don't care how small it is at the time (you can always play catcher). | ||
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MadneZz
Sweden234 Posts
This girl who was cute and all invited me to tag along with her, well anyway i was drunk as hell so i told her that i were busy, i was about to go and take a bath at some bridge in Stockholm. At the bridge, (not on it, we went downt to the water.) my friends were like 12 feet ahead of me and they screamed " Last one in the water buys the beer for the evening", and i like "shit". So i threw my clothes of and ran and jumped into the water, being first into the water, to realise it was about 20 inches deep. I broke my foot. | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
nope... why? :D | ||
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baal
10708 Posts
On January 25 2005 00:43 Teroru wrote: Ryan you are hot. You can have my near-virgin ass anytime u want ~ that is deeply disturbing  | ||
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SexyPerLiGO
226 Posts
BigBalls I think you are setting your standards a bit high. Like any male, you just want to get your rocks off right? Thats all you want, use a condom and beat her guts in, and make an exuse to leave afterwords. I encourage all males at the forum to use this effective method to getting your rocks off on or with other people. The criterion is the following: A: Does it have a hole? ( does the being have a cavern in which you can thrust your erect cock into?) B: Does it have a heartbeat? ( More importantly, is this thing you are fucking alive and breathing? Excludes trees and other plant life) Lindsay checked OK on both of these, therefore as a man of intellectual capablity, you should have inserted immediatly and violently. | ||
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KiLLme1st
United States1824 Posts
On January 25 2005 16:31 SexyPerLiGO wrote: BigBalls I think you are setting your standards a bit high. Like any male, you just want to get your rocks off right? Thats all you want, use a condom and beat her guts in, and make an exuse to leave afterwords. I encourage all males at the forum to use this effective method to getting your rocks off on or with other people. The criterion is the following: A: Does it have a hole? ( does the being have a cavern in which you can thrust your erect cock into?) B: Does it have a heartbeat? ( More importantly, is this thing you are fucking alive and breathing? Excludes trees and other plant life) Lindsay checked OK on both of these, therefore as a man of intellectual capablity, you should have inserted immediatly and violently. You are seriously one fucked up human being. Have fun getting an STD. Or better yet have fun getting arrested for fucking anything with a heartbeat. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 25 2005 16:36 KiLLme1st wrote: You are seriously one fucked up human being. Have fun getting and STD. Or better yet have fun getting arrested for fucking anything with a heartbeat. rofl ~~` | ||
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
so i totally lied i fucked her, lol i was wondering who would believe me | ||
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dronebabo
10866 Posts
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ReBanned
1929 Posts
On January 26 2005 20:08 BigBalls wrote: yeah guys so i totally lied i fucked her, lol i was wondering who would believe me hahahaah <3 | ||
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Az)Natic_cn
Canada439 Posts
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Frits
11782 Posts
On January 26 2005 20:08 BigBalls wrote: yeah guys so i totally lied i fucked her, lol i was wondering who would believe me HAHAHAHAHA awesome. | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
On January 25 2005 16:31 SexyPerLiGO wrote: BigBalls I think you are setting your standards a bit high. Like any male, you just want to get your rocks off right? Thats all you want, use a condom and beat her guts in, and make an exuse to leave afterwords. I encourage all males at the forum to use this effective method to getting your rocks off on or with other people. The criterion is the following: A: Does it have a hole? ( does the being have a cavern in which you can thrust your erect cock into?) B: Does it have a heartbeat? ( More importantly, is this thing you are fucking alive and breathing? Excludes trees and other plant life) Lindsay checked OK on both of these, therefore as a man of intellectual capablity, you should have inserted immediatly and violently. So you like being gay ;_;? | ||
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Fedaykin
Netherlands2003 Posts
If I were bi-sexual, I'd see about 2 times the amount of hot people I see now but as long as guys are like.... eeewwww and ugly and... well just NOT, i'll stick to chicks | ||
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MaGnIfIcA
Norway2312 Posts
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