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BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
January 23 2005 00:18 GMT
#1
but i turned down sex last night. I never would have expected to EVER do that.......but i had no choice

this chick is like the Wilt Chamberlain of the university of richmond. she literally brings a different guy back every night.

so last night when we were hooking up, "come on daut, just fuck me", i start thinking about the 5 dirtiest guys on campus who have all nailed her raw dog. i couldnt go through with it, i tweaked out and was like "NO" and blamed it on being good buddies with her ex boyfriend.

my will power and chastity probably saved my life last night, i would have aids right now, or at least some new strain of std which is living in her well oiled beartrap of a vagina.

i swear man, it was like laying down pocket kings preflop knowing the other guy had aces. im really proud of myself.

any of you ever make a lay down like that? (not in poker, lol)
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
BinaryStar
Profile Joined November 2004
Afghanistan669 Posts
January 23 2005 00:21 GMT
#2
I refused to hook up with a girl because she was totally wasted, and I wasn't.

I totally would have, but I didn't want to feel like a semi-rapist the next morning
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
January 23 2005 00:25 GMT
#3
Yeah, I kinda turned this one chick down, cause she was a total slut, and stuff. I could have nailed her on several different occasions (every time I did something with her), but I chose not to-- even against the advice of my peers.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17082 Posts
January 23 2005 00:27 GMT
#4
You wouldn't want some genital warts+aids combo. Genital warts that spread unchecked due to immune system collapse

Eww
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 23 2005 00:54 GMT
#5
she was probably dry and chafey anyway
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
January 23 2005 00:58 GMT
#6
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EvenHerosDie
Profile Joined May 2004
Canada80 Posts
January 23 2005 00:59 GMT
#7
LMAO @ big balls
Go Terran
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33711 Posts
January 23 2005 00:59 GMT
#8
haha you're cute~
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
January 23 2005 01:04 GMT
#9
being a guy, and horny, especially when the pussy is right infront of you....
that takes some balls, some big balls even....
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
[G]Max_Power
Profile Joined January 2003
Slovakia304 Posts
January 23 2005 01:06 GMT
#10
u could just make her suck you
1 beer plz
[G]Max_Power
Profile Joined January 2003
Slovakia304 Posts
January 23 2005 01:07 GMT
#11
...and walk away when ure done
1 beer plz
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
January 23 2005 01:11 GMT
#12
its important she realize she cant touch this

cue the music
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
January 23 2005 01:23 GMT
#13
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oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
January 23 2005 01:31 GMT
#14
On January 23 2005 09:58 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
KK i would play till flop and hope u did too


ROFL~!!
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands4025 Posts
January 23 2005 02:27 GMT
#15
i did once, some not too good looking, annoying girl who was in my class. The fact ppl would know about phreaked me out.
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
January 23 2005 02:30 GMT
#16
i don't understand the wilt chamberlain reference could you explain ?

i mean wilt is considered one of the best if not the best basketball players of all time, holds a lot of records, was very dominant, and played for one team for most of his career. confused
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
January 23 2005 02:33 GMT
#17
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J1
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada579 Posts
January 23 2005 02:36 GMT
#18
On January 23 2005 11:30 tiffany wrote:
i don't understand the wilt chamberlain reference could you explain ?

i mean wilt is considered one of the best if not the best basketball players of all time, holds a lot of records, was very dominant, and played for one team for most of his career. confused


ya i am confused too. plz exemplain your analogy.
Playing games in the ways of the DIAO...
uidf
Profile Joined April 2004
Seychelles370 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-23 02:38:19
January 23 2005 02:36 GMT
#19
On January 23 2005 11:30 tiffany wrote:
i don't understand the wilt chamberlain reference could you explain ?

i mean wilt is considered one of the best if not the best basketball players of all time, holds a lot of records, was very dominant, and played for one team for most of his career. confused


hes also known for having sex with every(well maybe not every) girl that he could

and i believe he has aids now and has certain cells in his body cloned in a lab every so often dosent he? or am i thinking of another basketball player?
insaneknights
Profile Joined January 2005
482 Posts
January 23 2005 02:58 GMT
#20
In Wilt Chamberlins autobiography he told everyone that he has had sex with more than 20,000 woman.
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