• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 02:54
CEST 08:54
KST 15:54
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Ro4 Preview: Mirror Mirror4[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Rough Waters10
Community News
5.0.17 Patch Notes - October 7, 20262Weekly Cups Results (Sep 28-Oct 4)0SC4ALL: II SC2 Complete Invited Player Lineup10StarCraft II 5.0.17 PTR Patch Notes (Sept 30, 2026)77Weekly Cups (Sept 21-27): herO and ByuN double2
StarCraft 2
General
5.0.17 Patch Notes - October 7, 2026 How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? [Old] StarCraft 3 Reportedly in Development StarCraft II 5.0.17 PTR Patch Notes (Sept 30, 2026) Weekly Cups Results (Sep 28-Oct 4)
Tourneys
Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) ISSL (IntoTheTV x SOOP SC2 League): Premier Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament 2026 GSTL Grand Finals Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond)
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Sweltering Sands [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 546 Catch the Train The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 545 And Drops and Rifts Mutation # 544 Double Trouble
Brood War
General
Fantasy returning? Sagi.gg Launcher Released BW General Discussion SC4ALL II Brood War Complete Invited Player Lineup 20-year-old Valorant player starting StarCraft
Tourneys
[ASL22] Semifinal B [ASL22] Semifinal A [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL22] Ro8 Day 4
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Replay Review Process - What do you do?
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Nintendo Switch Thread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Total Annihilation Zero
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25! Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Artificial Intelligence Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
Serral Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Diablo Animated Series on Netflix
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
[ASL22] Ro4 Day1 Ticket Giv…
bITt.mAN
Escaping Into Video Games: G…
TrAiDoS
38 yo Retired SWE loo…
PurE)Rabbit-SF
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
[meme] I finally understa…
LUCKY_NOOB
Regacy Esports:Our Goa…
regacyesports
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 7655 users

Last wish? - Page 2

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 14 2005 07:48 GMT
#21
On June 14 2005 15:15 LastWish wrote:
...


you people treat LastWish as if he's some throw pillow... "My Last wish would be blah blah blah" well you guys should know that he has feelings too you know!
Retired BW Noob
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
June 14 2005 08:11 GMT
#22
now that i think about it...is it even legal to give head to someone if they're 15? lawl jailbait
WiredBomb
Profile Joined May 2005
United States398 Posts
June 14 2005 08:29 GMT
#23
wow, man, if i was that kids parent i woulda kicked the shit outa him. he's like 14 and she's like 28. thats like twice his age. its worse than fuckin porno. man. god dang it. wat kind of drugs were these parents on?
Boom ready or not, here it comes.
SatAere
Profile Joined April 2005
United States396 Posts
June 14 2005 09:04 GMT
#24
ROFL HILARIOUS~

awesome last wish

Cameron Diaz is so unsympathetic! sheesh ;-)
NWA 4 LYFE http://www.nerdswithattitude.net
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 14 2005 09:08 GMT
#25
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-06-14 12:54:31
June 14 2005 12:54 GMT
#26
On June 14 2005 18:08 Energies wrote:
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.


i would prefer being blown by a freaking penguin before paris Hilton.
Moderator<:3-/-<
RoboSexuaL
Profile Joined May 2005
United States240 Posts
June 14 2005 13:02 GMT
#27
My last wish, sex with a Asimo.
I got a thirst for knowledge, but I hate waiting in line at the well.
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
June 14 2005 13:09 GMT
#28
I would wish everyone in the world to be happy and hope that I will be a squirrel in my next short life.
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 14 2005 13:37 GMT
#29
To drown in alcohol while getting laid from some gorgeous model after eating my last meal of steak and a baked potato and in the process of smoking a cigarette.
t.t
RoboSexuaL
Profile Joined May 2005
United States240 Posts
June 14 2005 13:40 GMT
#30
On June 14 2005 22:09 Gryffindor_us wrote:
I would wish everyone in the world to be happy and hope that I will be a squirrel in my next short life.
Will you be a gay squirrel?
I got a thirst for knowledge, but I hate waiting in line at the well.
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
June 14 2005 13:40 GMT
#31
On June 14 2005 15:15 LastWish wrote:
...

ROFL
most appropriate post EVER
good vibes only
TM_Machine
Profile Joined September 2004
United States130 Posts
June 14 2005 13:52 GMT
#32
Man you had me going their for a second until it said "sucked off" god thats hillarious
Zerg Zerg Zerg
loloko2
Profile Joined January 2005
Mexico433 Posts
June 14 2005 13:55 GMT
#33
On June 14 2005 21:54 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2005 18:08 Energies wrote:
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.


i would prefer being blown by a freaking penguin before paris Hilton.


I would certainly prefer Paris Hilton, i dont know about you, but even if you dont like it, it sounds more fun to have a blow job by her, than being blown somehow by a freaking penguin? damn , are you gay? nuts?
Breeze wrote: Jeez so many actions that he has no time to see what the fuck is going on , Visit www.QpClan.org The best Starcraft Website on Spanish!
November
Profile Joined June 2005
15 Posts
June 14 2005 14:00 GMT
#34
On June 14 2005 22:55 loloko2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2005 21:54 IntoTheWow wrote:
On June 14 2005 18:08 Energies wrote:
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.


i would prefer being blown by a freaking penguin before paris Hilton.


I would certainly prefer Paris Hilton, i dont know about you, but even if you dont like it, it sounds more fun to have a blow job by her, than being blown somehow by a freaking penguin? damn , are you gay? nuts?


You should make a thread like this: [Poll]Who would you prefer to give u a blow job?
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 15 2005 11:11 GMT
#35
Penguin
[image loading]


Paris Hilton
[image loading]




You know, you might be right, that penguin is quite enticing indeed.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
June 15 2005 11:23 GMT
#36
On June 14 2005 22:40 RoboSexuaL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2005 22:09 Gryffindor_us wrote:
I would wish everyone in the world to be happy and hope that I will be a squirrel in my next short life.
Will you be a gay squirrel?


Possibly, if some Czech doctor messes with my genes. =D
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-06-15 22:57:38
June 15 2005 22:56 GMT
#37
My last wish would be to repent my sins and convert to Catholicism, since that's the only religion that says I can make last minute conversions to stay out of hell.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
June 15 2005 23:01 GMT
#38
On June 16 2005 07:56 MoltkeWarding wrote:
My last wish would be to repent my sins and convert to Catholicism, since that's the only religion that says I can make last minute conversions to stay out of hell.

Genious.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
RangTang
Profile Joined May 2005
Canada119 Posts
June 15 2005 23:43 GMT
#39
as my last wish i would like to see a man eat his own head
If i had a quarter for every idiots I`ve met...
FuckTeamliquid
Profile Joined June 2005
United States12 Posts
June 16 2005 01:38 GMT
#40
--- Nuked ---
TeamLiquid is faggots.
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 7m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
EnDerr 0
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 2955
Rain 1666
FanTaSy 603
GuemChi 549
sSak 126
Bale 33
Hm[arnc] 31
ajuk12(nOOB) 18
Icarus 5
Dota 2
NeuroSwarm166
League of Legends
JimRising 574
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King223
Other Games
summit1g9079
WinterStarcraft620
KnowMe106
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick692
BasetradeTV155
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream48
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki29
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2218
League of Legends
• Lourlo1128
• Rush1065
• Stunt466
Other Games
• Shiphtur934
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
3h 7m
INu's Battles
4h 7m
Percival vs SHIN
Zoun vs herO
OSC
6h 7m
OSC
15h 22m
Replay Cast
16h 7m
OSC
1d 16h
Big Brain Bouts
2 days
Rex vs INexorable
GgMaChine vs HeRoMaRinE
Reynor vs herO
AI Arena Tournament
2 days
BSL: Ladder Tournament
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
[ Show More ]
Patches Events
3 days
BSL Open Qualifier
3 days
BSL Open Qualifier
3 days
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
PiGosaur Cup
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL 2026 AUTUMN (S22)
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Copium Cup

Ongoing

ASL Season 22
Super Anchor Qualifying S3
Acropolis #5
Acropolis #5 - GSB
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual

Upcoming

Acropolis #5 - GSC
BSL Season 23
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
HCC Season 3
eXTREMESLAND 2026
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.