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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
June 14 2005 07:48 GMT
#21
On June 14 2005 15:15 LastWish wrote:
...


you people treat LastWish as if he's some throw pillow... "My Last wish would be blah blah blah" well you guys should know that he has feelings too you know!
Retired BW Noob
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14910 Posts
June 14 2005 08:11 GMT
#22
now that i think about it...is it even legal to give head to someone if they're 15? lawl jailbait
WiredBomb
Profile Joined May 2005
United States398 Posts
June 14 2005 08:29 GMT
#23
wow, man, if i was that kids parent i woulda kicked the shit outa him. he's like 14 and she's like 28. thats like twice his age. its worse than fuckin porno. man. god dang it. wat kind of drugs were these parents on?
Boom ready or not, here it comes.
SatAere
Profile Joined April 2005
United States396 Posts
June 14 2005 09:04 GMT
#24
ROFL HILARIOUS~

awesome last wish

Cameron Diaz is so unsympathetic! sheesh ;-)
NWA 4 LYFE http://www.nerdswithattitude.net
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 14 2005 09:08 GMT
#25
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-06-14 12:54:31
June 14 2005 12:54 GMT
#26
On June 14 2005 18:08 Energies wrote:
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.


i would prefer being blown by a freaking penguin before paris Hilton.
Moderator<:3-/-<
RoboSexuaL
Profile Joined May 2005
United States240 Posts
June 14 2005 13:02 GMT
#27
My last wish, sex with a Asimo.
I got a thirst for knowledge, but I hate waiting in line at the well.
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
June 14 2005 13:09 GMT
#28
I would wish everyone in the world to be happy and hope that I will be a squirrel in my next short life.
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
June 14 2005 13:37 GMT
#29
To drown in alcohol while getting laid from some gorgeous model after eating my last meal of steak and a baked potato and in the process of smoking a cigarette.
t.t
RoboSexuaL
Profile Joined May 2005
United States240 Posts
June 14 2005 13:40 GMT
#30
On June 14 2005 22:09 Gryffindor_us wrote:
I would wish everyone in the world to be happy and hope that I will be a squirrel in my next short life.
Will you be a gay squirrel?
I got a thirst for knowledge, but I hate waiting in line at the well.
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
June 14 2005 13:40 GMT
#31
On June 14 2005 15:15 LastWish wrote:
...

ROFL
most appropriate post EVER
good vibes only
TM_Machine
Profile Joined September 2004
United States130 Posts
June 14 2005 13:52 GMT
#32
Man you had me going their for a second until it said "sucked off" god thats hillarious
Zerg Zerg Zerg
loloko2
Profile Joined January 2005
Mexico433 Posts
June 14 2005 13:55 GMT
#33
On June 14 2005 21:54 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2005 18:08 Energies wrote:
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.


i would prefer being blown by a freaking penguin before paris Hilton.


I would certainly prefer Paris Hilton, i dont know about you, but even if you dont like it, it sounds more fun to have a blow job by her, than being blown somehow by a freaking penguin? damn , are you gay? nuts?
Breeze wrote: Jeez so many actions that he has no time to see what the fuck is going on , Visit www.QpClan.org The best Starcraft Website on Spanish!
November
Profile Joined June 2005
15 Posts
June 14 2005 14:00 GMT
#34
On June 14 2005 22:55 loloko2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2005 21:54 IntoTheWow wrote:
On June 14 2005 18:08 Energies wrote:
I'd request someone who'd actually do it, like Paris Hilton.


i would prefer being blown by a freaking penguin before paris Hilton.


I would certainly prefer Paris Hilton, i dont know about you, but even if you dont like it, it sounds more fun to have a blow job by her, than being blown somehow by a freaking penguin? damn , are you gay? nuts?


You should make a thread like this: [Poll]Who would you prefer to give u a blow job?
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
June 15 2005 11:11 GMT
#35
Penguin
[image loading]


Paris Hilton
[image loading]




You know, you might be right, that penguin is quite enticing indeed.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
June 15 2005 11:23 GMT
#36
On June 14 2005 22:40 RoboSexuaL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 14 2005 22:09 Gryffindor_us wrote:
I would wish everyone in the world to be happy and hope that I will be a squirrel in my next short life.
Will you be a gay squirrel?


Possibly, if some Czech doctor messes with my genes. =D
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-06-15 22:57:38
June 15 2005 22:56 GMT
#37
My last wish would be to repent my sins and convert to Catholicism, since that's the only religion that says I can make last minute conversions to stay out of hell.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20154 Posts
June 15 2005 23:01 GMT
#38
On June 16 2005 07:56 MoltkeWarding wrote:
My last wish would be to repent my sins and convert to Catholicism, since that's the only religion that says I can make last minute conversions to stay out of hell.

Genious.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
RangTang
Profile Joined May 2005
Canada119 Posts
June 15 2005 23:43 GMT
#39
as my last wish i would like to see a man eat his own head
If i had a quarter for every idiots I`ve met...
FuckTeamliquid
Profile Joined June 2005
United States12 Posts
June 16 2005 01:38 GMT
#40
--- Nuked ---
TeamLiquid is faggots.
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