[Let's Play] Pokémon Volt White Nuzlocke Run - Page 10

After my failure to discover any items of tremendous value inside the trash can, I decided to talk with some of the folks of Accumula Town to see if they had any useful trinkets I could steal liberate in the name of justice.



You make no sense, lady. That's like that World of Warcraft paradox where you need to do raid dungeons to get good gear, but you won't be accepted into raid groups unless you have good gear. I hope your son takes after your husband's intellect instead of yours.



You son of a bitch! Are you trying to pick a fight?! Huh?? HUH?!?

Accumula has nothing of interest, so I guess it's time to proceed toward Striaton City for that first Badge.



And hey, looks like we can catch some new Pokeslaves for our team! This doesn't look so bad, does it, MinoMi —



C'mon, really? I thought I told my secretary to hold all my calls. I'm a little busy here.



*sigh* Hello? Whaddya want?



oh shit



fuck guys what do i do what do i do what do i do



... Huh? You just called to say hi? What a womanly thing to —



OH MY GOD SHE'S HERE



A rule I forgot to mention about Nuzlocke runs: if I die, I lose the run.

GG GUYS IT WAS FUN LOOKS LIKE I'M FUCKED



That bitch Juniper was feeding you intel?? Where did she get that from?! IS CHEREN IN LEAGUE WITH MY HARRIDAN OF A MOTHER?!?



I hope it's a quick and painless death.



... I have shoes already, Mom.



... I know how shoes work, Mom. I also find it a bit disturbing that the manufacturer you purchased these from had to pack instructions with them. Makes me a little uncomfortable about the target demographic.



That was some pretty scary shit. I'll have to be more careful; two people are stalking me now.



Anyway, after that near-death experience, it's time to catch two more dudes! Let's see what the RNG Gods see fit to give us!



Huh. A Mankey, eh? I've never really used one before, but it might be handy for the second Gym. I know he's relatively frail, but he's also fast, so if I can avoid taking too many hits, he could really be a strong part of my team. Let's go for it!



Wow, this Mankey is a circus seal in disguise! I can start my own carnival troupe! This'll be great! :D



Successsssss~



You know the drill. Twelve hours to nickname Mankey with the following syntax:

[b]<Pokemon original name> -> <Pokemon nickname[/b]

Okay, one more Pokemon to catch...



YES!!! A Weedle!! Beedrill is no joke in Volt White; he falls off rather quickly in terms of power, but he is incredibly strong for the first part of the game. What a find!



Quick, ixmike322! Chomp on that worm! Chomp it hard!



Go for the capture...



A winner is me!



Alright, just like with Mankey, you get twelve hours to —

Wait... something's happening!



TIME FOR THE BONUS ROUND! The way these work is that I will request a picture of a particular item or scenario to be sent to me via PM, and the person who sends the best picture will get exclusive rights to whatever nickname he or she wants for that Pokemon! You may obtain the image from any media you wish, including random Google searches or screencaptures from movies or TV shows. My methods of judging which picture is the "winner" will be unfair and draconian at best, but if you get lucky and/or find a kickass picture, you get naming rights!

For the Weedle Lightning Round, I request a picture of: a cow using a sword, preferably in some badass technique!

Good luck, sirs and madams!