[Let's Play] Pokémon Volt White Nuzlocke Run - Page 11

A strong contender for the prize right off the bat. This is a particularly badass cow in a badass pose, wielding two swords! Capped comes out of the gate with his trump card in hand, and looks solid for the Lightning Round.

Now, 3FFA, while your cow does have a lightsaber, which is a particularly badass type of sword, the cow itself is in fact not a badass. He is cute and cuddly, but when one of the two main criteria is for a badass cow, and your cow is adorable instead, that wins you no points. Also, half of the lightsaber is a hilt, which is dumb. Ten points from Gryffindor.

Unfortunately, while your entry is as solid as Capped's, that's because it's the same entry, and Lightning Rounds operate on a first-come-first-served basis. Sorry, chap, but you're kinda boned. D:

Another strong entry. This cow does not have two swords like Capped's cow does, but not only is he in a badass pose, he is also a ninja cow. As we all know, ninja are among the most badass of people. This cow even has his own battle cry, something Capped's entrant lacks. Another fine entrant overall, and is in the running to take it all.

Perhaps the weakest entry yet. Let's discuss why:

• The "cow" portion of the requirement is not actually a cow in this picture, but a pixel art of a cow head made in Minecraft. The whole cow must be there. Remember, it's my contest, I get to be as unfair as I want.
  
• As a subset of the above detail, this cow is as far from badass as you can get. In fact, the cows in Minecraft are extremely annoying, and anything annoying cannot possible be badass.
  
• There is indeed a sword in the picture, but the cow head cannot even wield it, since it is only a head. Moreover, the sword is several meters behind the cow head, so he could not use it even if he wanted to.

You disgust me, Jaaaaasper.

See above for which this entry is total garbage.

Capped and marttorn

Capped!

Now, we know that both cows were badass and had swords. marttorn's excelled in the fact that the cow had its own awesome battle cry and was a ninja cow. Capped's had no battle cry, but had two swords, and his cow's costume reminded me of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This can only mean that his cow was a TMNT. Let's be honest, marttorn, when your cow is only a ninja, how does it stand up to a cow that is not only a ninja, but a teenage mutant ninja turtle cow? (Never mind the fact that no qualities of a turtle are apparent on Capped's entry, it's obviously a TMNT.)

Because of this stunning imbalance of awesome, Capped wins the prize and is allowed to name Weedle whatever he chooses! :D

Weedle is now known as Archas. How flattering.

In case you don't know, IV stands for "Individual Value". They are numbers that correspond to HP, Attack, Defense, Special Attack, Special Defense, and Speed, and are values that determine the strength of that stat, ranging from 0 to 31. So, if my Snivy had an Attack IV of 0, and my friend's Snivy had an Attack IV of 31, his Snivy would have 31 points more in Attack at level 100 compared to my Snivy. Obviously, the closer your IVs are to 31, the better your Pokemon will be overall, but all IVs are set in stone upon capturing the Pokemon and cannot ever be changed.