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80smullet
Profile Joined August 2017
Sweden36 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-09-02 07:24:59
September 02 2017 05:04 GMT
#21
I found part 2!!!

"We got off the vulture and made our way to the door and I could feel that tingle in my tummy once again. We could see a sign at the window reading "Closed due to increasing tax rates and space communism". Jim chuckled at the sign as he groped my butt, I blushed. He swung the door open and I walked inside, the air was thick, not just from the dust but also from the tension between us. We walked over to the old counter, I looked at Jim and he looked at me. Suddenly he grabbed my metallic marine pants and started to pull them down.
-"Told ya it was a great day for a ride son."
-"T-thanks y-you too." I said, being overwhelmed by lust and excitement. Jim looked at me, clearly confused whilst also grinning lovingly.
-"Are you autistic or something? I guess I'll have to fill up your as with my pergers then..."
We started kissing, his tongue against mine, it felt like snail having a seizure as I could also feel his rough beard rubbing against my clean boyish chin. Things were going just the way I had dreamed of, I wanted him, and he wanted me. It was building up towards something beautiful only two men could share with one another. Seconds later we suddenly heard a large vehicle pull in to the gas station, from the distinct engine sound I knew it was a tank. Someone was outside, but who? Jim let go of me and we just stood there, like two deers about to be run over by a truck. Bang!! The door flew open, a man stumbled inside, clearly drunk or high from lighter fluid. He shouted:
-"ARE YOU THE FUCKERS WHO HATE SPACE COMMUNISM?"
He pulled a pistol and aimed it at us. Jim just stood there, looking at him as though he was about to fight him to protect what's his, in other words me. Jim calmly replied:
-"No. That's the previous owners sign, they've been closed for years. I've been bringing guys here ever since Sarah Kerrigan left me for Zerg tentacles. Who are you? Are you some kind of idiot or are you just possessed by a retarded ghost?"
The uninvited visitor twitched and replied:
-"Fuck you and your quick wit. Not like it matters anymore, I'll introduce myself, I'm doc, docholiday and I'm gonna blow your brains out for trespassing."
Suddenly as fast as a cobra Jim pulled his pistol too, while simultaneously docholiday somersaulted and landed on top of one of the shelves, they were now both aiming at each other, glaring angrily. Both waiting for whoever was going to make the first move. Jim turned to me and whispered:
-"/w Herbmon, stay behind me... This is docholiday, he's a notorious outlaw and space communist. I'll protect you."
My knees became weaker, I felt like I was about to faint. I quivered behind Jim, terrified... Then it hit me, I knew what I had to do. I confidently walked between them as dust settled on the floor from docholidays front flip. Much like Jesus would do if a couple tries to have premarital sex. I stood there, looking at them, placing a hand on my waist and pouting my butt out as much as I could and said:
-"B-boys... You know, there's other things you can cock besides pistols..."
Slowly both Jim and docholiday lowered their guns, smiling at one another. Doc nodded and said:
-"I know what you mean... I've been longing for some bourgeois ass. Let me just get my friend from my tank."
Doc jumped down from the shelf and left the gas station as me and Jim waited. I was nervous, I could take two cocks, but who was his friend...?


TOO BE CONTINUED."
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80smullet
Profile Joined August 2017
Sweden36 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-09-27 12:53:27
September 27 2017 00:54 GMT
#22
"PART 3:

Me and Jim Raynor stood by the counter, doc was taking his time, maybe his friend needed some convincing, maybe it was a trap and they'd run in with guns blazing. We just didn't know, but to to tell you the truth, I quite liked the tension and build-up. Jim paced back and forth then looked at me with his big brown eyes and mumbled:
-Hey, Herb, you sure you wanna do this? I mean...
-Shhhh Jimmy, of course I do, as long as you're with me. You're not jealous are you? I'll just pretend all three of them are you.
Jim Raynor grinned as he pecked me on the nose.
-You really are a weird little fucker you know that...? I don't mind though, you're as gay as cum on a mustache and there's no ass for me within this quadrant.
He looked at me, winking as I blushed. I knew Jim was soft at heart and that he really loved me, he just had an odd way of expressing it. The door slammed open again, Doc and his friend walked inside. Both in their marine suits although his friend was wearing a helmet. I leaned against Jim's shoulder as he held me by my waist. Doc confidently walked towards us and suddenly grabbed Jim by the throat.
-Stop! What are you doing? Let him go!!
I shouted as they just stood there, staring into each others eyes. Suddenly Doc moved in for the kiss as he released Jimmy's throat, and I could see my Jimmy quite enjoying it, even though he was gasping for air. They just kept going, pulling down each other metallic marine pants as their mixed saliva ran down their beards. I was confused,
I thought I was the one they wanted, a tear ran down my cheek, glistening like the crescent moon. The sound of their saliva dripping onto the floor echoed through my head, much like a metronome in an empty hall. My palms were all sweaty, and my legs felt as well cooked as my moms spaghetti. It was unbearable, I couldn't take it. So again, I did what I had to do. I walked over to Doc but before I could utter a word he pushed me down on the floor, as I fell to the floor I could see Doc's friend fiddling with the old jukebox in the other side of the room. Doc looked at me, glaring as I got up and walked closer to him.
-Why would I want a pussy-ass ho like you? I've got a real man right he-.
I slapped him, I slapped him so hard it could probably be heard miles away. At first, I thought he was going to come at me swinging. Instead he smiled and said:
-That's more like it... I like them fiesty.

He sat down on the counter and pulled down his terran issued marine boxers. I went over to him, happier than ever, and started working his hairy junk with my mouth, I just really hoped he didn't mind a lot of teeth, because I had just used my stimpacks and my jaw was really tense. I pouted my butt up in the air, as Jimmy walked up behind me, pulling my metallic marine pants down. I mumbled with a mouth full of cock:
-What about your friend?
Doc grinned looking down at me.
-Don't mind Dave, he just likes to watch.
Finally the music came on from the jukebox, I knew these notes... It was Scotland the Brave(SCOTLAND THE BRAVE.MP3), an old earth song that the people north of the wall used to listen to. Doc's mysterious friend walked closer to us and chuckled in a higher pitched voice than I'd have expected from someone with that name.
-Dave...? I'm not Dave Doc. Dave called in sick this morning, I'm subbing for him... Maybe you'd have noticed if you didn't play that hill billy music at the highest volume while "muddin'" and huffing lighter fluid in the tank. You just told me to come with you into this old gas station, and so far I see something I really like... Two men and a little bitch.
"Bitch", the mysterious marine was obviously referring to me, we all looked at Doc's friend nervously with our pants by our ancles. Jimmy asked:
-Well, who are you then?
The marine helmet finally came off and beautiful red hair fell down onto her shoulders, she winked.
-I'm Cadenza.
We all just stood there with our mouths wide open. I was furious and slammed my fist on the counter. I shouted from the top of my lungs, as Doc's pubes that had been caught between my teeth flew out of my mouth.
-NO WOMEN ALLOWED, YOU THINK THIS IS SOME HETEROSEXUAL THREESOME? WE LIKE COCK, GET IT? TAKE YOUR BOUNCY ASS AND TIDDIES AND GET THE FUCK OUT! FUCK YOU!
She giggled and flicked her hair.
-You like cock huh...? Well I've got something better for you. Her eyes turned red and suddenly phallus shaped tentacles flew out of her back, the tentacles were coming straight for us, Doc used his signature move and tried somersaulting away but it was all in vain. We were all caught. We obviously had an "infestation problem" on our hands and we were about find out why Kerrigan left Jim for the zerg...

TO BE CONTINUED"


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danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
October 05 2017 11:25 GMT
#23
Lets appreciate Herbmon's quote for a moment:

"Like, have you ever been so turned off by someone that instead of removing your pants, you put an extra pair on?- Nina Zerg"

^_^
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
HerbMon
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States469 Posts
October 05 2017 23:42 GMT
#24
Hahahaha Ninazerg knowledge!!!
How we will win in the period ahead.
MymSlorm
Profile Joined May 2017
Chile187 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-10-31 18:29:25
October 31 2017 18:28 GMT
#25
Part 1 was funny, but with every added part to the story it becomes more gross LOL
"There will always be a new generation of youth, they will be more beautiful, more vigorous, and they shall inspire greater hope for the future in the hearts of the living"
HerbMon
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States469 Posts
January 02 2019 08:53 GMT
#26
I'm retiring from streaming and gaming. Thank you for the support. I love you all. ^.^
How we will win in the period ahead.
EndingLife
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1602 Posts
January 02 2019 16:52 GMT
#27
Goodbye Herbmon
Future_sc
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States783 Posts
January 05 2019 19:15 GMT
#28
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