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3FFA
United States3931 Posts
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MoonBear
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
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itsjustatank
Hong Kong9154 Posts
On December 12 2013 07:34 3FFA wrote: This Post Did Not Take Place You stay out of my Baudrillardian jokes, please and thanks. | ||
GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg. You don’t like that your coworker used me on that note about stealing her yogurt from the break room fridge? You don’t like that I’m all over your sister-in-law’s blog? You don’t like that I’m on the sign for that new Thai place? You think I’m pedestrian and tacky? Guess the fuck what, Picasso. We don’t all have seventy-three weights of stick-up-my-ass Helvetica sitting on our seventeen-inch MacBook Pros. Sorry the entire world can’t all be done in stark Eurotrash Swiss type. Sorry some people like to have fun. Sorry I’m standing in the way of your minimalist Bauhaus-esque fascist snoozefest. Maybe sometime you should take off your black turtleneck, stop compulsively adjusting your Tumblr theme, and lighten the fuck up for once. People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking spring. When people need to kick back, have fun, and party, I will be there, unlike your pathetic fonts. While Gotham is at the science fair, I’m banging the prom queen behind the woodshop. While Avenir is practicing the clarinet, I’m shredding “Reign In Blood” on my double-necked Stratocaster. While Univers is refilling his allergy prescriptions, I’m racing my tricked-out, nitrous-laden Honda Civic against Tokyo gangsters who’ll kill me if I don’t cross the finish line first. I am a sans serif Superman and my only kryptonite is pretentious buzzkills like you. It doesn’t even matter what you think. You know why, jagoff? Cause I’m famous. I am on every major operating system since Microsoft fucking Bob. I’m in your signs. I’m in your browsers. I’m in your instant messengers. I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery. Enough of this bullshit. I’m gonna go get hammered with Papyrus. | ||
TheEmulator
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Oh well, I liked it  | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen? | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11579 Posts
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
Do you remember that article. Tried to find it with no luck  | ||
zatic
Zurich15328 Posts
Around 2008? Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=158324 | ||
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FFW_Rude
France10201 Posts
On December 12 2013 20:58 zatic wrote: Flash and ... Kal? Around 2008? Edit: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=158324 Thank you ! Friend of mine didn't believe it actually happened and said that i was just inventing 'cause i'm a Flash fanboy | ||
]343[
United States10328 Posts
then Kal beat Flash a couple  | ||
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itsjustatank
Hong Kong9154 Posts
On December 12 2013 18:48 Chairman Ray wrote: Dear TL Staff, What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen? | ||
dravernor
Netherlands6181 Posts
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
When you grow older and want a cereal that isn't sold by a cartoon animal, you'll want the premium stuff, like this: ![[image loading]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kI3Pp62RL.jpg) It ain't cheap, because it isn't just over-sugared corn meal, but it's damn good. | ||
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itsjustatank
Hong Kong9154 Posts
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ChapatiyaqPTSM
France1887 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/WmN8PWPm.jpg) Simple, yet delicious | ||
shiroiusagi
SoCal, USA3955 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ByagW1G.jpg) | ||
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dravernor
Netherlands6181 Posts
On December 13 2013 01:48 itsjustatank wrote: I hate cereal Tank, I think we're over, we could never live together. | ||
Zealously
East Gorteau22261 Posts
![[image loading]](http://sverigeonline.se/images/ICA_Musli_Chrunchy_Apple_Kanel_800g.jpg) I don't like cereals. | ||
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