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doctormario
Canada5 Posts
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hooahah
3752 Posts
THEY ALL. GOT MIDAS. fuck this fucking game sometimes. | ||
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Wingblade
United States1806 Posts
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Laserist
Turkey4269 Posts
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MMDT
United Kingdom117 Posts
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DinoMight
United States3725 Posts
On March 24 2014 06:22 hooahah wrote: Pub game, I end up with a 4stack. We take a level 1 rosh because why not, I go to my own lane (solo dazzle hardlane vs sniper), they...4 push mid, two of them die (netiehr was aegis carrier). They then all go Midas. THEY ALL. GOT MIDAS. fuck this fucking game sometimes. HAHAHAHA. | ||
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DinoMight
United States3725 Posts
So it went to hero selection screen. I said I was going to pick Tinker if I could go mid for lasers/rockets. Nobody responds. So I do it. A few mins into the game someone keeps pinging the fucking minimap. So I type what's up? Nobody answers. I ask "do you guys have microphones?" And 3 of them start yelling "TINKER SHUT THE FUCK UP" -_________________- 'ajsdjkhahsdkajsdhjkaskhjdkajhsdkhjasd this game... | ||
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peidongyang
Canada2084 Posts
On March 24 2014 06:22 hooahah wrote: Pub game, I end up with a 4stack. We take a level 1 rosh because why not, I go to my own lane (solo dazzle hardlane vs sniper), they...4 push mid, two of them die (netiehr was aegis carrier). They then all go Midas. THEY ALL. GOT MIDAS. fuck this fucking game sometimes. Why doesnt Volvo nerf Midas. It used to be an item only picked up by skillful players on skillful heroes like fata on his invoker. Now we get bakas (its african for idiots) like EE ruining games by picking it up on braindead heroes like morphling, sf and drow. Please no wex first remakerino. Meanwhile, we were slowly coming back from an unwinnable game. They had 2 raxes down for the longest time, but we did some really crazy shit. One enemy range rax is is the only thing left, at full hp. We got this, we have a rat on our team. That's me. I'm the rat. I'm the furion. I'm that awful guy in your game ruining it with his annoying pushing. I press my teleport hotkey (3) and teleport. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna summon my necro and trees and blink the hell out of there. Then we're gonna sit back and were gonna win the game by dodging fights and pushing out lanes. SUDDENLY IM IN THE ENEMY FOUNTAIN CUZ I MISCLICKED. WOW HOW THE HELL DID I DO THAT. IM SO FUCKING STUPID. WHAT THE HELL IVE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE. No. I did it on purpose.I went there to snipe a courier, and to teach them a lesson. Happens that there was someone home RAGE BUYBACK. Okay, we still got this. The enemy is laughing at me now, teammates are like wtf retard furion report. Okay, stay calm guys stay calm. NOPE EVERYONE ON OUR TEAM DECIDES TO RUSH TO THE ROSH PIT TO TAKE A TEAM FIGHT (???) AND WE GET WIPED. Luckily I'm trying to splitpush here, but guess what, they have a storm spirit. RIP prophet, get megacreeps at least. That's when it sets in. My carry, he doesnt have buyback? Why? Why? Then I check enemy lich has a rapier. So, we potentially could have had a 4v5 for 60 seconds and won. Nope. Well, that's my story. | ||
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Plansix
United States60190 Posts
On March 24 2014 08:02 Laserist wrote: There nothing more disgusting than rat dota. Hey, yo, that is how I win all my game that go full retard. Team can't figure out how to break base: SOLUTION: NECRO 3 | ||
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N1k0
Uruguay1075 Posts
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Laserist
Turkey4269 Posts
On March 24 2014 09:38 Plansix wrote: Hey, yo, that is how I win all my game that go full retard. Team can't figure out how to break base: SOLUTION: NECRO 3 It doesnt matter how many necro 3 you have when other team has a 20 sec global teleport hero with global ulti nuke and with tanking creeps like panzer. | ||
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suicideyear
Ivory Coast3016 Posts
eventually they push back to our base burn buyback on trying to keep the throne alive, we get a team wipe and push back the other way still lose because a baserace happens, and viper's defending, and for once in his fucking life he doesn't go hit the dire creeps having their bukkake session on the ancient | ||
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
On March 24 2014 09:38 Plansix wrote: Hey, yo, that is how I win all my game that go full retard. Team can't figure out how to break base: SOLUTION: NECRO 3 Dude, every game can be won with mass necro 3! Can't push? Need damage? Too dumb to figure out detection? One item and all of your problems are solved! | ||
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Plansix
United States60190 Posts
On March 24 2014 12:34 DavoS wrote: Dude, every game can be won with mass necro 3! Can't push? Need damage? Too dumb to figure out detection? One item and all of your problems are solved! Necro 3, the solution to all your riki based problems. | ||
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a_flayer
Netherlands2826 Posts
In the end bloodseeker gets many kills, but we never push any towers and after 30 minutes bloodseeker is useless. Why do people pick bloodseeker and then do not play accordingly. Or why do people pick bloodseeker at all. Fucking idiots. | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
First game random timber, say solo offlane. Team gets three support/semi-support heroes, no courier, no wards. So I buy the courier and ping it. Surprised when a few minutes later it's not my courier we see. Our mid probably denied it and bought his own. Don't get solo offlane, instead a russian shadowdemon who manages to dive lion 3 times after I warn him that lion has level 6 and there is a god knows what level jungling LC nearby. So I end up getting no levels, and farm is gone when this already fed LC is waiting for me with shadowblade. Does it matter? No. Top and mid has fed 15 kills to a riki by the 10 minute mark. They didn't buy a single sentry. 39-4 or something by 20 minutes. 4/5 enemies fountain camp for 10 minutes. Second game, same two stack from last game. Treant and ls, I random broodmother and repick a support. Have to buy courier and wards. End up in a lane with treant because ls goes straight to jungle. Nothing to do but abandon. Third game we win and it's about as close as the first game, and now I have lpq. Randoming bloodseeker is fun too btw, I think I'm 3/3 team following it with 4 carries: "bs can support","get forcestaff, it's good". | ||
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Stancel
Singapore15360 Posts
im fucking done with ranked | ||
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DinoMight
United States3725 Posts
Riki, Spirit Breaker, Blood Seeker, Pudge, and Phantom Lancer. AS TINKER. FML. | ||
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Sn0_Man
Tebellong44238 Posts
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DinoMight
United States3725 Posts
On March 25 2014 01:03 Sn0_Man wrote: U mean the 5-melee "literally cannot ever win a game" team? EDIT - you would think. I know at high level or even medium level where people know what to do it's a very easy to beat team. But now think of a pub game where everyone is faffing about doing their own thing out of lane, nobody is calling missings, and nobody is warding. Worst game of my life. If you think about it, it's like the perfect team for countering disorganized shitty Dota 2 players who don't ward. | ||
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