I'm just a noob here, playing with friends for fun. But it's mindblowing how retarded some people are.

Played two games today.
First: phoenix intentionally feeding whole game, who says stupid shit like "im a pro", "im 13:0" (when in fact he is 0:13) "king of the street" and so on. Fuck.
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Second game: thought we may have a normal game now. Nope, we have another retard, who just goes somewhere and stays as long as possible, heals himself when he has full health, doesn't do nothing for the team.
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And it were ranked games. FML.

rudimentalfeelthelov

Finland268 Posts

February 17 2014 23:45 GMT

#19145

Lost 3 games in a row with kda over 3.5. First game mostly due to our LC doing 3k HD according to dotabuff in 48 minutes. Second game ended with our mid invoker being lvl 12 and me and the other support player being levels 16 and 15. The third game our offlaner was 1/11 at 21 minutes. And my MMR was at all time high (4600). I guess the higher the MMR more retarded matches... Seriously that kind of shit didnt happen to me when I was at 4000...

Vaelone

Finland4400 Posts

February 18 2014 01:05 GMT

#19146

Rnked/all-pick and we draft Lich, DP, Troll, Invoker, Windrunner. I'm on Lich and I could easily go offlane with Troll or DP and totally deny their Voids farm.

But obviously the DP and Troll are butt buddies and call top vs Void/Dazzle and somehow lose the lane to a point where Void can rush straight Midas and lead last hits at 10 mins. Meanwhile we got our two lowest farm priority heroes Lich/WR at safe lane.

Annoys me to no end when I pick Lich assuming I can make early game of their melee hard carry a living hell and then morons happen.

43 mins later I'm our highest damage dealer and highest level hero as the 5 position Lich, and then we lose.

Edit: Next game we barely win a 1hour 4min match, Weaver whos on paper our only real carry has only finished Linken's at this point. So it was up to our Dagon first Windrunner to carry it. I still can't believe we won that, need to start insta-locking carry with the teams I'm getting.

idonthinksobro

3138 Posts

February 18 2014 05:15 GMT

#19147

it is really annoying that people have no idea how to play the heros they pick. Had a phoenix in my game he says first game phoenix, he goes to my lane as support all right i tell him max spirits, he gets the skill and then there are little spirits surrounding him. I realize he doesn't use thm i tell him how to use them and he is like oh that is how it works.

I have no fucking problem with him using phoenix for the first time in a game but you should at least have a basic understanding of the hero you want to play. I don't even want to talk about tinker, the last time i had a good tinker in my game was never.

Also why do people always assume the right way to win is 5-man dota if we have a lineup that excels at splitpush with good lategame?

TheEmulator

28100 Posts

February 18 2014 06:58 GMT

#19148

I just want someone on my team to win mid, please. I don't want to be a dick that insta picks mid every game, but I might have to start doing that

idonthinksobro

3138 Posts

February 18 2014 07:13 GMT

#19149

On February 18 2014 15:58 TheEmulator wrote:
I just want someone on my team to win mid, please. I don't want to be a dick that insta picks mid every game, but I might have to start doing that

you want your mids to win? i want my mids to not get solo-killed before level 6.

r_con

United States824 Posts

February 18 2014 07:23 GMT

#19150

got told by a 2.2k mmr that my lone druid play is bad and i should be jungling, his stack agreed with him, going 6-0 in the offlane is really bad guys, im sorry, having more cs than our safelane carry and mid combined as solo offlane against a trilane. This is like the non ranked games i play when im half fucking drunk, and i go 6-0 and thier fucking 4 stack blames the 6-0 lone druid for thier lanes failing, oh sorry that i killed supports and they went to your lane and got easy pickoffs cause your lane control is shit. oh sorry our doom had bad luck in the jungle, oh sorry mid failed because i double killed thier supports and they both tped to mid, me "winning" my lane made them lose thier lanes, isn't that fucking sad?

Nagvalk

South Africa220 Posts

February 18 2014 09:05 GMT

#19151

Sigh. 2 heroes which mean insta-loss in your team: Lone Druid (30 min free farm - boots, double midas some tangos and tp's) and pudge (lands 0 hooks in a 40 min game , except on me when we are in the fountain waiting for the ancient to go down).

When on the other team: pudge rampages 7 kills by 10 minutes, landing blind hooks like a boss.
Lone druid pops out the jungle 15 min in with ac\ radiance.

FMMMR

Jerubaal

United States7684 Posts

February 18 2014 09:19 GMT

#19152

Please, in the 1 out 10 games I actually get to play mid/carry can I not have amazingly retarded supports? Also, people, if you don't know what you're doing, don't try to jungle. You're just making the game 4 vs 5 the first 15 minutes in most cases. Seriously people have no idea how to rotate.

Dreamer.T

United States3584 Posts

February 18 2014 09:30 GMT

#19153

Having these games where I dominate the offlane, but lose because mid and the safe-lane manage to feed. Getting tired of these games that are unwinnable no matter how well or hard you try.

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

February 18 2014 10:35 GMT

#19154

My build has been questioned. My farm has been disdained. By a fokin Rubick.

http://dotabuff.com/matches/526860962

Just before that game I went 17-5 with AM and still lose again. Also team flamed me for farming and... I can't remember what shit they bring. Doto expects me win 1v5 every game.

http://dotabuff.com/matches/526830026

Zexion

Sweden971 Posts

February 18 2014 10:42 GMT

#19155

I really don't understand the mindset of people who gives up from the very start. I solo queued ranked CD and we had a jugger who cried and gave up after he saw the opponents going trilane. What the fuck is that? He kept saying that we never had a chance, complained about me not being able to win against huskar mid as TA, and flamed two in the team who had high ping even when they actually played well. As for the rest of us, we all agreed it was the attitude of this Jugg who lost the game, nothing else. We actually had a chance if he just got levels and waited for rotates. But no, it was like talking to a wall.

And also, why are 4 stacks always so fucking bad? Tiny and kotl loses safe lane against a solo WR. Clock using ulti into 5 and dies several times.

Edit: Another QQ, Invoker who is absolutely terrible and refuses to realise that it's his mistake that makes us lose rather the the team (which he keeps pointing out). The rest of the team agrees it's him. So does the opponents. And also, one of the opponents were in his team last game and told us he cried and flamed the entire game while being terrible. This guy still thinks he's the best. Some people...

Fake)Plants

United States373 Posts

February 18 2014 21:45 GMT

#19156

Raging after one miss-play early in the game does nothing but ruin team morale. I chose not to fiend's grip a TA because CM was near and I didn't realize she was out of mana and our captain loses his fucking mind on me even though we kill the CM.

He drafts a Naga and gets pissed when the song coordination isn't flawless. Criticizes clock for not attempting an aegis hook steal, dives the enemy team in Rosh pit when Rosh has just died. I un mute him towards the end of the game to hear him saying he just played dota with 9 mongoloids, pretty funny actually but c'mon man ya still just can't take a loss.

This guy was a decent player too, but we all end up muting the dude because he is screaming orders at us in a 3k mmr game like he's EE-sama.

prplhz

Denmark8045 Posts

February 18 2014 21:48 GMT

#19157

people complain too much in and about dota

things are actually very much alright

govie

9334 Posts

February 18 2014 22:43 GMT

#19158

Play mid with cw against copter, get first and 2nd blood, get 1 kill at both lanes, ward, buy flying because CW doesnt need that much items to be usefull and the outer lanes seemed to still have some troubles, still loose because riki.

Pointing out that there are consumables that counter invis is like cursing in mediocre mmr.

hooahah

3752 Posts

February 18 2014 23:13 GMT

#19159

I seem to have fallen into some kind of twlight zone level of bad because my Puck just bought an Agahim Scepter

nope, next game is even worse. Invoker mid hasn't even finished Phase and is level 8 16 minutes in, CM/Jugg lost to a solo Weaver and I'm getting fucked by a trilane because CM didn't want to give me a ward as the solo offlaner (nevermind that she didn't use the wards)

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

February 18 2014 23:24 GMT

#19160

Color theory definitely works, http://dotabuff.com/matches/528168966
I play as role 5 shaker, 2. highest level in my team. Last fight, void appears at the end of the fight after we lose towers and die 1v5. Support all game and this is the carry I have. Ofc we fucking lost

edit: carry WK goes 2-10 intentionally feed after standard feed. 4K is shit guys.