my team - two people with ~40 games of dota and two retards who have ~1k games but have zero idea how this game is played outside of picking a combo wombo balance spirit+sand king and failing to do anything for the entire game.

enemy team - a well coordinated death machine.

i go around ganking
my team : afk farm the woods, see the entire enemy team chasing our mid around? casually move from the medium camp to the hard one, it spawned trolls, so ez to right click!
enemy team : MID IS MISSING GET UR TPS READY AND 5 MAN THE JUNGLE/SAEFlANE

i love the match making guys, and i love the retards who defend it
those people should have objects rammed up their asses
they really should

Kmatt

United States1019 Posts

January 05 2014 03:43 GMT

#17924

I thought it was bad enough that I get the acid-maxing alchemist rushing radiance so I can't play random brood.

Then I get the 30 minute + Show Spoiler +

Bloodstone Medusa

KurtistheTurtle

United States1966 Posts

January 05 2014 05:15 GMT

#17925

was doing awesome as meepo, fb mid v zeus, hitting all the stacks and generally on fire. on track to get blink ~12 mins

then my internet poops out. despite the fact I got reconnected to network, it wouldn't let me rejoin the game despite ~10 attempts. 1100+ games, and this is abandon #13, all from similar circumstances

I really, really can't wait til I move out on my own and have my own place - including internet. Among many sub-par conditions of living at home, the internet here is definitely the most irritating.

Eriksen

Micronesia720 Posts

January 05 2014 06:10 GMT

#17926

On January 05 2014 14:15 KurtistheTurtle wrote:
was doing awesome as meepo, fb mid v zeus, hitting all the stacks and generally on fire. on track to get blink ~12 mins

then my internet poops out. despite the fact I got reconnected to network, it wouldn't let me rejoin the game despite ~10 attempts. 1100+ games, and this is abandon #13, all from similar circumstances

I really, really can't wait til I move out on my own and have my own place - including internet. Among many sub-par conditions of living at home, the internet here is definitely the most irritating.

I know that feel man.. it's alright. But you shouldn't have posted that QQ here, because
+ Show Spoiler +

PEOPLE HATE EXCUSES

fdsdfg

United States1251 Posts

January 05 2014 06:21 GMT

#17927

Still fairly new (~100 games played), and I'm getting lots of "omg why did you pick __ if you've never played him before" as everyone on the team laughs at me and calls gg for missing a silence at an opportune time or something.

like.. I can't understand the logic behind their complaint. Like I'm just supposed to pick one hero my entire dota carreer or something

Eriksen

Micronesia720 Posts

January 05 2014 06:28 GMT

#17928

I failed, for the very first time, a game of Wraith-Night. On a normal difficulty. ffs.

SKYFISH__

Bulgaria153 Posts

January 05 2014 06:31 GMT

#17929

Aight, got low prio for one abandon.

Some Czech guy starts talking in voice chat and the rest of the team spend the better half of their time gloating and convincing him how he is a stupid Russian player.
So instead of playing the game they spend their time chatting as if its IRC or some shit.
I ask them to just cut the chit chat, mute the guy and start playing because the game is hard enough already with the Czech idiot afk-ing and the enemy Furion split pushing.

__insert typical 'teehee I'm a troller I'm just trolling him teehee so fun xd' comeback here__

I told them that they either start playing or I leave the game because its pretty late already.
DC'd after the second 'teehee' response I got.

TheEmulator

28100 Posts

January 05 2014 07:04 GMT

#17930

3 games today where teammates deliberately ruined the game. I'm losing my mind right now. Why do people feel the need to act like that, I don't even get it. I haven't had a game in more than 2 weeks where I haven't muted at least 1 person on my team.

hooahah

3752 Posts

January 05 2014 07:51 GMT

#17931

On January 05 2014 12:43 Kmatt wrote:
I thought it was bad enough that I get the acid-maxing alchemist rushing radiance so I can't play random brood.

Then I get the 30 minute + Show Spoiler +

Bloodstone Medusa

LMAO

peidongyang

Canada2084 Posts

January 05 2014 08:46 GMT

#17932

On January 05 2014 12:43 Kmatt wrote:
I thought it was bad enough that I get the acid-maxing alchemist rushing radiance so I can't play random brood.

Then I get the 30 minute + Show Spoiler +

Bloodstone Medusa

Hi kmatt,k its me, slayers

LOL medusa bloodstone

gotta increase that hero healing stat

support medussa -> cast ult -> heal teammates by dying =D

TrainSamurai

339 Posts

January 05 2014 09:37 GMT

#17933

SCREW YOU EARTH SPIRIT SCREW YOUR PARENTS AND YOU FAMILY SCREW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM JOIN THEM.

God dam does anyone know when the next patch will be?

hansonslee

United States2027 Posts

January 05 2014 12:36 GMT

#17934

The group of players I hate the most are riki players. I first picked Bounty Hunter because I wanted to try out a new build, but then the last player picked riki. I was like WTF? There was a Slardar on the other side. The riki never used smoke when the team needed it, and we lost the game even though I was ganking pretty well during the early game.

The riki started with a poor man's shield and backstab, and he skilled smoke when he maxed out on blink and backstab. I was like "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" Because of Riki's uselessness, I had to get a few tanky items like Linken and Reaver (could not finish satanic) after getting my deso...

Riki is not a bad hero because he has smoke, which is a usable initiation spell. But I HATE IT how riki players never use that and hope that they can get fed with noobs who don't know how to ward. God, they really need to fix match making and put those stupid riki players on low priority or something...

hariooo

Canada2830 Posts

January 05 2014 13:20 GMT

#17935

On January 05 2014 11:47 SKYFISH__ wrote:
my team - two people with ~40 games of dota and two retards who have ~1k games but have zero idea how this game is played outside of picking a combo wombo balance spirit+sand king and failing to do anything for the entire game.

enemy team - a well coordinated death machine.

i go around ganking
my team : afk farm the woods, see the entire enemy team chasing our mid around? casually move from the medium camp to the hard one, it spawned trolls, so ez to right click!
enemy team : MID IS MISSING GET UR TPS READY AND 5 MAN THE JUNGLE/SAEFlANE

i love the match making guys, and i love the retards who defend it
those people should have objects rammed up their asses
they really should

actually sounds like mmr is working perfectly for u

Darkren

Canada1841 Posts

January 05 2014 15:36 GMT

#17936

On January 05 2014 15:21 fdsdfg wrote:
Still fairly new (~100 games played), and I'm getting lots of "omg why did you pick __ if you've never played him before" as everyone on the team laughs at me and calls gg for missing a silence at an opportune time or something.

like.. I can't understand the logic behind their complaint. Like I'm just supposed to pick one hero my entire dota carreer or something

You obviously have to be mega pro 500 apm to play this game

anything else is unnaceptable

govie

9334 Posts

January 05 2014 16:05 GMT

#17937

Someone on my team picks ck first, i pick bane and someone else pick IO as last pick. I allready get disapointed because in my mmr range IO's are the worst and make u loose games if they are not stacked. And i was right, IO goes to the PA lane and not ck lane, PA feeds 0 16 0 and only kill on the board is mine as bane support.

GG valve, mmr works fine & sundays are the worst. Never play ranked on a sunday!