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Eriksen
Micronesia720 Posts
On October 06 2013 21:42 Pietro wrote: I have currently over 1000 games and learned how often roshan spawns ~250 games ago, and how long it takes for aegis to time out ~100 games ago. Not to mention that the person was in VH bracket, which in general VH players should've already know the basic mechanics for each small details in Doto. | ||
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Verrou
France193 Posts
Well fuck me i'm getting stomped and everything feels so much different. By myself I tend to do pretty well as a support, have farm and be actually usefull. With him, it seems I can't land a fucking click-to-stun spell, i'm getting dewarded, warded, first blooded and yelled at. Worse thing is, I'm not even the worse player on the team. I felt so bad still. | ||
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Zexion
Sweden971 Posts
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hacklebeast
United States5090 Posts
You are jungling and you get a small camp that has a priest in it. An AOE spell hits all 3, and then you kill off the two guys with shields. All that's left is the little guy who doesn't even attack you. He just waggles his little stick desperately trying not to die. But it is always in vain  Bonus sad points if you are playing doom and you injure him with scorched earth so that he is waggling his little stick when you eat him. | ||
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Kmatt
United States1019 Posts
On October 07 2013 07:48 hacklebeast wrote: worst thing about most recent patch: You are jungling and you get a small camp that has a priest in it. An AOE spell hits all 3, and then you kill off the two guys with shields. All that's left is the little guy who doesn't even attack you. He just waggles his little stick desperately trying not to die. But it is always in vain Bonus sad points if you are playing doom and you injure him with scorched earth so that he is waggling his little stick when you eat him. Fun fact: If you devour the healing creep with Doom, not only do you gain the heal spell, but you get absurd mana regen with it. It doesn't show up on your meter, but it refills fast enough to cast the heal constantly. No auto-cast on that though, so just stand around pressing D when waiting for spawns. | ||
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
Fuck dota | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9110 Posts
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icystorage
Jollibee19350 Posts
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Entertaining
Canada793 Posts
some people man.. | ||
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Belisarius
Australia6233 Posts
On October 07 2013 11:56 Entertaining wrote: hey guys, storm spirit going bottom rune. bottom engages with opposing trilane. guys storm is coming, back up. guys storm has bottom rune and is coming bottom. first exchanges are made. both teams losing a player. storm shows up with haste and buries the other 2 with ease. some people man.. *ping ping ping* on mid "Well played!" "no ss noob gg" | ||
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sluggaslamoo
Australia4494 Posts
On October 07 2013 11:56 Entertaining wrote: hey guys, storm spirit going bottom rune. bottom engages with opposing trilane. guys storm is coming, back up. guys storm has bottom rune and is coming bottom. first exchanges are made. both teams losing a player. storm shows up with haste and buries the other 2 with ease. some people man.. Guys I'm coming bot I have haste, ready? Guys? Coming bot *ping ping ping, GUYS BOT! FUCK! GO! ATTACK! *go in anyway but allies are 5 seconds late and all the way back at tower *haste back to midlane to not lose too much exp/farm Russians | ||
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synapse
China13814 Posts
On October 07 2013 12:11 Belisarius wrote: *ping ping ping* on mid "Well played!" "no ss noob gg" thats what the chat wheel is for now :D PROOF that you called missing | ||
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peidongyang
Canada2084 Posts
sf then spends the next 15 minutes jungling his dagon 5 (he knew how to play, just decided to be a bitch) while the enemies magically throw the game by tower as 5 against earthshaker... doto in a nutshell edit tower diving ofc | ||
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Belisarius
Australia6233 Posts
Someone mentions that since he picked pudge, he should be ganking himself as well. Pudge pauses the game in order to give us a several paragraph essay about how mid ganking is "old meta" and the "new meta" is supports ganking mid. A pudge picker, "schooling" us on how he doesn't need to gank. This looks promising... To shut him up, the supports offer to gank mid if he ganks sidelanes afterwards. Calls everyone noobs but shuts up and does start roaming about halfway through the first night. Ok, whatever. Gank 1 is to a lane that has no stuns, against a post-6 brewmaster with ult up, and with their mid puck following him. Lane says "don't." Pudge says "go". Pudge goes. Brew ults. Puck coils. Everyone dies. Pudge calls everyone noobs. Gank 2 is to the other lane, which has been going well. Pudge ambles over when we're both oom and goes straight in. We manage to kill one but the other escapes. Pudge calls us noobs for not using abilities. "Gank" 3 is after an extended engagement. We've killed some but lost one guy and have two left on like 10%. Enemy have 3 at full from rotations. Pudge clomps into the middle of their team after we've backed, throws a hook, then blows up. Pudge calls everyone noobs. He then flips out even harder than usual, and proceeds to 1a enemy towers for the rest of the game while calling us "kids". We just call ff and sit in fountain, because none of us want to deal with straight up 4v6. Enemy team reports him. There needs to be something stronger than a report button for people like that. | ||
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hacklebeast
United States5090 Posts
On October 07 2013 16:03 Belisarius wrote: SoloQ. Get an instapick pudge, goes mid. Demands ganks from the supports. Ok, fine, we're not exactly Alliance in here but we can probably do that. Someone mentions that since he picked pudge, he should be ganking himself as well. Pudge pauses the game in order to give us a several paragraph essay about how mid ganking is "old meta" and the "new meta" is supports ganking mid. A pudge picker, "schooling" us on how he doesn't need to gank. This looks promising... To shut him up, the supports offer to gank mid if he ganks sidelanes afterwards. Calls everyone noobs but shuts up and does start roaming about halfway through the first night. Ok, whatever. Gank 1 is to a lane that has no stuns, against a post-6 brewmaster with ult up, and with their mid puck following him. Lane says "don't." Pudge says "go". Pudge goes. Brew ults. Puck coils. Everyone dies. Pudge calls everyone noobs. Gank 2 is to the other lane, which has been going well. Pudge ambles over when we're both oom and goes straight in. We manage to kill one but the other escapes. Pudge calls us noobs for not using abilities. "Gank" 3 is after an extended engagement. We've killed some but lost one guy and have two left on like 10%. Enemy have 3 at full from rotations. Pudge clomps into the middle of their team after we've backed, throws a hook, then blows up. Pudge calls everyone noobs. He then flips out even harder than usual, and proceeds to 1a enemy towers for the rest of the game while calling us "kids". We just call ff and sit in fountain, because none of us want to deal with straight up 4v6. Enemy team reports him. There needs to be something stronger than a report button for people like that. best one in a while | ||
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Aldehyde
Sweden939 Posts
Yeah, yell profanities at the guy who just admitted to playing shit. I just don't get these people, do they just yell shit for the sake of it? | ||
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peidongyang
Canada2084 Posts
first game, fucking spectre, pa, qop are picked one of our guys calls jungle and says "he only plays meepo" ok right then lol basically our lanes got crushed because you know, the solo pa kinda got raped, and im here offlaning with like 27 cs on spec in 10 minutes eu server 10/10 this shit never happens on us... | ||
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BlitzerSC
Italy8800 Posts
edit: And then I have to play vs a bunch of tryhards assholes who pick naga, invoker, ck, wisp and centaur. What a joke. edit 2: Third game ruined by a WR who tanks every fucking arrow and a Silencer who leaves the game ! Gotta love playing alone. edit 3: Fourth game. I instalock storm spirit and a guy on the other team counters me with doom LMFAO. | ||
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Animzor
Sweden2154 Posts
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blobrus
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