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Please remember that while this thread is for QQ and venting about the game, racism is not tolerated here on LD.
Aquanim
Profile Joined November 2012
Australia2849 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 01:36:37
August 16 2013 01:33 GMT
#13721
Speaking of Pudge pickers, I played with a Pudge the other day.

He insisted on easy lane. (Not mid.)
He levelled hook -> rot -> hook -> rot -> STATS -> dismember.
He didn't even attempt a bunch of easy hooks.
When he did, he missed them.
When he didn't miss them, he hit ME. (Twice, though one wasn't really his fault. Not mine though either, at that point I thought he didn't even know how to press Q...)
He fed. A lot.

...And then finally hit some hooks to pull them into our fountain while they were fountain-diving us.

That game was the closest I have ever come to telling someone to uninstall Dota. I don't remember whether I actually reported him or just really, really wanted to...
GentleDrill
Profile Joined June 2011
United Kingdom672 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 02:55:40
August 16 2013 02:51 GMT
#13722
Two guys on my team random Meepo and Necrolyte. I pick Earthshaker so enemy team can't counterpick. Then Meepo repicks, and Necrolyte starts asking for a swap. I like Necro so I oblige. However, he INSISTS that I support him, I repeatedly try to tell him that support Necro is bad and someone else corroborates but he will not have it. Eventually I just give in and support.

The game was okay until it turned out that every single one of them was a complete moron. I get games with one or two shitty people but never before one where all 4 members of my team were such mouthbreathers. Arguing constantly, blaming eachother for their own mistakes over and over, awful decisions. Even though I was supporting it still seem liked I had more farm than our safelane Kunkka, who had fed the other team's Clock out of his mind. In the end Aghs Refresher Radiance Doom, who'd been randomly picking people off all game, couldn't be stopped. Of course my team can only go on and on about how stupid his build is, yeah, so stupid you guys fed him to it and lost to it.

http://dotabuff.com/matches/275775518

One of the only games tonight where I felt I played decently, and my team is this. Just... gaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
August 16 2013 03:04 GMT
#13723
I pick furion and tell everyone I'm jungling to balance out a obvious jungl niax due to 4 farmers. I tell them we need a off laner and a support. My team proceddes to pick 4 carries and two mids, a zeus a tiny a sven and a dp. I suggest some lanes, they ignore me and put zeus solo top. with tiny sven bottom dp mid and no courier for 20 minutes. I explain that I'm going to jungle for a little while and call for ganks. The zeus goes 0-8 in ten minutes, flaming me the whole time for leacing him in a 1v1 lane against a drow. Our tiny goes up to help him, but its 10 minutes ot late to salvage the lane and 13 or so too late to dodge. Our sven is doing fine against a duo lane, but dp feeds pudge, but only 4 kills in 15 minutes. At this point I have a cro snipe two solo kills on the drow and a solo kill on the jungle niax. My team starts the pattern pf pushing up mid and then getting wrapped around and dying for the next 20 minutes while I split push and get snipes of heroes, but they still want to just all in mid again and again. I decided to join a mid push, we get wiped because their drow has 3 items at 35 minutes and pudge has aghs force heart at the same time. My team then decides to sit in fountain with tier 2's up in all lanes and spend all their time flaming me for trusting them to be able to handle the lanes they picked. I keep playing because why not, its supposed to be fun, but after 35 minutes of getting flamed non stop for daring to jungle with 5 farmers, nothing is going ot be fun.I keep playing and do fairly well, but my team just wants to flame me non stop instead of playing dota. So at 50 minutes the other team finally kills me and takes the ancheint, and my team mates call out in all chat for the other team to report me. I use my 4 reports for the week, gg out, and now I'm going to taek a couple of days off from dota. The worst thing of all, the guy who kept throwing racial slurs at me, the zeus who went 0-8 in ten minutes, get a courier, and I don't get a item. Why the hell did I try to actually get the team to work with me instead of muting them about 3 minutes in.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
Lavitage2
Profile Joined June 2012
198 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 03:40:38
August 16 2013 03:31 GMT
#13724
Nothing like picking a hard carry, blowing out your 2v2 lane, farming 650 GPM and taking rax all by yourself, and still losing a 46 minute game to pea brained noobs with shit builds. Thanks, team, for doing nothing but feeding and cowering under towers.

[image loading]

2-9 dazzle: "REPORT TEAM PLZ OMG NOOBS"
Kraznaya
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3711 Posts
August 16 2013 03:49 GMT
#13725
On August 16 2013 12:31 Lavitage2 wrote:
Nothing like picking a hard carry, blowing out your 2v2 lane, farming 650 GPM and taking rax all by yourself, and still losing a 46 minute game to pea brained noobs with shit builds. Thanks, team, for doing nothing but feeding and cowering under towers.

[image loading]

2-9 dazzle: "REPORT TEAM PLZ OMG NOOBS"


abysmal before bfly and bkb reallly
do you have enough resolve, hero of justice?
Deathmanbob
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2356 Posts
August 16 2013 05:14 GMT
#13726
On August 16 2013 12:49 Kraznaya wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2013 12:31 Lavitage2 wrote:
Nothing like picking a hard carry, blowing out your 2v2 lane, farming 650 GPM and taking rax all by yourself, and still losing a 46 minute game to pea brained noobs with shit builds. Thanks, team, for doing nothing but feeding and cowering under towers.

[image loading]

2-9 dazzle: "REPORT TEAM PLZ OMG NOOBS"


abysmal before bfly and bkb reallly


BKB is not always 100% on a AM but yeah before Bfly was weird, also before heart.

But still your team sucked man
No Artosis, you are robin
Kmatt
Profile Joined July 2011
United States1019 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 05:16:02
August 16 2013 05:14 GMT
#13727
Well guess who just found out why Ursa 'counters' Naix.

Nothing could save me from that caliber of dunk save for riding the Doom Express.

On August 16 2013 12:49 Kraznaya wrote:abysmal before bfly and bkb reallly


He got it so he could stun Lifestealer through Rage, those first few moments where manta illusions are alive can make a big difference
We CAN have nice things
theazntiger
Profile Joined May 2012
13 Posts
August 16 2013 07:04 GMT
#13728
Some people don't deserve the win. Farmed all game as sven, 30 min MoM 2 bracers and fking treads. Doesn't do shit and rages at team when we ask him (and his shit friend on veno, had so many 5 man ult situations but pansied out because "I don't want to die") to defend towers. Responded to pings with some crap about if we ping he won't defend. Note that only a couple of pings were used, not like obsessive spamming... Ended up winning in the end because other team had a cocky AM that threw the game as he went 1v3 against us without buyback. At least the fuckers didn't get any items.
Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 07:37:11
August 16 2013 07:33 GMT
#13729
I am just getting into Dota 2 this week, been playing the tutorial and stuff (played my fair share of LoL though so still know how to play in general). So still been playing the matches at the end of the tutorial, where you play with people. Pretty dismal games where my team lost outright, not surprising I guess since they are brand new to these games in general. (2-12 Sniper mid and the like).

Last game was going well though. I am Lion laning with Windrunner. We both get kills during laning so everything was going good. Nobody was losing lane, we had a pretty good score lead. One guy kept using his mic occasionally but I have no idea what the fuck he was saying, then he started typing in what I can only assume is Russian. Someone else responds with the same shit in chat.

Fast forward to the mid-game where they start grouping up and taking towers down, the same guy who was speaking and typing in Russian is jungling and shit while towers are dying, people are all split up so they just start taking mid and we lose with like a 10 kill lead. Sigh.
"Practice, practice, practice. And when you're not practicing you should be practicing. It's the only way to get better. The only way." I run the Smix Fanclub!
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
August 16 2013 07:58 GMT
#13730
HOLY FUCK

THIS DROW IN MY LAST GAME

JUST FED A FUCKING RAPIER

NO ATTACK SPEED ITEMS

AND JUST FUCKING FED RAPIER WHEN WE WERE UP TWO RAXES

END GAME HE'S LIKE "shut up BH you cry whole game"

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
POGGERS
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 08:01:44
August 16 2013 07:59 GMT
#13731
so many fucking bad players in this game now i lost like 10 games in a row

fuck you noobs

[image loading]

and most of those games we almost won too but just had to have one stupid teammate

fuck
POGGERS
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28102 Posts
August 16 2013 08:09 GMT
#13732
I can't take mad Kona serious because it still comes off as adorable.
Administrator
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
August 16 2013 08:17 GMT
#13733
POGGERS
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 08:21:34
August 16 2013 08:21 GMT
#13734


Somehow I have a losing record. I know my matchmaking is a lot higher than base mmr (people finally actually warding, denying, etc) but I don't get it.....

Two games ago I"m bane. Somehow get 2 kills, 3 assists in lane. Get ridiculous number of denies. Our mid and other lane feeds hard. I get blamed for loss because "you have to disable sb" despite the fact he was going after me first and had BKB and was like 12-2 because he was so fed. :|
Shaella
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States14828 Posts
August 16 2013 08:23 GMT
#13735
On August 16 2013 17:21 Froadac wrote:


Somehow I have a losing record. I know my matchmaking is a lot higher than base mmr (people finally actually warding, denying, etc) but I don't get it.....

Two games ago I"m bane. Somehow get 2 kills, 3 assists in lane. Get ridiculous number of denies. Our mid and other lane feeds hard. I get blamed for loss because "you have to disable sb" despite the fact he was going after me first and had BKB and was like 12-2 because he was so fed. :|

WR =/= skill level, you can be a good player w/ a losing record
don't tell me to provide a legend for those charts cause we already got shaella in this thread - eieio | Bulba is my waifu
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
August 16 2013 08:30 GMT
#13736
Yeah don't worry, community superstars and well known to be skilled players like Tobiwan and Firebolt145 have below 50% win rates as well. So it doesn't mean anything.
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
August 16 2013 09:03 GMT
#13737
On August 16 2013 17:30 Vaelone wrote:
Yeah don't worry, community superstars and well known to be skilled players like Tobiwan and Firebolt145 have below 50% win rates as well. So it doesn't mean anything.

Figures. Just different than the other ladder systems I"m used to. (If improving a bit over 500)

-Celestial-
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom3867 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 09:55:35
August 16 2013 09:54 GMT
#13738
On August 16 2013 03:20 HollowLord wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2013 00:49 -Celestial- wrote:
On August 15 2013 22:47 HollowLord wrote:
On August 15 2013 13:00 Delphiki wrote:
QQing about people who complain when i pick pudge before the game even starts. Seriously whats up with you lol


It's because unless your name is Dendi, you should never play pudge.


Also you're terrible as Pudge unless you hit every single hook.



It's not even that. Even if you land two-thirds of your hooks(which is good, don't get me wrong), the fact of the matter is that there are so many heroes you could have picked instead of pudge which could contribute more to the game. Yes, pudge can be a gamechanger, and yes even if you don't land the godhooks that send you straight to TI4 you can play pudge and contribute to the team at a moderate level. But couldn't you have just picked a puck mid instead? Or batrider? Or OD? These are heroes that can contribute so much more to the overall game.


Five words for you:

Single Draft and All Random


Pretty hard to pick Puck, Bat or OD when you don't roll them.
"Protoss simultaneously feels unbeatably strong and unwinnably weak." - kcdc
hooahah
Profile Joined October 2011
3752 Posts
August 16 2013 10:29 GMT
#13739
On August 16 2013 12:31 Lavitage2 wrote:
Nothing like picking a hard carry, blowing out your 2v2 lane, farming 650 GPM and taking rax all by yourself, and still losing a 46 minute game to pea brained noobs with shit builds. Thanks, team, for doing nothing but feeding and cowering under towers.

[image loading]

2-9 dazzle: "REPORT TEAM PLZ OMG NOOBS"


your team actually got pretty good builds...should've gotten a BKB against Invoker, sorry bro
Dattish
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Sweden6297 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-16 12:58:22
August 16 2013 12:58 GMT
#13740
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