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On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making
I had a rubick game like that. It was like "you wanna place wards? Too bad they already had wards there and the 5-slotted NP showed up and 3-shot you while you were missing uphill."
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
On July 30 2013 07:42 Vod.kaholic wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making I had a rubick game like that. It was like "you wanna place wards? Too bad they already had wards there and the 5-slotted NP showed up and 3-shot you while you were missing uphill."
God missing uphill is like literally the worst. I wish damage would just be halved or something when attacking wards cause there's nothing like attacking a ward 5 times in a row being like "HRNNNG" and knowing they can ALL SEE YOU doing it
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On July 30 2013 07:57 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 07:42 Vod.kaholic wrote:On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making I had a rubick game like that. It was like "you wanna place wards? Too bad they already had wards there and the 5-slotted NP showed up and 3-shot you while you were missing uphill." God missing uphill is like literally the worst. I wish damage would just be halved or something when attacking wards cause there's nothing like attacking a ward 5 times in a row being like "HRNNNG" and knowing they can ALL SEE YOU doing it
Lol, you described that situation so well.
We've all been there dude.
We've all been there.
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bought like 2 compendiums 1 for my main 1 for my drunk smurf. got ld cauldron on one and abaddon mace on the other. dammnnnnnn sonnnn bad luck.
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cauldron mace will be worth a million dollars in a year son be patient
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More qq'ing in this week's compendium match. It's bad enough Vici.gaming's lineup sucks so bad compared to Rising.stars, then to get placed in the former 5 times and lose them all because allies have no idea how to play Sven, Visage, and LD because they're so least commonly picked in regular pubs. Then I just get a game in Rising.stars line up and lose because a 1-8 Weaver falls so far behind, and a jungling DS takes 15 mins to get a mek then proceeds to build a blink dagger and does nothing because he sucks balls trying to play a 3 or something?
Needless to say I'd like some allies who aren't actually brain dead in this game, oh and please stop placing me in games against Team Na'Vi every single game opponents who actually know how to play the heroes I just described ABOVE
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On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making
But SURELY it wasn't your fault. Sounds to me like it was a game where "no one buy wards or chick, it was me who have to do everything" and then as the midgame rolled around you "kept on dying because your retard foreign teammates kept on throwing u under the bus and sacraficing you every fight!!" but eventually you morally gave up because the enemy team was way bigger in the lategame because your "carry coudn't carry for shit. other team's carries had so much more gold then him!!!"
You are definitely being too humble. There's no way that you weren't the best player on your team. Every "mistake" was a forced error due to the incompitence of your teammates. I know what it's like man, we all do.
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On July 30 2013 10:59 shizaep wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making But SURELY it wasn't your fault. Sounds to me like it was a game where "no one buy wards or chick, it was me who have to do everything" and then as the midgame rolled around you "kept on dying because your retard foreign teammates kept on throwing u under the bus and sacraficing you every fight!!" but eventually you morally gave up because the enemy team was way bigger in the lategame because your "carry coudn't carry for shit. other team's carries had so much more gold then him!!!" You are definitely being too humble. There's no way that you weren't the best player on your team. Every "mistake" was a forced error due to the incompitence of your teammates. I know what it's like man, we all do.
So you're the kind of guy that goes into the qq thread and starts preaching about how us heathens deserve everything that happens?
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On July 30 2013 10:59 shizaep wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making But SURELY it wasn't your fault. Sounds to me like it was a game where "no one buy wards or chick, it was me who have to do everything" and then as the midgame rolled around you "kept on dying because your retard foreign teammates kept on throwing u under the bus and sacraficing you every fight!!" but eventually you morally gave up because the enemy team was way bigger in the lategame because your "carry coudn't carry for shit. other team's carries had so much more gold then him!!!" You are definitely being too humble. There's no way that you weren't the best player on your team. Every "mistake" was a forced error due to the incompitence of your teammates. I know what it's like man, we all do.
This post is too meta for me to handle.
On a more relevant note, the servers are exploding around me as I collect uncounted wins and watch it burn
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Blazinghand
United States25562 Posts
On July 30 2013 11:28 Kmatt wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 10:59 shizaep wrote:On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making But SURELY it wasn't your fault. Sounds to me like it was a game where "no one buy wards or chick, it was me who have to do everything" and then as the midgame rolled around you "kept on dying because your retard foreign teammates kept on throwing u under the bus and sacraficing you every fight!!" but eventually you morally gave up because the enemy team was way bigger in the lategame because your "carry coudn't carry for shit. other team's carries had so much more gold then him!!!" You are definitely being too humble. There's no way that you weren't the best player on your team. Every "mistake" was a forced error due to the incompitence of your teammates. I know what it's like man, we all do. This post is too meta for me to handle. On a more relevant note, the servers are exploding around me as I collect uncounted wins and watch it burn
the feeling was like you're juggling in a 5-man juggling team, but for some reason THIS GAME all the balls are chainsaws and all your juggling team is like "dude... why don't you know how to juggle chainsaws" and you're like "U_U" and they're like "omg you just killed a bystandar wtf man, why are you killing bystanders" and you're like "I NEVER WANTED TO BE A CLOWN" and so on
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On July 30 2013 11:31 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 11:28 Kmatt wrote:On July 30 2013 10:59 shizaep wrote:On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making But SURELY it wasn't your fault. Sounds to me like it was a game where "no one buy wards or chick, it was me who have to do everything" and then as the midgame rolled around you "kept on dying because your retard foreign teammates kept on throwing u under the bus and sacraficing you every fight!!" but eventually you morally gave up because the enemy team was way bigger in the lategame because your "carry coudn't carry for shit. other team's carries had so much more gold then him!!!" You are definitely being too humble. There's no way that you weren't the best player on your team. Every "mistake" was a forced error due to the incompitence of your teammates. I know what it's like man, we all do. This post is too meta for me to handle. On a more relevant note, the servers are exploding around me as I collect uncounted wins and watch it burn the feeling was like you're juggling in a 5-man juggling team, but for some reason THIS GAME all the balls are chainsaws and all your juggling team is like "dude... why don't you know how to juggle chainsaws" and you're like "U_U" and they're like "omg you just killed a bystandar wtf man, why are you killing bystanders" and you're like "I NEVER WANTED TO BE A CLOWN" and so on
And then you deny your own aegis
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On July 30 2013 11:31 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2013 11:28 Kmatt wrote:On July 30 2013 10:59 shizaep wrote:On July 30 2013 07:36 Blazinghand wrote:
I gotta say, for once I was like by far the worst guy on my team and it sucked donkey nuts. I couldn't stop feeding, all I could do was buy wards and just cower in fear and cast spells from the back of a teamfight. I couldn't even PLACE the wards without getting shat on. I got crushed in lane, crushed in ganks, outmaneuvered in teamfights, and even worse, everyone on my team was like "dude rubick just don't go anywhere. Just stop. omg. stop feeding. come on man we JUST SAW THEM THERE" etc etc
the only thing worse than playing like shit is having 4 people tell you you are playing like shit as though it's a choice you're making But SURELY it wasn't your fault. Sounds to me like it was a game where "no one buy wards or chick, it was me who have to do everything" and then as the midgame rolled around you "kept on dying because your retard foreign teammates kept on throwing u under the bus and sacraficing you every fight!!" but eventually you morally gave up because the enemy team was way bigger in the lategame because your "carry coudn't carry for shit. other team's carries had so much more gold then him!!!" You are definitely being too humble. There's no way that you weren't the best player on your team. Every "mistake" was a forced error due to the incompitence of your teammates. I know what it's like man, we all do. This post is too meta for me to handle. On a more relevant note, the servers are exploding around me as I collect uncounted wins and watch it burn the feeling was like you're juggling in a 5-man juggling team, but for some reason THIS GAME all the balls are chainsaws and all your juggling team is like "dude... why don't you know how to juggle chainsaws" and you're like "U_U" and they're like "omg you just killed a bystandar wtf man, why are you killing bystanders" and you're like "I NEVER WANTED TO BE A CLOWN" and so on
Oh god that is the most perfect thing. Does the personal quote fit that much?
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Go 30-6-10
Team feeds 50 kills.
Lose game.
Sums up matchmaking lately.
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I need to get out of this thread
I've had some PL qqs but this was unholy.
What hurt the most was how bad the rest of his team was.
Riki? Barely saw him (no pun intended), let Kotl and Venge defend lanes in the open all game long
Storm? He was 1-9, had a bloodstone treads at 40 minutes and I had to ask who their 5th was at one point
Witch Doctor? Aside from getting picked off planting wards and asking me to look at it go, basically not there
Tinker? I suppose he helped push but I didn't see much of him either
Now PL?
How about keeping every lane pushed the whole game?
How about never letting us cross the river without breathing down our barrack's personified necks?
How about clearing both jungles constantly without ever being in them for more than 30 seconds?
I was playing as money-hungry as possible the whole game and only ever saw 4 ancient camps. By the time I get a linken's MKB (was weaver btw, they waited to pick), he was 6-slotted, diffusal2, mkb, butterfly, manta, heart, treads. I was sukuchi-ing every time it came off cooldown just to try to keep up with the lanes.
And the ganks? smoke, sentries, 2 gems on a blink centaur. It's not even that we couldn't catch him, he was never in vision to catch. Just sent illusions every which way farming the entire map like Furion only dreams of without ever risking a midas-gloved finger. Then at the end he just shrugs it off as us "letting him freefarm" and that he could easily do the same with Luna or antifun. But of course.
And in every teamfight we managed to force we would eat their team alive, only to find that after killing the umpteenth illusion that he was never there, which raises the questiYOUR TOP BARRACKS HAS FALLEN
No brakes.
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Fuck, just had the worst sven on my team. Like, this guy was a terrible person. LASTPICKS Sven. Goes carry build obviously. Naga, who second picked, and was actually a pretty good player is farming offlane. Sven can't lasthit for shit so he starts raging hard in chat. Like, he's swearing and calling everyone names. Next, he goes MID like 2 minutes in, where Zeus already is. Starts trying to lasthit but is getting harassed. Rages some more about Zeus "ks'ing his lasthits".
He continues to stay mid and then keeps stealing my ez camp as it respawns (I was jungle doom) slowing down my jungling. Eventually he somehow manages to get the levels to farm the jungle with his morbid mask and stays there for the whole game. Even as our mid rax is falling, he does nothing. Even as our team's dying, he doesn't come. The whole time he's swearing and calling everyone names.
Managed to AFK farm a bracer, bkb and morbid mask. LMAO. I hate that guy to death, hope he gets ip banned form Dota.
e;Our zeus was disgustingly awful too. Refresher orb first item. When he finished the game, he had one item. A naked refresher orb and nothing else. Not a bottle, not a branch, not a tp. Just a fucking refresher orb.
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I just hate it when people play my favorite heroes and they have no idea on how to play them. Like carry abaddon for instance. This guy built vlads->S&Y->2 drums of endurance->basher. What the hell man? At least you were on the other team. Just wished that people would use the built in guides (not the valve one, but the community made ones), those are very useful if you don't know how to play a hero / randomed someone.
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On July 30 2013 14:27 Kmatt wrote:
Now PL?
How about keeping every lane pushed the whole game?
How about never letting us cross the river without breathing down our barrack's personified necks?
How about clearing both jungles constantly without ever being in them for more than 30 seconds?
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And in every teamfight we managed to force we would eat their team alive, only to find that after killing the umpteenth illusion that he was never there, which raises the questiYOUR TOP BARRACKS HAS FALLEN
No brakes.
See, this kind of thing kind of makes me respect the PL. It's not easy to be everywhere and nowhere at once, especially when the rest of your team is losing that badly. Even if they're utterly infuriating to play against, I'm happy to admit that the guy has to be good to pull it off.
The PLs I hate are the ones who are terrible, but are lucky enough to have a good team behind them. If they have a strong mid or whatever keeping us busy, the PL can be constantly overextended and can be the worst lasthitter in the universe, but he'll eventually get fat and roll us just by dint of having lots of dudes hitting other dudes for a long-ass time, while being a total pita to gank. The clock just ticks and ticks and ticks while they hold us off until, at the end, PL asks for a commendation.
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Why some people REFUSE to listen to what other people wants
Just got into a game (my team): a guy randoms skywrath, another randoms SF and then a third guy calls mid and picks weaver.
I was about to pick Doom for jungling but I was like "nope, not enough farm for me" and picked enigma.
Weaver was even being a bro to SF and let him have mid and then the last guy picks DK and tells weaver to go bot without even asking where the fuck people were gonna lane.
Goddamned worst kinds of persons, luckily a guy from other team abandoned so I could gtfo of that game
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Fucking love and hate playing alchemist. I usually end up winning when I get a couple of good items up, but my team ALWAYS cries about how I'm not fighting with the team/not farming enough. Nothing is good enough. I once got reported by my team for farming too much, then when I eventually get an ultra kill and crush the enemy team, the enemy team wants to commend me for playing properly.
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MMR fuck you. At first you go 10++ games win streaks, everything works fine because allies are doing their job and then bam you go a 10++ losing streaks, allies are fucking terrible, supports doesnt buy a courer and not to mention wards and I as carry have bought more than once because a randomed support cant spend money on a things like couriers.
Just a example for my last 2 games Storm mid doesnt get a bottle or level static remnant untill lvl 10, everytime he dies he goes ulty from base to mid and gets in mid with 0 mana. Feed and do the same whole game. This was least played mode and i instantly removed this mode from my queue mode .
Next game i get Gyro and rubick is top with me. He buys soul ring from start and start pushing and attacking creeps contantly. I'm telling him go pull and stop spaming nuke and autoattacking, cant get a single last hit with gyro early because of him and he responds "i dont play rubick as support". Ok mr. Carry i leave top lane doing shit because mid disced for a long time and bot lost badly . Ofc rubick goes 0-10 and doesnt get anything than boots the whole game.
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