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Please remember that while this thread is for QQ and venting about the game, racism is not tolerated here on LD.
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
March 07 2013 11:07 GMT
#7821
On March 07 2013 19:49 VelJa wrote:
i know it guys, i have a problem with this, but in my head Queue = LoL player
=/


To troll your team you can just ask people to announce their "Champion" before the game.

Let the shitfest begin!
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
oZe
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden492 Posts
March 07 2013 11:08 GMT
#7822
LOL login server is down... Might have to install dota =) But it seems it is also infested by idiots...

Funniest ever someone was raging at me calling me noob, I asked if he also was master league in sc2...then silence ^^

Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.
The worst kinds of organized crime are religion & government.
Cool Cat
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1644 Posts
March 07 2013 11:16 GMT
#7823
On March 07 2013 20:07 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 19:49 VelJa wrote:
i know it guys, i have a problem with this, but in my head Queue = LoL player
=/


To troll your team you can just ask people to announce their "Champion" before the game.

Let the shitfest begin!

you know what they say...YOLO
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8277 Posts
March 07 2013 13:17 GMT
#7824
On March 07 2013 19:52 Kupon3ss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 17:51 hooahah wrote:
On March 07 2013 15:18 sandyph wrote:
Team : Furion,Timber,WR,PL,Bat(last pick)
Enemy : Sniper,OD,Axe,Cent,DK

then out of no where Bat said : "omg, why 3 int? gg stupid noob" and disconnect immediately

What
The
Fuck



think of it this way, he saved you a 50 minutes long game with a retard


I noticed that you had no tanks either


Yeh. He should have picked wisp...!
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8277 Posts
March 07 2013 13:18 GMT
#7825
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
LOL login server is down... Might have to install dota =) But it seems it is also infested by idiots...


I have bad news for you. The world is infested by them Its just that you are forced to actually deal with them in a team game
TheSubtleArt
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada2527 Posts
March 07 2013 13:23 GMT
#7826
On March 07 2013 10:37 Belisarius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 09:21 TheSubtleArt wrote:
Also if you're going to random, do it immediately so the non randoms can pick accordingly and avoid having stupid team comps and lanes. So annoying when people afk then random like 10 seconds before the game starts. Also randoming after every1 else has picked and demanding a certain lane is incredibly obnoxious X_X


Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 10:26 Kovar wrote:Asked for mid, made my way to mid and then this douchebag tiny starts heading mid and says "I'm mid, get the fuck out" in the mic. I was like oh boy here we go.


I honestly believe this game needs some kind of pre-game lane selection mechanism which can be enforced. I also think it should disable random picks after the first 30 seconds.


My worst experience. I ask for mid while game's loading (wanted to play storm spirit). No response. As soon as hero selection starts I ask "any objection to me going mid?". Hearing nothing I pick storm spirit, and eventually make my way to delay creeps on the mid lane. 15 seconds before creeps spawn, the last member on our team randoms pudge, buys bottle and says he's going mid. I tell him to piss off and that if he wanted mid he should have said something before I picked SS. He eventually made his way to another lane and then flamed me the entire game with eloquent gems like "go fuck yourself" and "i fuck ur mother stfu". It also led to us having a double meelee lane vs an anti-mage, who eventually became unstoppable and lost us a close game.
Dodge arrows
Sanchonator
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia490 Posts
March 07 2013 13:42 GMT
#7827
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
LOL login server is down... Might have to install dota =) But it seems it is also infested by idiots...

Funniest ever someone was raging at me calling me noob, I asked if he also was master league in sc2...then silence ^^

Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.


its a beta, they are fixing bugs/adding content every week.. i dont see the problem
-Celestial-
Profile Joined September 2011
United Kingdom3867 Posts
March 07 2013 16:00 GMT
#7828
On March 07 2013 20:07 FetTerBender wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 19:49 VelJa wrote:
i know it guys, i have a problem with this, but in my head Queue = LoL player
=/


To troll your team you can just ask people to announce their "Champion" before the game.

Let the shitfest begin!


Also call towers "turrets". And if you can learn a dozen or so of LoL's Champions and use their names in place of their DOTA2 counterparts then you can take it to a whole other level.

Trololol.
"Protoss simultaneously feels unbeatably strong and unwinnably weak." - kcdc
Animzor
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden2154 Posts
March 07 2013 16:22 GMT
#7829
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
LOL login server is down... Might have to install dota =) But it seems it is also infested by idiots...

Funniest ever someone was raging at me calling me noob, I asked if he also was master league in sc2...then silence ^^

Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.


Why would you ask someone if they're master league in sc2 if you're playing dota? Go back to LoL.
WindWolf
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Sweden11767 Posts
March 07 2013 16:48 GMT
#7830
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.

Why is that a bad thing? As a programmer, I know that not fixings problems in time can make problems snowball out of control
EZ4ENCE
nikola_tesla
Profile Joined February 2013
97 Posts
March 07 2013 17:14 GMT
#7831
On March 08 2013 01:48 WindWolf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.

Why is that a bad thing? As a programmer, I know that not fixings problems in time can make problems snowball out of control


as a programmer, i know that you can never code anything without having to debug it.
Domus
Profile Joined March 2011
510 Posts
March 07 2013 18:12 GMT
#7832
On March 08 2013 02:14 nikola_tesla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 01:48 WindWolf wrote:
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.

Why is that a bad thing? As a programmer, I know that not fixings problems in time can make problems snowball out of control


as a programmer, i know that you can never code anything without having to debug it.


As a programmer I know there are a lot of programmers who think they know better.
Jetaap
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France4814 Posts
March 07 2013 19:33 GMT
#7833
On March 08 2013 01:00 Lightspeaker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 20:07 FetTerBender wrote:
On March 07 2013 19:49 VelJa wrote:
i know it guys, i have a problem with this, but in my head Queue = LoL player
=/


To troll your team you can just ask people to announce their "Champion" before the game.

Let the shitfest begin!


Also call towers "turrets". And if you can learn a dozen or so of LoL's Champions and use their names in place of their DOTA2 counterparts then you can take it to a whole other level.

Trololol.

Unfornately I don't know enough about lol champions to do that. All I know is Ashe=drow, then you have a guy called blitzcrank (or something like that) which is like a pg13 version of pudge, nautilus somewhat similar to tide and that's all I know :D.
GentleDrill
Profile Joined June 2011
United Kingdom672 Posts
March 07 2013 22:54 GMT
#7834
On March 08 2013 04:33 Jetaap wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 01:00 Lightspeaker wrote:
On March 07 2013 20:07 FetTerBender wrote:
On March 07 2013 19:49 VelJa wrote:
i know it guys, i have a problem with this, but in my head Queue = LoL player
=/


To troll your team you can just ask people to announce their "Champion" before the game.

Let the shitfest begin!


Also call towers "turrets". And if you can learn a dozen or so of LoL's Champions and use their names in place of their DOTA2 counterparts then you can take it to a whole other level.

Trololol.

Unfornately I don't know enough about lol champions to do that. All I know is Ashe=drow, then you have a guy called blitzcrank (or something like that) which is like a pg13 version of pudge, nautilus somewhat similar to tide and that's all I know :D.


Clockwerk -> Amumu (it's kinda funny that HoN's version is egyptian themed too)
Lina -> Annie
Spectre -> Nocturne
Gyro -> Corki (I have a friend who still honestly does this as a mistake all the time, it's pretty funny)
SB -> Hecarim
Juggernaut -> Master Yi
Shaella
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States14828 Posts
March 07 2013 23:48 GMT
#7835
On March 08 2013 07:54 GentleDrill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 04:33 Jetaap wrote:
On March 08 2013 01:00 Lightspeaker wrote:
On March 07 2013 20:07 FetTerBender wrote:
On March 07 2013 19:49 VelJa wrote:
i know it guys, i have a problem with this, but in my head Queue = LoL player
=/


To troll your team you can just ask people to announce their "Champion" before the game.

Let the shitfest begin!


Also call towers "turrets". And if you can learn a dozen or so of LoL's Champions and use their names in place of their DOTA2 counterparts then you can take it to a whole other level.

Trololol.

Unfornately I don't know enough about lol champions to do that. All I know is Ashe=drow, then you have a guy called blitzcrank (or something like that) which is like a pg13 version of pudge, nautilus somewhat similar to tide and that's all I know :D.


Clockwerk -> Amumu (it's kinda funny that HoN's version is egyptian themed too)
Lina -> Annie
Spectre -> Nocturne
Gyro -> Corki (I have a friend who still honestly does this as a mistake all the time, it's pretty funny)
SB -> Hecarim
Juggernaut -> Master Yi

granted, in reality, many of them share like,1 skill
don't tell me to provide a legend for those charts cause we already got shaella in this thread - eieio | Bulba is my waifu
nigsky
Profile Joined February 2013
United Kingdom114 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-08 03:04:52
March 08 2013 03:02 GMT
#7836
I played three games today: The first one crashed my computer and somehow corrupted my hard-disk and I had to spend a few hours repairing it. In the second my team owned all of their lanes but refused to group up and push towers until the 26th minute, by which time we had lost all of ours and I had to listen to a shitty 2-4-7 autoattacking Axe calling me (8-2-17 shadow demon) a noob. Third was a little better, but I made the mistake of correcting one of my teammates - he thought a nyx was snowballing out of control because he had managed to farm a Dagon(!!!) in 20 minutes, and a Jug because he had a battlefury and aghi by 25; I told him that a 20 minute Dagon is a little late, and he shittalked me for the rest of the 60 minute game.
Ryder.
Profile Joined January 2011
1117 Posts
March 08 2013 03:13 GMT
#7837
Had a lot of DCs on Australian server today, apparently if you view someone's dota profile whilst game is loading it causes you to crash. I tried it once after someone else had already DCed at load screen and my dota did indeed freeze. Anybody else has this experience?
sandyph
Profile Joined September 2010
Indonesia1640 Posts
March 08 2013 03:19 GMT
#7838
On March 07 2013 19:52 Kupon3ss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2013 17:51 hooahah wrote:
On March 07 2013 15:18 sandyph wrote:
Team : Furion,Timber,WR,PL,Bat(last pick)
Enemy : Sniper,OD,Axe,Cent,DK

then out of no where Bat said : "omg, why 3 int? gg stupid noob" and disconnect immediately

What
The
Fuck



think of it this way, he saved you a 50 minutes long game with a retard


I noticed that you had no tanks either



if he just asked nicely I could have build a tanky furion
Put quote here for readability
fuzzy_panda
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand1681 Posts
March 08 2013 04:55 GMT
#7839
I random Tusk, the other guy randoms WR. WR buys full wraith band and other items, no courier, no wards, goes mid...ok...so I buy courier. I tell him i'm mid and that WR is usually support. His reply?
"IM NOT SUPPORT you noob"

So I stay in mid for a bit, he insists on not moving so i had to move. i go around assisting and don't get any kills, but gets like 7 assists. Again we try to tell him to buy wards, nope, not support, so i buy wards. We lose quite badly. WR gets 5 kills, 0 supports. i get 0 kills, 5 deaths. calls me a noob for it and blames it on me. Good fucking work today
Eriksen
Profile Joined December 2012
Micronesia720 Posts
March 08 2013 04:57 GMT
#7840
On March 08 2013 03:12 Domus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 08 2013 02:14 nikola_tesla wrote:
On March 08 2013 01:48 WindWolf wrote:
On March 07 2013 20:08 oZe wrote:
Ps. What's up with games these days being patched several times a week/month. It's my biggest QQ.

Why is that a bad thing? As a programmer, I know that not fixings problems in time can make problems snowball out of control


as a programmer, i know that you can never code anything without having to debug it.


As a programmer I know there are a lot of programmers who think they know better.


As a programmer, I know there's a programmer that will program a program inside a program so you can program it out of the program.
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