Three games in a row I get fucked by teammates. First game, we get a last pick PA into PA counters. We already have 3 cores in centaur, naix and OD and he refused to go support pick cause, "you already said you were supporting." 28% winrate on PA, hasn't won on it since 2015.

next game, a first pick PA, gets hard countered to oblivion lose.

Last game, my 1-11-1 lion who I'm fighting for last hits in lane as slark vs timber, n ot easiest matchup. He rushes aghs, never gets it, feeds all game, stuns creeps, hexes creeps cause according to him, "that's how he rolls." And to top it off my tinker asks me "what did you do to lion?" When he's like that from minute 0

SKN1995

Japan204 Posts

March 04 2017 12:25 GMT

#29843

I wonder what the ratio of decent human beings to cancerous toxic immature nogood scum-humans is. 1 decent human being for every million scum-humans?

SKN1995

Japan204 Posts

March 04 2017 14:53 GMT

#29844

Nothing like a little Public Match-Making to make you feel murderous XD

SKN1995

Japan204 Posts

March 04 2017 14:53 GMT

#29845

It's actually beyond my comprehension how it is possible for almost every human being to be so absurdly stupid and toxic. Jesus.

schmitty9800

United States390 Posts

March 06 2017 18:01 GMT

#29846

no mid marked, PL as the 1 pos, and we have a necro/riki 4/5 I think. All of a sudden right before my last pick necro says "we need a supp" so I feel like I need to take skywrath, the only hero I can play who can both 2 and 5 pos. I end up solo safelaning, as our jungle Lycan says "I'd rather not come over". I get 3 kills alone in my lane but of course we lose.

On the other hand, it let me know that atos is useless if you'd not mid because you will only have like 5 mins of advantage before they get bkbs.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

March 07 2017 17:24 GMT

#29847

oh boy I love getting yelled at by my teammates for not doing x (in this case initiating as Legion). when i calmly try to encourage them to be patient and wait for better opportunities they keep yelling and cursing saying they will report me after game - at no point does it occur to them to try to listen to the guy who is 1.5k mmr above avg.

;( its actually just crazy how unwilling some people are to consider the possibility that they havent thought everything through

Murlox

France1699 Posts

March 07 2017 18:26 GMT

#29848

Yup and then you get called : "noob". And worst things, if you fancy responding a "lol".

By the guys who, generally, are 2-9 or something. This community sometimes, I wish I could see them, behind their screens. Would probably alleviate all frustration ever, to see the face of who is giving you shit. While dramatically failing himself, ofc.

Just had a couple of very nice games tho, with cooperative, fun and decent folks. In solo queue too. So there's hope indeed!

SKN1995

Japan204 Posts

March 08 2017 13:22 GMT

#29849

Such a sad reality that trying to convince your teammates not to tilt and not to trigger each other is more impactful for winning than focusing on your own game ;(

Today I played 1 game lasting 34 min. From min 1, 3 of my teammates were yelling at each other, flaming, threatening to feed, offlaner taking mid's rune instead of blocking his lane etc etc

I dont think I've ever worked so hard for 24 match making points - trying to calm them down, trying to convince them to focus on their own play, trying to make them see the self-interest of being overbearing... jesus 34 min and I am absolutely exhausted.

on the bright side, i think i played fine which is not always the case when trying to calm down 10 year-old kids while playing.

BlackPinkBoombayah

21 Posts

March 09 2017 15:39 GMT

#29850

+ Show Spoiler +

Match Making Gods sent me 4 assassins as a test of my green page worthiness.

I failed to carry my 0-3 TA, 0-4 OD, 1-8 Beast-master & 2-5 Treant. Shame on me.

Come to think of it, I must applaud the Match Making Gods for the sick Jebaited. Slark and Lone Druid were both banned leading me to hope the game might be good. Oh boy was I wrong. At least the game only lasted 17 min. As painful as it is to lose through no fault of your own, it would have been even more painful if the game had lasted long.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

March 10 2017 14:41 GMT

#29851

5.4k avg insanely far ahead controlling map but my team makes a few mistakes when we are pushing mid rax (at this point we had destroyed top rax) and suddenly game is insanely hard. seriously fuck playing against mistake-punishing lineups (in casu: alch bloodlust slark) with people who make mistakes.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

March 10 2017 15:24 GMT

#29852

yay i love it when games are over before they even start - where your 0-6 offlane necro has made sure it is completely irrelevant how well you play because the game is out of your control.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

March 10 2017 16:22 GMT

#29853

why am I wasting my life away like this

surely there are better ways to spend your time than relying on other people

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

March 10 2017 16:41 GMT

#29854

im done with mankind get me out

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

March 10 2017 23:19 GMT

#29855

Just when I think people can't get any worse, I disconnect level 1 as pudge to go run to the bathroom before the game. I come back to flesh heap skilled level 1. Thanks a lot dipshit who did that. Way to ruin the game.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

March 11 2017 00:30 GMT

#29856

So my bounty hunter goes deso/mkb and loses and flames me on SF saying SF is the worst carry, that bounty is a better carry. Takes my runes when I have bottle, flames, dies a lot, see he is 2-11 on this build in a 13 bounty hunter pick streak.

Maybe it's you. And maybe it's your retard friend you play every game with, who rushes aghs on AA but then farms creeps with it and never has it ready for a fight.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

March 11 2017 14:45 GMT

#29857

We get first blood, game is going well. Our mid invoker abadons 2 minutes in, game counts. We are now 4 v 5 vs a tinker, spectre, free farm midas jungle bloodseeker with one carry luna who can't stop dying.

YAY! First game of the day and I get a fucking unwinnable game cause of stupid shit beyond my control!

Murlox

France1699 Posts

March 12 2017 02:04 GMT

#29858

This game is great but the community is fucking out of this world. It's insane, literally. I feel like playing with 2 years old mentally challenged people at times.

I think I just lost 4 games in a row. They can't farm, they can't stay alive, they can't read the map, let's not even begin to think about itemization, they can just spam shit in the chat like "noob" and "feed", that's basically the extend of their vocabulary. And spam pings when they feed, "help", "report IDIOT", well I guess that's 5 words now.

I mean fuck, even an 4 years old can probably produce more advanced thoughts. What is up with this community? What does Dota do to people? Or is there a "retard only" label I missed?

Right now, just had a dude who had to leave to take a plane, during the pick phase. He doesn't abandon, just straight alt F4, sure. His friend lets us know. What do my beyond-belief team mates do? They fucking pause the game and wait for him.

Sure, let's wait one fucking week guys. I'm blown away.

Xxazn4lyfe51xX

United States976 Posts

March 13 2017 04:53 GMT

#29859

My 4.8k and 4.5k dual offlane clinkz + omniknight just lost to a 4.1k slark and a 4.2k CM dual safelane. They fed 20 kills combined over the course of a 30 minute game...

-30 boys...

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

March 17 2017 02:33 GMT

#29860

Enemy team, Lone Druid, Sniper, Lycan, Disruptor. I get fourth pick AM into this. Am goes, "they don't push that fast." Enemy team pushes and gets mega creeps at 25 minutes just like I said, cause we have 0 depush, 0 safelane supports to protect him.

Oh and his average Am game is 380 gpm and 1-6-2 score. FML. Very High Skilled my ass.