I don't know why some people play this game. Do they get high and just want to troll? Last game I randomed Razor, locked mid lane. Nobody contests it. The guy who picks last waits until he starts losing gold, picks invoker. He says nothing. I go to mid lane. He starts coming down mid lane 30 seconds in. Silence. Then. "Razor. RAZOR. I want mid."
No buddy, I locked it, bad luck. He stays in mid lane while I'm trying to last hit. Fine. Fuck you. I go to offlane. The cunt then decides the best items on Invoker, at 45 minutes, are two Nulls, a Euls, and a mystic staff.
Who the fuck are these people, and can we ban them?

PoulsenB

Poland7736 Posts

February 12 2017 12:05 GMT

#29802

whan my team are a bunch of assholes who feed relentlessly: https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2993522749

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

February 12 2017 19:27 GMT

#29803

When your storm spirit dies 3 times to lone druid mid by 7 minutes and abandons calling team trash. I really want DOTA Blacklist!!!!

fpivan15

United States63 Posts

February 13 2017 14:45 GMT

#29804

On February 13 2017 04:27 bdonballer wrote:
When your storm spirit dies 3 times to lone druid mid by 7 minutes and abandons calling team trash. I really want DOTA Blacklist!!!!

I know that feelings, bro!

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

February 13 2017 18:04 GMT

#29805

WHY IS DOTA NOT A 1N1 GAME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

TheTrenchTier

21 Posts

February 13 2017 23:21 GMT

#29806

Fucking Phantom Assassin and Slark are the dumbest shit ever. 6 minutes lvl 4 blur 50% evasion how the fuck does that make sense. Hurrrr durrrrr dark pact, purge off everything press r and heal to full health makes for a fun time unless you're a fucking superstar with amazing chainstuns. Fucking stupid shit in the game

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

February 13 2017 23:26 GMT

#29807

On February 14 2017 08:21 TheTrenchTier wrote:
Fucking Phantom Assassin and Slark are the dumbest shit ever. 6 minutes lvl 4 blur 50% evasion how the fuck does that make sense. Hurrrr durrrrr dark pact, purge off everything press r and heal to full health makes for a fun time unless you're a fucking superstar with amazing chainstuns. Fucking stupid shit in the game

Pretty sure level 25 ember spirit with infinite searing chains tops that. Not to mention perma hasted lone druid.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

February 14 2017 14:59 GMT

#29808

nothing like teamgames to make you want to murder people

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

February 14 2017 15:43 GMT

#29809

On February 13 2017 04:27 bdonballer wrote:
When your storm spirit dies 3 times to lone druid mid by 7 minutes and abandons calling team trash. I really want DOTA Blacklist!!!!

At least he had the decency to abandon. It's much worse to be stuck with trash allies in a long game you end up losing.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

February 14 2017 15:49 GMT

#29810

what is actually wrong with people

Buckyman

1364 Posts

February 14 2017 16:07 GMT

#29811

How am I supposed to deal with a 1v2 against a strong dual lane when I'm splitting XP with a support?

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

February 14 2017 18:57 GMT

#29812

ARHHHH

dear fellow human beings stop being so waste of life

PoulsenB

Poland7736 Posts

February 14 2017 19:00 GMT

#29813

my supp lion doesn't get blink and our safelane slardar is useless the whole game. 14-5-19 as OD and still lose game smh

PoulsenB

Poland7736 Posts

February 15 2017 16:56 GMT

#29814

trying my best as Luna, but team had other plans

https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2999912263

SKN1995

Japan204 Posts

February 15 2017 20:54 GMT

#29815

We're doing well securing early game advantage translating it into mid-game dominance. Dominance in every since way: we'd crush them 5v5, we can control any attempt of theirs to split with our lifestealer storm, etc, etc. Seems like a straightforward 25 min highground push with aegis the other team has no way of stopping, right?

WRONG team proceeds to overcommit and get caught and take bad fights and instead of 25 min stressfree game, it becomes a 60 min heartattack and headache inducing annoying frustrating fucking dumb shit pub. WELL DONE

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

February 16 2017 04:10 GMT

#29816

Why can't people pick good heros. Guy picks Windranger, hero is worthless, says "well i have a 55% winrate on windranger on 300 matches." I break it down, since patch 6.88f, you have a 20% winrate on 20 matches, no, she is not a good hero, stop saying she is and pick a god damn strong hero.

SKNielsen1989

174 Posts

February 16 2017 16:00 GMT

#29817

guy in enemy team choses to jungle Legion (major game losing low skill mistake #1), proceeds to rush shadow blade without boots against a 5 man lineup (major game losing low skill mistake #2) and is overall just a horrible player. how on earth does a braindead moron like that get to 5.5k how are people so unfathomly awful

oh and somehow he had the fucking audacity to flame his team even though they were playing less awfully than he was - what is wrong with people jesus

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

February 16 2017 20:10 GMT

#29818

On February 17 2017 01:00 SKNielsen1989 wrote:
guy in enemy team choses to jungle Legion (major game losing low skill mistake #1), proceeds to rush shadow blade without boots against a 5 man lineup (major game losing low skill mistake #2) and is overall just a horrible player. how on earth does a braindead moron like that get to 5.5k how are people so unfathomly awful

oh and somehow he had the fucking audacity to flame his team even though they were playing less awfully than he was - what is wrong with people jesus

Shadowblade legion is just so bad. After blink, okay positioning is key so I get it. But shadowblade first is so bad against even decent players that know one sentry counters your build. Then you are 30 minutes into the game with +10 dmg and are completely useless. Not to mention they never buy wards but are first to spam ->We need wards! and ->Well Played all game long.

elpeetwa

Australia46 Posts

February 16 2017 21:05 GMT

#29819

I made the mistake of playing while tilted, bad. Got communication banned and thrown in LP. Fair enough, I'll take my punishment.
But honestly, how the fuck is anyone meant to get out of low prio? My last three games I've had abandons and feeders. The last one, I had an Invoker, Wraith King and Drow on my team who after 36 minutes had 42, 44 and 26 cs. How do you get less than 1 cs a minute as Drow? Absolute assholes.
I was Sand King for the record, with just over 100 cs, went 4-6-19. God I hate the people who play this game sometimes.

MadeOfCotton

Germany28 Posts

February 18 2017 01:46 GMT

#29820

The absolute worst thing about this game is how people get so mad when you make a mistake. I'm playing on a bad connection and sometimes I miss spells or cant cast them because of that (and yes, also sometimes because I'm just bad). And people just dont shut up about it, as if they played flawless. Yea maybe I shouldn't play on a bad connection but I can't fix it and don't wanna give up dota. So please when someone makes a mistake just look the other way instead of tilting them and making them feel even more miserable. It's not so hard to just shut the fuck up. Vent here after the game if you have to.