Can someone please explain to me what goes through someones head when they decide to sell all their items then buy a rapier and feed it just because pushing highround isn't a walk in the park? How fucking messed up do you have to be to intentionally throw a game just because we have to be a little patient? If i could I would kill that piece of shit.

HellNino

France156 Posts

May 14 2016 23:56 GMT

#29123

Wow
Late night doto is stupid doto...
I just ran in circles in riki's ult and died, because I was looking for him after he disapeared when I had a gem...
Time to go to bed!

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

May 15 2016 07:15 GMT

#29124

it's good to check people's history cause if i see some retard smurf account with 5 games won out of the last 20 it's a guaranteed dodge

MaCRo.gg

Korea (South)860 Posts

May 15 2016 21:41 GMT

#29125

How to get out of 2k, have at least one support.
How to get out of 3k, have two supports.
How to get out of 4k, pick to win lanes.

I skill barely starts to factor in 3.5k+ people, stop picking cores when your team has 4 cores already.

DinoMight

United States3725 Posts

May 16 2016 14:15 GMT

#29126

On May 14 2016 18:03 Zexion wrote:
I love solo supporting a fucking brainless team who doesn't even try to communicate. It feels so great when I tryhard and they just sleep through the entire fucking game. That, and the fact that I'm the highest lvl as solo support. Fuck this game. Fuck this community.

And in second game, I have two people suiciding at min 0 rune, just to prevent alch from getting it. It's just that they feed Bristle two kills, and then proceed to go 0-8 in 7 mins.

Yeah. Fuck that. I play nothing but support and somehow every game my team is more brain dead than the last. Zero communication. Random YOLOing for no reason.

And when they get killed it's always your fault for some reason or another.

UGH.

Tachion

Canada8573 Posts

May 16 2016 17:13 GMT

#29127

I never get yelled at more on any hero than when I play Dazzle. People just expect me to be the saving grace for all their retarded initiations and engagements D:

DonDomingo

504 Posts

May 16 2016 21:25 GMT

#29128

Playing Tinker for the first time in a million years. Enemy mid is brain-dead so I acquire min 7 BoT. At min 25 Im 12-0 but my necro is 3-12, my venge 2-9, my luna 3-8. I love having to rely on other people =)

DonDomingo

504 Posts

May 16 2016 21:27 GMT

#29129

meant to edit

Half the Sky

Germany9029 Posts

May 16 2016 23:33 GMT

#29130

Trying for matchmaking late tonight and the counter keeps resetting at the six minute mark, no one in my city's channel can get into matchmaking and the compendium being advertised might be making people's fps lag. Not mine but I've been trying to solo queue for 30 minutes now and I can't even get in. Utterly annoyed.

FreakyDroid

Macedonia2616 Posts

May 16 2016 23:52 GMT

#29131

^ RMM not working for me too ..

Half the Sky

Germany9029 Posts

May 16 2016 23:52 GMT

#29132

And one hour later, none of the 1200 people in my channel, nor myself, nor anyone in any of the parties I'm seeing can get into any match, any mode, any server between the US and EU, ranked or unranked. Shambolic Valve.

Nevermind the fps drop the compendium update is causing.

nojok

France15845 Posts

May 17 2016 13:23 GMT

#29133

It happened to me several times, so one guy DC early and the game will be free to leave soon and the opponents start pausing in hope the other guy reconnects because they have an advantage. That's jsut so annyoing to waste some time like this and depressing at the same time, they play dota not for fun but for their mmr points. Wtf is wrong with you guys? I'm sure it's the same people who whine after random pick.

xAdra

Singapore1858 Posts

May 17 2016 15:09 GMT

#29134

Can we be transported back to 6.86 please.

Tinker meta is MUCH MUCH worse than OD/invoker meta.

Add on Spectre still being strong and you have an ultra mobile dual-core that's ridiculously frustrating to catch.

I know these heroes need to farm tons to be useful. Does not apply in pubs where your team loses mid and offlane simultaneously anyway, giving them free reign and free farm.

wuhan_clan

United States5609 Posts

May 17 2016 20:44 GMT

#29135

What do you do when 4 enemies are down and a T3 tower is exposed and you have Mass Serpent Wards up?
If you guessed "go to the jungle and farm", you would be correct.

nayumi

Australia6499 Posts

May 17 2016 23:03 GMT

#29136

first International recalibration game ... no one on my team wanted to support so i had to pick one because i'm just as nice... braindead jugg got free farm on the lane that I babysat but proceeded to dive tier 1 because he said and i quoted "i max'd blade fury so if we don't get kills we will lose" ... and he was trying to dive a sladar with sprint *facepalm* ... i repeatedly told him to fucking farm as he was halfway to his bf and you just can't fucking dive with a broadsword, brown boots and perseverance -____- ... but no ... he had to dive, had to feed and proceeded to delay his bf timing to 20+ mins... while sladar got waves under his tower, free kills and a blink on a hardlane where he had been zoned out for a good 3-4 mins by me BEFORE our jugg got bf... shit hit the fan from there on ... and it was my first game back from a solid 1 week break, and also my first abandon -________-

wuhan_clan

United States5609 Posts

May 18 2016 04:16 GMT

#29137

Seriously ... I don't know why the fuck I came back to Dota. No one knows how to play under 5k.

I'm support Ogre top zoning out offlane Slark and Venge with my OP 8 armor and OoV. So far so good but I see my Tiny mid goes quelling blade and still can't last hit. I sense enemy BH and Mirana mid go on him and but I get double kill on them at 2min in the game. I'm thinking the game is alright. Collect Invis rune and go bot. Should be another EZ kill except my Timber misses 2 chains in a row ... And because I left top lane, top feeds twice in the next few min. But thats nothing compared to my mid Tiny who still manages to go 0-5 to Mirana solo before min 15. Basically, whichever lane I'm not in is feeding. Can't stop the feed even if TP scrolls were 0 gold and no cd ...

PsychoticSoul

53 Posts

May 18 2016 08:45 GMT

#29138

Solo support veno for 5 consecutive games trying to do 250 seconds of slow quest. Incompetent teammates and low winrate hero picks (multiple meepos, lina, etc) for all 5 games.

as an example of incompetence, pudge somehow hooks a creep instead of the jungling troll warlord who is STANDING STILL.

the spectre i got on my team fed. the spectre on the enemy team in another game got fed all game.

I expect its abotu to be 6 straight as my team just picked razor, sniper, dark seer, and LC and my veno vs pudge, riki, dazzle, tide... and the only pub loser in their team is invo.

on my team only veno and dark seer are above 50%

Edit: actually somehow managed to win that game.... yay for dark seer helping me buy a million sentry wards.

Nilrem

United States3684 Posts

May 18 2016 11:55 GMT

#29139

2/3 for the shackle quest... their fountain about to go down, a shackle that should have worked did not work... FML...