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On May 15 2015 23:16 DinoMight wrote:
Why do people play on English servers to scream insults at us in Spanish all game long?
Like, if I didn't speak English, I would want to play on a server where people could understand me...
Not only that but when I typed to this guy back in Spanish (I know enough to play Dota) he didn't even reply.
Yea no clue why people can't stay in their own regions. Why play on a server where you know for a fact you will have high ping and ruin the game as a result? Makes no sense.
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How 3k MMR players counter broodmother: pick lonedruid. try to afk farm a radiance in the jungle. also bloodstone rush safelane DP.
also I wish people could stop picking fucking windrunner, they never do anything except feed.
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idk I can see why people who just don't give a fuck queue for every region to get the fastest possible game. I think it makes them dicks but it's an internally consistent position to hold if you genuinely don't care about game quality and just want to hit creeps.
The ones I don't understand are the guys who queue for Australia from like deep north China or something and then spend the whole game going "lag" "am lag" "omg lag yyyyy?"
Like, no shit, if you don't want to deal with lag maybe don't search a server you have 500 ping to.
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Go from winning mid to becoming food to enemy mid within five minutes because my team are just that fucking garbage.
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Gaben just blessed me folks. After all the QQ cries he has finally blessed me.
Log in to my 4.2k smurf (it's 1.5k below my main for reference) since I want to raise it to 5k. I put my thing on mid, and hover over Storm Spirit. Some 3.9k player insta picks Storm and says "lol newb you just got fucked". Watching 3k's play Storm is literally worse than killing myself so I'm kinda mad.
Enter the game and boom Gaben gives us "poor network conditions detected, it is safe to leave". Praise Gaben.
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On May 16 2015 17:05 TheEmulator wrote:
Gaben just blessed me folks. After all the QQ cries he has finally blessed me.
Log in to my 4.2k smurf (it's 1.5k below my main for reference) since I want to raise it to 5k. I put my thing on mid, and hover over Storm Spirit. Some 3.9k player insta picks Storm and says "lol newb you just got fucked". Watching 3k's play Storm is literally worse than killing myself so I'm kinda mad.
Enter the game and boom Gaben gives us "poor network conditions detected, it is safe to leave". Praise Gaben.
3,5k ember went mid and had 50 lasthits after 30minutes. of course he flames me (5,4k wyvern) and says that he always has idiots like me in his team who fuck up his game
i wasnt blessed by our savior  the games afterwards featured a 5,8k nyx that kept running into the same sentry wards, a pl that skipped doppelganger, got killed by a lvl 2 potm and abadoned the game, a guy who picked techies for safelane (and was really bad) and a qop that said she won mid and got a stellar 30min linkens as her first item
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QoP or Batrider pickers at 3k are probably the worst tho :p
Had a game yesterday where QoP was 1v1 vs Sniper mid, had level 6, had enough mana for ult + 2 bottle charges, Sniper was already at about 50% HP and, oh, QoP was invis standing right next to Sniper. Guess who died?
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Kill the pugna ward?
Please kill the pugna ward?
Hey in literally any of these fights could any of you attack the fucking pugna ward?
Hi this is your mid lina speaking could you kill the pugna ward if you want to win the game?
OK
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On May 16 2015 19:38 FHDH wrote:
Kill the pugna ward?
Please kill the pugna ward?
Hey in literally any of these fights could any of you attack the fucking pugna ward?
Hi this is your mid lina speaking could you kill the pugna ward if you want to win the game?
OK
Same goes for:
Tombstone. Tombstone. Tombstone. FOCUS THE DAMN TOMBSTONE!!!
Had a alchemist that thought it would be better to kill zombies to get his passive maxed than kill the tombstone. Where was the tombstone you may ask? Literally inside of our base behind raxs. Making life impossible to play a blink initiator.
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Disproportionate number of pentacore teams this week.
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On May 15 2015 23:16 DinoMight wrote:
Why do people play on English servers to scream insults at us in Spanish all game long?
Like, if I didn't speak English, I would want to play on a server where people could understand me...
Not only that but when I typed to this guy back in Spanish (I know enough to play Dota) he didn't even reply.
Fuckiing EU West getting games where more than half of 10 players are russians, in more than half of my games.
I dont even understand
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First 4 picks: Lifestealer, Tide, Tiny, Pudge.
Fifth pick? Sniper!
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Fuck 10 hero challenge. Every game there's some tool playing a hero they've never played before or apparently researched at all.
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On May 17 2015 23:27 iaretehnoob wrote:
First 4 picks: Lifestealer, Tide, Tiny, Pudge.
Fifth pick? Sniper!
Different persons, same shit next game. Just with a useless jungle LC instead of a useless jungle LS.
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On May 18 2015 02:26 iaretehnoob wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2015 23:27 iaretehnoob wrote:
First 4 picks: Lifestealer, Tide, Tiny, Pudge.
Fifth pick? Sniper! Different persons, same shit next game. Just with a useless jungle LC instead of a useless jungle LS.
Dear god Legion is already fucking garbage but jungle legion is like a whole new level of ass.
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What they said they'd do: Trilane top.
What they did: Axe / SD dual lane bottom and this:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HprdGd4.jpg)
into obvious "omg, our carry has no farm" 
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Fourth core jungle Alch and "support" techies who thinks mines are a replacement for wards ESPECIALLY against a fucking Medusa you need to keep down REALLY OUGHT TO HAVE LOST. They REALLY OUGHT TO HAVE. But somehow we made them not lose after like 80 minutes of Dota 2, probably because the enemy batrider abandoned.
But they SHOULD HAVE LOST. Now they think what they did was GOOD. It was NOT GOOD.
[e] Bonus: after a NINETY MINUTE game, actually, our Sniper (7-24-19) had Butterfly, Yasha, BoT, Mael. Ninety minutes.
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On May 18 2015 13:01 blobrus wrote:
This patch is awful.
Yes it is. I usually am a dedicated support player, but fuck it, if it's all just fight fight fight, I am spamming offlane Riki and have a 75% winrate with it now.
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Slark offlane first pick, OKfuck
Enemy team randomed a dirge! Nice OK guys we need strong lanes...
...no one gonna second pick, fine, I'll second pick mid lolz qop it is ok
Please don't pick OD safelane that's such a bad idea please don't do it pl -- ok.
Hey dude there is a dirge on the other team it's an EXTREMELY BAD IDEA for you to jungle LS, please don't do it our lane will get shit on PLEASE PLE...hey you where were you going to lane DEATH PROPHET? Oh good locked in LS
Abandon.
[e] PUB DUTIES RESPECTING THE MID:
[ ] Sidelanes not ferrying out every damn little thing to themselves
[ ] Courier being upgraded on time
[ ] Coming to mid to gank (LOL)
[ ] Wards
[ ] Counterwards when asked for
[X] PLEASE GANK OUR LANE PLEASE GANK OUR LANE PLEASE GANK OUR LANE. FUCK YOU NOOB MID NO GANKS BY 6 MINUTES EAT SHIT AND DIE
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