basically, invisible dragon = lots of map control

just lost a 83 minute long game because teammates are dumb, and enemy team was too afraid to actually ever get the fuck out of their base. Ember, Veno, Jakiro. Try breaking highground. Actually one of the worst games I've ever played.

rudimentalfeelthelov

Finland268 Posts

December 01 2014 00:23 GMT

#24628

I just played with the most disturbed guy I ever met. We played ability draft. Was 10 minutes in, we were leading like 9-2 in kills when he suddenly starts feeding himself and couriers. Someone asks him why he is doing this. He says its because we called him names. I check chat history, nobody wrote anything. We are doing fine, so we are completely ignoring him and he goes on a 20 minute monologue how he is not homosexual, be he would not mind being one, told us how terrible we are for hating the homosexuals and how we are all closet homosexuals and how he will get us all banned for communication abuse. I feel sorry for him.

SolarFlare93

Australia301 Posts

December 01 2014 03:24 GMT

#24629

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1061983596

Saltiest fucking ogre ever. Our Oracle does not hit good ultis at all and his item build is a joke. We lost so many kills because our supports refuse to buy Dust and use it at the wrong time. What the fuck were the cores doing? They have less fucking farm than me; what the fuck?

Darpa

Canada4413 Posts

December 01 2014 03:59 GMT

#24630

Start game all pumped to play.....Oh wait whats that?

4 stack... damn.... well Ill give it a try. Oh wait, 4 stack of south americans. Who only know how to do two things: write the word "noob" and ping the map.

God I hate this game sometimes.

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

December 01 2014 04:09 GMT

#24631

shadowblade meepo
nuff said
their am and void went 20-0 each while i went 7-5 for an ez not-win

Laserist

Turkey4269 Posts

December 01 2014 09:33 GMT

#24632

Got flamed to pick PL first, later mute the retard(he was a no contribution jungle LC). Than his friend (plays normal bracket solo, very high with the same retard) did absolutely nothing in lane to support me with skyw against necro. I lost the lane obviously but secure a few kills at other lanes.
The other team 5 man deathball onto us while mirana constantly dropping/lagging/feeding the game. We lost 5 towers in a row for playing 2v5 with mid silencer and me.

At the 2. creep wave I knew that the sky is the lower mmr friend of the flamer tard even though he didn't bother talking. MMR difference in ranked shouldn't be allowed by any means. I play Dota lesser and lesser nowadays and the community and the matchmaking is what keeps me away from the game.

Varth

United States426 Posts

December 01 2014 19:09 GMT

#24633

We have a 60minute slugfest, finally kill the other team + buybacks and we have our fed medusa, some support, and a very low hp ET with AC. The ET then backs despite us going for the throne saying he wants to extend the game, we get the throne to 500hp without him + AC. We then lose.... I had to stop playing dota for a few days after that

meta.p02

8 Posts

December 02 2014 03:24 GMT

#24634

I've lost count of the number of times people on my team refuse to push (even with pugna, dp, sniper etc.) then lose to several snowballing hard carries

Just had a game with Lina where we could never group up as 5 because there was constantly at least 1 member of our team dead (to LC ganks, Spec+PA ganks, being solo under the enemy tower etc.)

At least in Low Priority easy bots people actually listen when I tell them to push

bdonballer

United States408 Posts

December 02 2014 03:56 GMT

#24635

That asshole timbersaw who stayed in fountain after the first 15 minutes because things didn't go his way. He would leave the fountain to get xp every 4 minutes. What a fucking disgrace to the game. And he called the community terrible. What a fucking hypocrite. Hate those people the most.

Sorry had to vent.

the bear jew

United States3674 Posts

December 02 2014 05:55 GMT

#24636

Yay for more bad drafting. Last picking a pugna on a not super heavy deathball push strat, we are getting blown up by a core earthshaker, so of course he rushes an aghs. Flames me on tidehunter for losing my lane. I'm vs a farming earthshaker and jakiro. Of course I lose to that. I didn't feed, I got some last hits, you can't expect anything else without them tower diving which they were way too smart to do.

Half the Sky

Germany9029 Posts

December 02 2014 15:14 GMT

#24637

Queued USE with some of my US friends last night as a three stack. Two of us picked supports (I took Jakiro, mate took Treant) and our third friend took Viper. The Batrider went offlane and Troll went safelane with Treant and myself. Except halfway through laning, he went bottom lane - I don't know why - even though TP and I weren't taking any last hits, more trying to harrass enemy drow and earthshaker. Luckily the Drow was terrible and enemy Pudge mid was terrible and wound up feeding our Viper.

What was maddening was how Troll and Batrider were never in teamfights, BOTH were farming and Troll soloed Rosh twice, when they were too close to it. Worst part was how each were trying to split push instead of join the teamfight and each got caught out plenty of times. Teamfights were almost always 5v3, and it was maddening as I felt we had to work so much harder to get their t3s, whilst their getting our t3s was after we'd lost a teamfight because we were outnumbered. All three of us kept telling them to help us push/teamfight but to no avail.

Worst part is that I tried speaking in English and Spanish to them with no response. Post-game, they started spewing a bunch of Cyrillic characters. Figures.

BlitzerSC

Italy8800 Posts

December 02 2014 16:08 GMT

#24638

I love how this game starts matching you with complete retards as soon as you start winning games. I fucking love it.
Lost 600 mmr AGAIN.

Natharion

Poland6 Posts

December 02 2014 16:38 GMT

#24639

The very last pick decides he's not going to play second support "because he already played one last game". Instead goes to woods while enemies put up aggresive trilane Axe+Broodmother+Drow.

Enough said, he didn't farm shit as his jungle was quickly seized. T3 push before 12 minutes into the game. We ended up being carried by a Lone Druid who didn't skill Spirit Bear until level 9.

Russian server will never cease to amaze me.

KelsierSC

United Kingdom10443 Posts

December 02 2014 17:17 GMT

#24640

HOW DOES PUDGE LOSE MID TO PA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no ganks just feeds, it doesn't make sense