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On August 21 2014 20:04 FreeZer wrote:
I hate the "-erino" suffix and "Kappa" so much. And I hate that 90% of the people using it have no idea what they're typing they just want to be a part of the twitch chat entity. "Yeah if I add "-erino" to my word and type Kappa afterwards I'm awesome."And I hate that it's infesting ingame chat.
I cannot stand that suffix either, absolutely hate it, and most of my US East friends use it and I'm thinking, this must be an American thing, but sadly I was wrong...
My gripe was a game last night where on US East, two Peruvians playing as Balanar and BB took top lane despite the two of us supports (I was Jakiro, second support was Venge) saying the lanes were screwed, Luna was going offlane but I told her go mid. I chewed out both Balanar and BB in Spanish saying that one needed to switch with Luna (who was up against Pudge mid) or one of us. Venge still tried to help them harrass, and I wound up solo offlane as Jakiro against an enemy DK and Centaur - yes, opposing lanes were also bad (their Pudge was mid, but SF and Tide were offlane) too.
Guess which lane fed? Not me solo off, and not our mid (although she had zero rune control, so that didn't help). Worst part was that Balanar tells me in Spanish that supports should stay in the hard lane because they don't need the gold.
Infuriating. I should have played ranked last night...
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Put my portrait on the offlane, select wind. I call offlane.
A fucking retard picks DS. I go support.
I do absolutly nothing. And the DS is a pure piece of shit who can't even vacuum wall properly.
Having to support as wind is miserable.
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Watching an Axe on my team missing dunks over and over again make me feel sad. Axe players could do something as simple as setting the "HP per block on the HP bar" command to 250 HP (the kill threshold for level 1 Culling Blade) and once the enemy hero is down to their last block, you use Culling Blade - bam. Never miss a dunk ever again. Also very useful when trying to KS with big nukes.
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We go 5 man smoke gank before horn blows, don't find anyone. Tide is a bit late with putting ward. Our WK rages, feeds first blood and then abandons. What. The. Fuck? How can you be that mad over a thing like that?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198137072731/
I've never done this, but this guy needs to get exposed. His current nickname is 슈퍼키드
Don't ever play with this guy.
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First game Abaddon goes offlane with boots first and complains that he doesnt have enough regeneration against a safelane weaver. Goes into the jungle and afk farms and becomes useless. Second game another offlane Abaddon goes against trilane feeds the enemy teams carry. In general fck offlane Abaddons, and for some reason they like going vlads first item.
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On August 22 2014 05:41 Zexion wrote:We go 5 man smoke gank before horn blows, don't find anyone. Tide is a bit late with putting ward. Our WK rages, feeds first blood and then abandons. What. The. Fuck? How can you be that mad over a thing like that? http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198137072731/I've never done this, but this guy needs to get exposed. His current nickname is 슈퍼키드 Don't ever play with this guy.
unfortunately it only helps a little, as the accounts are probably smurfs
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/848795119 -
Nickname: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (bristleback, yeah the nickname says it all huh?)
One win from getting my lost mmr back for today and I end up this guy who queues CM for some reason, says "qop or feed". Doesn't get her, then says "swap or feed", while not saying who he wants. Then he proceeds to go retard mode, stealing bottle from our puck and giving it to enemy tinker and stuff like that.
Then he says things like, "I'm just having fun" (I don't give a shit, I'm so cool" while also saying "the draft was shit, I would try if it wasn't retarded", bla bla bla. It's both sad and hilarious really. Mostly hilarious. I didn't think a person like that existed on this earth. The team took it pretty well though. No one raged. Game was lost. GG go next.
And also, I have gone from 4250 to 4050 only today because of games like this, or where someone lags/disconnects/ragequits after first blood. + Show Spoiler +:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D:D :D :D :D :D
I will never get to 5k 
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Still stuck at 3100 range mmr. Get wonderful captain that drafts 0 real carries vs a team with 3 and drafts 4 int heros to boot. Then it gets followed up by the captain that picks team with huge cooldown team fight ults vs an aggressive push team that is cool down independent. Yeah, tonight was not a good night. Even wins weren't good with people abandoning after feeding 10 courriers.
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Tinker, tinker, tinker.
Heavy like rock, melty like butter.
Friendly or foe, always a ruiner.
Finishes boots while team bleeds for free,
Never cares, he farms from the trees.
K-D-A, his lust so blatant
Needs a mount'n of gold because "m-muh Dagon!"
Among pubs, sticks out like a sore thumb
Hang the smelly, dumb tinker scum!
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/849426591
Dunno what happened. Looked at Bloodseeker's item progression & Skywrath. I asked them to buy diffusal + survivability items. Nope. Let's build a 60 minute shadow blade because you know, we still need to gank. Also the other team kept fucking whining over and over again holy shit.
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On August 22 2014 19:34 SolarFlare93 wrote:http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/849426591Dunno what happened. Looked at Bloodseeker's item progression & Skywrath. I asked them to buy diffusal + survivability items. Nope. Let's build a 60 minute shadow blade because you know, we still need to gank. Also the other team kept fucking whining over and over again holy shit.
rofl I would be bitching even more if I was on the other team where not one person build a bkb against double eblade, skywrath etc
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people should just stop trying to go trilane in a pub. It never works out, you don't know how to do it and then the game is fucked because the lanes are shit. Please. Stop doing it.
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On August 22 2014 19:34 SolarFlare93 wrote:http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/849426591Dunno what happened. Looked at Bloodseeker's item progression & Skywrath. I asked them to buy diffusal + survivability items. Nope. Let's build a 60 minute shadow blade because you know, we still need to gank. Also the other team kept fucking whining over and over again holy shit.
Oh god... I've been in throwtastic pubs before, but losing a 40k lead... I'm truly sorry you had to experience that
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Last pick (repick actually) mid sniper who rushes blink...
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Went 6-1 in hard lane gyro with axe(axe was 0-5 because he stayed under tower after we got kills). Proceed getting more kills but eventually playing 1v3 and worse cases game extends until their cores and cancer tinker geared up. Brood 1v2 and took tower very early against drow + undi and eventually axe. Mid magnus was good except he blew "all" his ulties to single targets to grab kills. From the graphs, it looks like an even game but the player profile difference is fucking huge, it is not enjoyable in one bit.
Another game I out cs'ed(60+ cs minimum) everyone in the match, got highest kills(19 against 18 enemy tinker), come from hard lane , got first blood and lose eventually.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/848784912
I'd have won the game very very easily if the other lanes("safe" lane and mid) at least stay on par and not lose terribly.
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On August 22 2014 20:43 DavoS wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2014 19:34 SolarFlare93 wrote:http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/849426591Dunno what happened. Looked at Bloodseeker's item progression & Skywrath. I asked them to buy diffusal + survivability items. Nope. Let's build a 60 minute shadow blade because you know, we still need to gank. Also the other team kept fucking whining over and over again holy shit. Oh god... I've been in throwtastic pubs before, but losing a 40k lead... I'm truly sorry you had to experience that
ROFL I was talking to my friend who was the morphling. "I think we fucking lost" when I saw our team's items and I knew their late game was superior to ours.
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I'm unsure as to what god I've angered that he has struck me with such a loss streak
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On August 20 2014 12:23 suicideyear wrote:
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Dota dream.
I have a dream that one day this game will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all pudge players are subhuman fucktrash wastes of the finite resources of gaia's green earth."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of US East, the sons of former feeders and the sons of fed carries will be able to queue up together at ranked without retarded pudge players ruining the game with their stupid fucking failed dendi mimicry.
I have a dream that one day even the state of US West, a server sweltering with the heat of lag spikes, sweltering with the heat of no one speaking the same language, will be transformed into an oasis free of pudge players trying to fucking spam rot versus necrolyte maxing heartstopper aura and then spamming "shit team" when he dies for the third time in the same manner.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the number of their MMR but by the content of their pudge-free Most Successful Heroes tab.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in South America, with its vicious peruvians, with its best player Smash having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Lima little rat kid children and people playing via the original WC3 client will be able to join hands with little decent players and people who don't pick fucking pudge as sisters and brothers. "ME PUDGE ME PUDGE MID SHIT TEAM NO HELP" gone, forever and ever.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every person who picks pudge and is a fucking moron is forcibly sterilized, and that we do away with every game where you're the single support while the 4 carries on your team are too busy typing insults to last hit, where i don't miss 5 attacks to high ground in a row, and the crooked 2k mmr trench will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lycan getting bashed endlessly while trying to solo roshan with brown boots and no vlads shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to low priority queue with. Amen.
So I shouldn't pick Pudge then? Pity, he seems like fun...
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How am I supposed to "learn from a loss" where 10 mins in me and the other support have 8 kills (level 1 fb double kill on safelane) and our solo mid is not even 6 and died 4 times?
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On August 23 2014 05:38 Drozeisnotmyname wrote:Show nested quote +On August 20 2014 12:23 suicideyear wrote:
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Dota dream.
I have a dream that one day this game will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all pudge players are subhuman fucktrash wastes of the finite resources of gaia's green earth."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of US East, the sons of former feeders and the sons of fed carries will be able to queue up together at ranked without retarded pudge players ruining the game with their stupid fucking failed dendi mimicry.
I have a dream that one day even the state of US West, a server sweltering with the heat of lag spikes, sweltering with the heat of no one speaking the same language, will be transformed into an oasis free of pudge players trying to fucking spam rot versus necrolyte maxing heartstopper aura and then spamming "shit team" when he dies for the third time in the same manner.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the number of their MMR but by the content of their pudge-free Most Successful Heroes tab.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day, down in South America, with its vicious peruvians, with its best player Smash having his lips dripping with the words of "interposition" and "nullification" -- one day right there in Lima little rat kid children and people playing via the original WC3 client will be able to join hands with little decent players and people who don't pick fucking pudge as sisters and brothers. "ME PUDGE ME PUDGE MID SHIT TEAM NO HELP" gone, forever and ever.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every person who picks pudge and is a fucking moron is forcibly sterilized, and that we do away with every game where you're the single support while the 4 carries on your team are too busy typing insults to last hit, where i don't miss 5 attacks to high ground in a row, and the crooked 2k mmr trench will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lycan getting bashed endlessly while trying to solo roshan with brown boots and no vlads shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."
This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to low priority queue with. Amen. So I shouldn't pick Pudge then? Pity, he seems like fun...
i mean you have a tinker flair, you're already too far gone, just do whatever.
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