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Please remember that while this thread is for QQ and venting about the game, racism is not tolerated here on LD.

Trustworthy-Tony

Tanzania187 Posts

July 30 2014 15:31 GMT

#22461

dota might be worth playing if it were a single player game or if by some miracle there were allies worth playing with as for now fuck this cancer im done

hooahah

3752 Posts

July 30 2014 16:23 GMT

#22462

On July 30 2014 22:55 rudimentalfeelthelov wrote:
So we are 30k exp behind and my teammates do nothing but flame each other. I decide to help the other team win faster by selling all my items and buying rapier. 4 minutes later we win qq rapier imba

submit it for dotacinema or some shit

Plansix

United States60190 Posts

July 30 2014 16:26 GMT

#22463

There is nothing worse than the sinking feeling when you see your offlaner pick weaver into a team with Slardar and says "don't worry, I'll get linkens". 4v5 dota is the hardest dota.

Fumanchu

Canada669 Posts

July 30 2014 16:35 GMT

#22464

On July 30 2014 03:27 Aerisky wrote:
try to find people to play with! makes the game a lot better, whether it's friends you know irl or whom you meet queuing and you guys mutually like each other!

and maybe play ranked or something c:

More like try to find people of equal skill to play with. I play with my friends, and while irl I love them to death, in this game they act friggin retarded. Now twice a week I play with some really nice people who frustrate me every game.

nojok

France15846 Posts

July 30 2014 16:35 GMT

#22465

Fuck tinker, either he's good and ruins the game either he's bad and he still ruins the game, it does not matter on which side he is.

blobrus

4297 Posts

July 30 2014 18:22 GMT

#22466

4 games in the last 2 days absolutely ruined by players who can't play on servers designed for them. It's inevitable that these players also wait until the very last second to pick a hero that does not fit into the team composition at all.

126Q;A1

Sweden517 Posts

July 30 2014 21:26 GMT

#22467

Today I got awarded a loss for a game we (would have) won. One in our team disconnects and later gets an abandon and at 50 mins I get connection issues and disconnect. I reconnect only to see that several other players on both teams have also disconnected - after a few seconds I get disconnected again and can no longer reconnect (I just see the Find Match button as usual).

Here's the game: http://dotabuff.com/matches/807459143. It was very much, de facto, over and had been for some time. Anyone else had this happen, or know if you can "protest" against such a ruling? RMM is bad enough without this kind of shit happening.

Random()

Kyrgyz Republic1462 Posts

July 30 2014 21:50 GMT

#22468

+0 points for three won games because servers crashed. Of course they didn't crash when we were losing. Thank you gaben!

ROOTdrewbie

Canada1392 Posts

July 30 2014 23:50 GMT

#22469

wow this game i just played, every shitty stereotype, everything i fear that will happen to me when i press "find match" just came true.

i got a couple nice furion items, wanted to practice him offlane a few games and look sexy, so i highlight furion and select offlane, and write solo offlane pls right as the game starts, i pick with about 15 seconds left and i'm not really paying attention to anything in game yet.

so our lineup is sniper safelane, sand king support, pudge middle, and of course, at the last second, this guy picks timbersaw and says to me in broken english "furion jungle?" or something along those lines.

the pudge of course happens to be muted and starts spamming chat wheel shit constantly all game, while the SK is talking on his mic about how much he wants to win and hes going to "give" me 3 of the 5 dire jungle camps because hes going to darude it up for a fast blink, and he wants me to help him with wards. i tell him to buy wards as i'm motherfucking furion and i'm pissed cuz this guy stole my lane, but of course he refuses to buy wards or upgrade courier.

so the game starts, we have no wards, timbersaw proceeds to die 3 times in 5 minutes to mirana/bane supporting a spectre. (you know whos really good against mirana bane? FUCKING NATURES PROPHET IS FOR FUCKS SAKE)

the pudge is meanwhile continually spamming "We need wards." on chat wheel and i decided to mute the SK because he would not shut the fuck up on his mic while he was daruding it up in the jungle.

pudge managed to kill pugna once, and then when pugna comes back mid I tp in and sprout the pugna and pudge hooks him for an easy kill. then pudge rotates bottom and he comes through the trees and tower dives, hes about to kill this bane for free though, and timbersaw is jumping on a spectre that has 200 hp when..... of course.... PUDGE DISCONNECTS AND DIES TO TOWER.

so pudge died, the spectre has like 5 kills now, we still have 0 wards, and sniper has died a couple times (i think their pugna mid rotated with the top rune) + centaur(their offlane) ulted and ran in while darude is daruding at the hard camp 5 feet away does nothing.

then pudge starts feeding couriers of course, thankfully the other team ended sort of fast, twas a very sad and enraging game, thank you for reading my story QQ thread it is very therapeutic

BigO

Sweden956 Posts

July 31 2014 01:14 GMT

#22470

First game of the day, someone randoms Medusa and proceeds to go the Linkens+Manta+Skadi build of uselessness. We had no damage from her at all and game was lost to a farmed Anti-fun. Second game, a veno+drow stack managed to die to a Void 20 times in 22 mins and still blames the team for the loss, some people I will never understand.

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

July 31 2014 02:38 GMT

#22471

I wish bkb read 190 health instead of 10 str. I'd get it on every agi hero immediately. D:

Vaelone

Finland4400 Posts

July 31 2014 02:51 GMT

#22472

http://dotabuff.com/matches/807735822

PL+KotL lose lane to solo Axe, PL feeds hard and shouts on mic on some mongoloid language all game.

Still win at end because PL starts killing towers eventually, which rest of our heroes just couldn't do. Got the biggest headache from todays games.

r_con

United States824 Posts

July 31 2014 07:28 GMT

#22473

i was in a tryhard mood and want to get my mmr higher, so i was convincing people to pick lich for my lich lone druid offlane thing i do, i don't think people are very smart, ive never seen people be so shit at something so fucking simple. litterally all you have to do is sac out of creep range and nuke people and walk past the creep wave cause we have massive advantage, but instead you are fucking retarded and play as if the 25 percent health fucking pa and 40 percent health necroare gonna kill a lone druid and lich that are 2 level ahead of them and at full health, holy shit. my 2.5k fucking friend can do this simple strat almost fucking perfectly and your dumb ass has trouble looking at a god damn minimap and figuring out aggro tricks, its fucking retarded. i did this 4 times in a row, people are fucking stupid, holy shit did i abandon, and its hilarious, i met a 2k player in low prio that manages to do this SIMPLE as fuck strat when fucking 4.5ks are struggling to understand how it is supposed to work. Fuck people are stupid

PoulsenB

Poland7736 Posts

July 31 2014 09:11 GMT

#22474

All pick. My team picks a support, an offlaner, a mid and a jungler. Nice, I finally can play a safelane carry. I pick Luna (one of my fav heroes) and go to lane. But for some reason our support goes to the offlane with his buddy and I end up alone against a dual lane with Shaker and Morph iirc, getting no farm whatsoever. After like 5 minutes Enchantress leaves jungle and joins me in lane... and starts autoattacking the creeps and stealing farm. I fall behind and feed like 5 deaths in early game. We still won and I finally got some farm and items, but was too far behind to have any sort of impact.

Terrorbladder

2746 Posts

July 31 2014 10:36 GMT

#22475

Jesus Christ, Void nerf when? TI4 gives us an influx of void pickers, cancerous as fuck

SilverSkyLark

Philippines8437 Posts

July 31 2014 10:37 GMT

#22476

2 games with a friend of mine with lower rank than I do since he stopped playing while I continued playing. He usually plays warlock.

Game 1, he wanted to play Viper. He didn't farm fast enough. GG.

http://dotabuff.com/matches/808063435
Game 2. He autopicks Jakiro. I start to tell the team to get carries (and mid duh) since we will dual roam IN ENGLISH. Someone gets Sven, sure Sven's a crappy carry but why not, we're in low rank games anyway. I pick Venge to dual roam with Jakiro, then the team gets Slardar and Anti-Mage and they both go offlane. WHAT THE FUCK. WHY. They even told my friend to go mid and that I should do solo roam. WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE IN RECENT MEMORY HAVE YOU SEEN A VENGE SOLO ROAM? HUH? And our Slardar blamed me, yeah, blame the fucking support. I'm so sorry you can't play Slardar offlane properly. I'm sorry you even picked Slardar when Sven called safelane and we called dual roaming support. I'm sorry you couldn't even think that we needed an offlane carry and a mid carry. I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid to understand how laning works and that not every hero can go to the lane you wish.

The Slardar didn't even know that Jakiro was a support. Our slardar didn't even know that teams are composed of 2 carries, an initiator/tank, and 2 supports and called me a noob for saying that teams have 2 supports and 2 carries. Joke is on you you fucking inbred retard.

I FUCKING HATE DOTA PLAYERS WHO DO NOT HAVE FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH.

Worst part? I had a gut feel he was a pinoy, those typical 12 year olds who go straight to the computer shops after their classes.

I don't care if you play bad, just don't fucking start blaming your team when you don't know shit about competitive dota and own up to your mistakes.

Alexc26

United Kingdom222 Posts

July 31 2014 10:43 GMT

#22477

The bloody Valve servers buggering up last night cost us the game, throughout the game people were constantly Dcing, then towards the end, 4 of my team DC and can't reconnect, and 2 of their team DC, it leaves their Sniper, Viper and Enigma, against me, an Omniknight, needless to say they just pushed mid, got the towers, rax and ancient, and there was nothing I could do at all.

We could have won that no doubt if it was 5v5 as well, first 15 minutes were going great.