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Coal
Profile Joined July 2011
Sweden1535 Posts
January 15 2012 13:45 GMT
#621
On January 15 2012 22:35 Blasterion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 22:33 Sickkiee wrote:
Out of curiosity, is his girlfriend Korean..? Is she hot?

No his girlfriend is white, teaching I believe English in Korea


So she's not hot?
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
January 15 2012 13:54 GMT
#622
On January 15 2012 22:45 Coal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 22:35 Blasterion wrote:
On January 15 2012 22:33 Sickkiee wrote:
Out of curiosity, is his girlfriend Korean..? Is she hot?

No his girlfriend is white, teaching I believe English in Korea


So she's not hot?

Since that's a subjective term I didn't answer that but I think she's fairly good looking
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
Gaius Baltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States449 Posts
January 15 2012 13:57 GMT
#623
Thank Flash like she was spared the Artosis schnoz

Here's hoping she inherits everything else from her wonderful father, congratulations Artosis!
Man with a Plan
Profile Joined January 2012
United States401 Posts
January 15 2012 14:02 GMT
#624
Gratz Artosis!

Also Im confuse. Shouldnt the title be "HAS", instead of "had". Even "just had" will do. "Had" implies that it is dead already.
Also isnt there two threads on this topic, this one and this http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=282450
Yo!
Butcherski
Profile Joined April 2010
Poland446 Posts
January 15 2012 14:10 GMT
#625
Wow i didnt even know Artosis was pregnant ! How curious
"Well Tasteless, i once met a three-toed sloth with good marauder control " - Artosis
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
January 15 2012 14:19 GMT
#626
Fetosis is now...,..babytosis? Artwosis? Nestea's teddy bear?
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Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
January 15 2012 14:19 GMT
#627
On January 15 2012 23:10 Butcherski wrote:
Wow i didnt even know Artosis was pregnant ! How curious

Hahahhahahahahahahahahah

Hahah
Lol.
You win the thread
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50639 Posts
January 15 2012 15:39 GMT
#628
On January 15 2012 23:19 Bippzy wrote:
Fetosis is now...,..babytosis? Artwosis? Nestea's teddy bear?


her name is aria.
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Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
January 15 2012 15:43 GMT
#629
On January 15 2012 23:19 Bippzy wrote:
Fetosis is now...,..babytosis? Artwosis? Nestea's teddy bear?


last one: ewwwwwwwwwww.
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
SgtCoDFish
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United Kingdom1520 Posts
January 15 2012 16:18 GMT
#630
On January 16 2012 00:39 BLinD-RawR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 23:19 Bippzy wrote:
Fetosis is now...,..babytosis? Artwosis? Nestea's teddy bear?


her name is aria.


Ariatosis, obviously.
Miltonkram
Profile Joined December 2011
United States310 Posts
January 16 2012 02:29 GMT
#631
Congratulations Artosis!

Just for the record, babytosis is already OP.
Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
January 16 2012 02:30 GMT
#632
congratz!
<3 Moonbattles
justsayinbro
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
307 Posts
January 16 2012 03:31 GMT
#633
Grats dan! Hopefully since both parents have a promising careers in Korea and bright future of the girl in Korea for path of pro gamer or kpop star, I really hope they stay in Korea so Artois can do his thang.
StimilantE
Profile Joined November 2011
61 Posts
January 16 2012 03:32 GMT
#634
congrats artosis!
AnDa1120
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada472 Posts
January 16 2012 03:33 GMT
#635
Congrats Artosis! ♥
http://www.twitch.tv/area51_anda | @ahandyhoang | areaAnDa.751 | Terran | NaDa ♥
LimitSEA
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia9580 Posts
January 16 2012 03:35 GMT
#636
On January 16 2012 01:18 SgtCoDFish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 16 2012 00:39 BLinD-RawR wrote:
On January 15 2012 23:19 Bippzy wrote:
Fetosis is now...,..babytosis? Artwosis? Nestea's teddy bear?


her name is aria.


Ariatosis, obviously.

Yes! Ariatosis! That's it, that's perfect~
Long live the King of Wings
Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 16 2012 03:36 GMT
#637
hard to believe artosis is growing up and having a kid!
Son of Gnome
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States777 Posts
January 16 2012 03:54 GMT
#638
On January 15 2012 22:24 sharky246 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 21:04 Son of Gnome wrote:
On January 15 2012 20:27 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


I didn't say its morally wrong.
It's just a satirical joke. Hence the incomplete word followed by 'nevermind'.

Correct me im wrong but the definition of satire is: irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
What is the folly, vice, or stupidity you are satirizing? I can't find any I can only see a jerk making a rude comment.


dude the joke is just a few words. If you don't get it, then you don't get it.

what is there to get... You made an off color rude comment that wasn't funny, I dont see the joke in it
Whatever happens, happens
Polemos
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States160 Posts
January 16 2012 03:59 GMT
#639
congrats dadtosis <33333333333333
It is better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you are not.
babybell
Profile Joined June 2011
776 Posts
January 16 2012 04:00 GMT
#640
Someone just download the thread so The Mighty Offspring aka Iwanttofartosis can see when he grows up how many people were hyped about his birth lol.
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