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sharky246
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1197 Posts
January 15 2012 11:27 GMT
#601
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


I didn't say its morally wrong.
It's just a satirical joke. Hence the incomplete word followed by 'nevermind'.
On January 03 2011 13:14 IdrA wrote: being high on the ladder doesnt get you any closer to your goal. Avoiding practice to protect your rating is absurd. If you want to be good go play 40 games a day and stop thinking about becoming a pro.
Murmeln
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden185 Posts
January 15 2012 11:30 GMT
#602
Gratz!
"The world is a mess and I just need to rule it"
WeirdDog
Profile Joined September 2011
7 Posts
January 15 2012 11:39 GMT
#603
DjWheat came up with a good nickname, ArTWOsis!
Have a wonderful life with your family Artosis!!
MandoRelease
Profile Joined October 2010
France374 Posts
January 15 2012 11:43 GMT
#604
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


He never said there was something wrong. What he almost said is true btw, what's the big deal ?
When you play the game of drones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground. Huge IMLosirA fan.
WArped
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom4845 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-15 11:49:32
January 15 2012 11:48 GMT
#605
Not sure if it's been posted. Picture with Dan and his daughter, tweeted by Hwanni.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Valckrie
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom533 Posts
January 15 2012 12:00 GMT
#606
Very happy for him!
Fear is a 4 letter word. Why be afraid?
Son of Gnome
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States777 Posts
January 15 2012 12:04 GMT
#607
On January 15 2012 20:27 sharky246 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


I didn't say its morally wrong.
It's just a satirical joke. Hence the incomplete word followed by 'nevermind'.

Correct me im wrong but the definition of satire is: irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
What is the folly, vice, or stupidity you are satirizing? I can't find any I can only see a jerk making a rude comment.
Whatever happens, happens
Son of Gnome
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States777 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-15 12:05:16
January 15 2012 12:05 GMT
#608
On January 15 2012 20:43 MandoRelease wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


He never said there was something wrong. What he almost said is true btw, what's the big deal ?

It was extremely rude and completely uncalled for thats the big deal.
Whatever happens, happens
Velocirapture
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States983 Posts
January 15 2012 12:14 GMT
#609
On January 15 2012 20:48 WArped wrote:
Not sure if it's been posted. Picture with Dan and his daughter, tweeted by Hwanni.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



She has a lot of hair

Grats artosis, it will be a big adjustment but I have no doubt that you are equal to the challenge.
Blondinbengt
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden578 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-01-15 12:14:35
January 15 2012 12:14 GMT
#610
On January 15 2012 21:05 Son of Gnome wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 20:43 MandoRelease wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


He never said there was something wrong. What he almost said is true btw, what's the big deal ?

It was extremely rude and completely uncalled for thats the big deal.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't bastard simply an old word for a child born outside of marriage? And the only reason why it was/is considered an insult is because being born outside of marriage used to be considered something bad/shameful?

I mean, my parents were never married and if anyone called me a bastard my reaction would be something along the lines of, ''Yes, so what?'', so I don't get were the rudeness comes in, the only way I could see someone taking that as an insult would be if they themselves did in fact consider it shameful to be born outside of marriage.

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple.
Focuspants
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada780 Posts
January 15 2012 12:22 GMT
#611
On January 15 2012 21:14 Blondinbengt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 21:05 Son of Gnome wrote:
On January 15 2012 20:43 MandoRelease wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


He never said there was something wrong. What he almost said is true btw, what's the big deal ?

It was extremely rude and completely uncalled for thats the big deal.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't bastard simply an old word for a child born outside of marriage? And the only reason why it was/is considered an insult is because being born outside of marriage used to be considered something bad/shameful?

I mean, my parents were never married and if anyone called me a bastard my reaction would be something along the lines of, ''Yes, so what?'', so I don't get were the rudeness comes in, the only way I could see someone taking that as an insult would be if they themselves did in fact consider it shameful to be born outside of marriage.

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple.


Nobody wants to debate with you guys in this thread. Whos first reaction to someone having a baby is to start cracking bastard jokes. Get a life.

gratz Artosis and Artosis' lady. All the best!
Haustka
Profile Joined August 2010
United States221 Posts
January 15 2012 12:35 GMT
#612
my dear god this is truly one of the most epic day of homo sapiens species
Artosis jr will be the sickest nerd anybody will ever witness
Power of Human Will
Samurai-
Profile Joined May 2008
Slovenia2035 Posts
January 15 2012 12:45 GMT
#613
relax guys, sharky was just kidding, it was funny to me and i laughed, and son of gnome, dont take everything so serious...
One ring, to rule them all!
MrTortoise
Profile Joined January 2011
1388 Posts
January 15 2012 13:20 GMT
#614
lol @ artwosis

genius

Artosis:
If i knew you id buy you a drink, in fact lots of drinks for so many reasons.
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
January 15 2012 13:23 GMT
#615
On January 15 2012 20:48 WArped wrote:
Not sure if it's been posted. Picture with Dan and his daughter, tweeted by Hwanni.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]



D'awwwwwww

So cute :D
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sharky246
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1197 Posts
January 15 2012 13:24 GMT
#616
On January 15 2012 21:04 Son of Gnome wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2012 20:27 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:52 dcemuser wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:18 sharky246 wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:04 Erionn wrote:
On January 15 2012 19:03 sharky246 wrote:
Is artosis married?

He has a girlfriend.


So his baby is a ba...
... nevermind.


This isn't the 15th century. There is nothing morally wrong with having children before marriage as long as the two are responsible adults.


I didn't say its morally wrong.
It's just a satirical joke. Hence the incomplete word followed by 'nevermind'.

Correct me im wrong but the definition of satire is: irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.
What is the folly, vice, or stupidity you are satirizing? I can't find any I can only see a jerk making a rude comment.


dude the joke is just a few words. If you don't get it, then you don't get it.
On January 03 2011 13:14 IdrA wrote: being high on the ladder doesnt get you any closer to your goal. Avoiding practice to protect your rating is absurd. If you want to be good go play 40 games a day and stop thinking about becoming a pro.
Sickkiee
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Japan607 Posts
January 15 2012 13:33 GMT
#617
Out of curiosity, is his girlfriend Korean..? Is she hot?
Lifes too short to be small.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
January 15 2012 13:35 GMT
#618
On January 15 2012 22:33 Sickkiee wrote:
Out of curiosity, is his girlfriend Korean..? Is she hot?

No his girlfriend is white, teaching I believe English in Korea
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
Reap_
Profile Joined September 2011
Brunei Darussalam760 Posts
January 15 2012 13:39 GMT
#619
Gratz Dadtosis!
www.twitter.com/raginreap | First Departure, Orange, Na`Vi, Mouz and Zenith
Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
January 15 2012 13:45 GMT
#620
On January 15 2012 22:33 Sickkiee wrote:
Out of curiosity, is his girlfriend Korean..? Is she hot?


Yellow Fever...
Someone call emergency services!
Throw on your favorite jacket and you're good to roll. Stroll through the trees and let your miseries go.
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