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Prugelhugel
Profile Joined February 2012
Austria637 Posts
May 13 2013 17:16 GMT
#5861
Congratulations on your B team members, team sgeht
"This map definitly needs more rocks" - No SC2 player ever
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25977 Posts
May 13 2013 19:22 GMT
#5862
Must say amid a sea of mediocrity, 'The Austrian' really shone for me
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
May 14 2013 01:43 GMT
#5863
got a golden one!
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Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
Qikz
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United Kingdom12023 Posts
May 14 2013 11:25 GMT
#5864
Got some confusing one yesterday.

I mech vs all races and 2 zergs I beat late game after turtling pretty hard and being super cost efficient.

The first was "I mined more minerals than you, how did you win, terran fucking op race" - Which doesn't make sense as he kept constantly throwing units away at my building walls for practically free and the second one was:

"terran op race l2p" - Surely if you see something OP it is your job to l2p? :p
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Cokefreak
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland8095 Posts
May 14 2013 11:25 GMT
#5865
Yeah, really confusing.
Ragnarork
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
France9034 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-14 11:30:49
May 14 2013 11:29 GMT
#5866
On May 14 2013 20:25 Qikz wrote:
Got some confusing one yesterday.

I mech vs all races and 2 zergs I beat late game after turtling pretty hard and being super cost efficient.

The first was "I mined more minerals than you, how did you win, terran fucking op race" - Which doesn't make sense as he kept constantly throwing units away at my building walls for practically free and the second one was:

"terran op race l2p" - Surely if you see something OP it is your job to l2p? :p


Not that much confusing.

I play Terran and I get this kind of shit 1 out of 2 games where I mech. Many angry nerds don't really like playing (and even less losing) against this kind of playstyle (which I can understand, though the rage is still not acceptable).
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Spec
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Taiwan931 Posts
May 14 2013 13:45 GMT
#5867
Played this talkative guy named JamesBond.
The type that bm the entire game. I think it's the first time i beat one of these.
Pretty funny chat throughout.
http://drop.sc/334682

Chatlog:
+ Show Spoiler +

00:34 [All] JamesBond: u know fun strat?
00:51 [All] JamesBond: its called make zerg auto lose because blind greed
00:59 [All] JamesBond: it pretty awesome strat
01:01 [All] JamesBond: wins every tim
01:17 [All] JamesBond: all i do is make rax and expand
01:27 [All] JamesBond: then zerg rage quits because he doesnt scout
01:59 [All] JamesBond: lol u arent very quick are u
02:39 [All] JamesBond: nice scout btw
02:57 [All] JamesBond: where is the rage quit
03:02 [All] JamesBond: im waiting
03:18 [All] JamesBond: sociology is a fun strat
03:49 [All] JamesBond: roaches?
04:23 [All] JamesBond: ah muta
04:23 [All] JamesBond: i c

11:11 [All] JamesBond: having trouble?

13:29 [All] JamesBond: typical zerg
13:35 [All] [iktfb]Spec: wp james bond
13:39 [All] [iktfb]Spec: i expect you to die
13:58 [All] JamesBond: typical horrible casual player
14:02 [All] JamesBond: gets out played all game long
14:10 [All] JamesBond: then wins thx to the difficulty of his race
14:11 [All] [iktfb]Spec: then suddenly beats james bond
14:16 [All] JamesBond: amove
14:18 [All] JamesBond: won u the game
14:18 [All] JamesBond: gratz
14:22 [All] JamesBond: u must feel amazing
14:24 [All] [iktfb]Spec: your tricks would be better if ur name wasn't james bond
14:26 [All] [iktfb]Spec: james bond
14:33 [All] JamesBond: there were no tricks involved all game
14:42 [All] JamesBond: funny thing is i played so safe that its not standard
14:42 [All] [iktfb]Spec: indeed
14:45 [All] [iktfb]Spec: which is why i won
14:49 [All] JamesBond: its not why u won
15:05 [All] JamesBond: u won because zerg is ez
15:33 [All] JamesBond: u clearly aren't going to ever amount to shit in starcraft
15:41 [All] JamesBond: can't handle banter from your opponent
15:49 [All] JamesBond: probably because you get raped all game long all day long
15:51 [All] [iktfb]Spec: i handled it
15:56 [All] JamesBond: but u go onto win games
15:58 [All] [iktfb]Spec: pretty well
15:59 [All] JamesBond: thx to your race
16:03 [All] JamesBond: u didnt handle it at all
16:05 [All] JamesBond: u ignored it
16:10 [All] [iktfb]Spec: well i read it 16:16 [All] JamesBond: and didn't respond
16:23 [All] [iktfb]Spec: ya
16:24 [All] [iktfb]Spec: cuz i know
16:26 [All] [iktfb]Spec: u james bond
16:27 [All] JamesBond: you responding by assuming the worst
16:28 [All] [iktfb]Spec: super agent 16:30 [All] JamesBond: and not scouting
16:39 [All] JamesBond: when all i did was make a barracks and depot
16:46 [All] JamesBond: then cc like i said i was goign to
16:51 [All] JamesBond: dumb people are fun to play with
16:57 [All] JamesBond: because u can make them think what ever you want
16:57 [All] [iktfb]Spec: how did I win
17:02 [All] JamesBond: zerg amove
17:06 [All] JamesBond: u wanna go over the replay
17:09 [All] JamesBond: ill get on skype with u
17:13 [All] [iktfb]Spec: sure invite me
17:14 [All] JamesBond: before u win tho
17:22 [All] JamesBond: im gonna point out how u get smacked around all game long
17:32 [All] JamesBond: its funny how starcraft is
17:40 [All] JamesBond: when u play the only race that takes skill in the game
Eye for an eye make the world go blind - Gandhi
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
May 14 2013 13:55 GMT
#5868
On May 14 2013 22:45 Spec wrote:
Played this talkative guy named JamesBond.
The type that bm the entire game. I think it's the first time i beat one of these.
Pretty funny chat throughout.
http://drop.sc/334682

Chatlog:
+ Show Spoiler +

00:34 [All] JamesBond: u know fun strat?
00:51 [All] JamesBond: its called make zerg auto lose because blind greed
00:59 [All] JamesBond: it pretty awesome strat
01:01 [All] JamesBond: wins every tim
01:17 [All] JamesBond: all i do is make rax and expand
01:27 [All] JamesBond: then zerg rage quits because he doesnt scout
01:59 [All] JamesBond: lol u arent very quick are u
02:39 [All] JamesBond: nice scout btw
02:57 [All] JamesBond: where is the rage quit
03:02 [All] JamesBond: im waiting
03:18 [All] JamesBond: sociology is a fun strat
03:49 [All] JamesBond: roaches?
04:23 [All] JamesBond: ah muta
04:23 [All] JamesBond: i c

11:11 [All] JamesBond: having trouble?

13:29 [All] JamesBond: typical zerg
13:35 [All] [iktfb]Spec: wp james bond
13:39 [All] [iktfb]Spec: i expect you to die
13:58 [All] JamesBond: typical horrible casual player
14:02 [All] JamesBond: gets out played all game long
14:10 [All] JamesBond: then wins thx to the difficulty of his race
14:11 [All] [iktfb]Spec: then suddenly beats james bond
14:16 [All] JamesBond: amove
14:18 [All] JamesBond: won u the game
14:18 [All] JamesBond: gratz
14:22 [All] JamesBond: u must feel amazing
14:24 [All] [iktfb]Spec: your tricks would be better if ur name wasn't james bond
14:26 [All] [iktfb]Spec: james bond
14:33 [All] JamesBond: there were no tricks involved all game
14:42 [All] JamesBond: funny thing is i played so safe that its not standard
14:42 [All] [iktfb]Spec: indeed
14:45 [All] [iktfb]Spec: which is why i won
14:49 [All] JamesBond: its not why u won
15:05 [All] JamesBond: u won because zerg is ez
15:33 [All] JamesBond: u clearly aren't going to ever amount to shit in starcraft
15:41 [All] JamesBond: can't handle banter from your opponent
15:49 [All] JamesBond: probably because you get raped all game long all day long
15:51 [All] [iktfb]Spec: i handled it
15:56 [All] JamesBond: but u go onto win games
15:58 [All] [iktfb]Spec: pretty well
15:59 [All] JamesBond: thx to your race
16:03 [All] JamesBond: u didnt handle it at all
16:05 [All] JamesBond: u ignored it
16:10 [All] [iktfb]Spec: well i read it 16:16 [All] JamesBond: and didn't respond
16:23 [All] [iktfb]Spec: ya
16:24 [All] [iktfb]Spec: cuz i know
16:26 [All] [iktfb]Spec: u james bond
16:27 [All] JamesBond: you responding by assuming the worst
16:28 [All] [iktfb]Spec: super agent 16:30 [All] JamesBond: and not scouting
16:39 [All] JamesBond: when all i did was make a barracks and depot
16:46 [All] JamesBond: then cc like i said i was goign to
16:51 [All] JamesBond: dumb people are fun to play with
16:57 [All] JamesBond: because u can make them think what ever you want
16:57 [All] [iktfb]Spec: how did I win
17:02 [All] JamesBond: zerg amove
17:06 [All] JamesBond: u wanna go over the replay
17:09 [All] JamesBond: ill get on skype with u
17:13 [All] [iktfb]Spec: sure invite me
17:14 [All] JamesBond: before u win tho
17:22 [All] JamesBond: im gonna point out how u get smacked around all game long
17:32 [All] JamesBond: its funny how starcraft is
17:40 [All] JamesBond: when u play the only race that takes skill in the game


Poeple who talk stupid stuff like that are so boring. It does not matter if or what you answer. I would have blocked him ingame :-/
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Embir
Profile Joined January 2011
Poland567 Posts
May 14 2013 13:59 GMT
#5869
On May 10 2013 22:02 NDDseer wrote:
I must admit I found this amusing.

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"Psychopatic cunt"

It hurts my stomach from laughing hard.

I guess we have winner here!


Exogenesis93
Profile Joined November 2011
Australia8 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-15 06:01:21
May 14 2013 16:43 GMT
#5870
http://imgur.com/jXtsQ1q
st0rmy
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2 Posts
May 15 2013 21:05 GMT
#5871
[AreYou]TheKingOfQQ just lost it after letting his muta flock take a shower in some storms
i'd consider a name change bud :}


=

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follow up BM
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+ Show Spoiler [full/hi-rez screen cap] +

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this baller used mutas to snipe forges so only 1/1 upgrades on 3 base :/


stay ez
ez
WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland25977 Posts
May 15 2013 21:09 GMT
#5872
Cool story bro

User was warned for this post
'You'll always be the cuddly marsupial of my heart, despite the inherent flaws of your ancestry' - Squat
Fat_Elephant
Profile Joined May 2013
Angola54 Posts
May 15 2013 21:20 GMT
#5873
"Sociology is a fun strat"
I support and use Ad-blocker for this site as matter of convenience and disregard TL's financial responsibilities.
Uni1987
Profile Joined September 2010
Netherlands642 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-16 08:08:19
May 16 2013 08:07 GMT
#5874
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.............
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 16 2013 08:22 GMT
#5875
On May 16 2013 17:07 Uni1987 wrote:
[image loading]

ahahahahahaha that's great
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
May 16 2013 12:31 GMT
#5876
On May 16 2013 17:07 Uni1987 wrote:
[image loading]

LMFAO
The image of someone jumping out of their chair at the noise is so funny.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
AFHunter
Profile Joined September 2012
2 Posts
May 16 2013 16:35 GMT
#5877
So i played a normal TvT on ladder and after losing the big fight and getting crushed he randomly starts this:

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and so on here is the full chat:

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dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
May 16 2013 16:42 GMT
#5878
^ lol.

"shit the fuck up"... "you whore"...

That's pretty funny. You seemed to be egging him on a bit, but I guess it wasn't too bad.
twitch.tv/duttroach
Huragius
Profile Joined September 2010
Lithuania1506 Posts
May 16 2013 16:55 GMT
#5879
That bullerpik guy looks like a map hacker.
Wasn't he suspicious to you?
I'm judging this from his map awareness at 17 min time mark.
Chemist
Profile Joined November 2011
Austria127 Posts
May 16 2013 23:25 GMT
#5880
So Matchmaking is a little bit confused, was dia the last two seasons and now after playing the placement match i got gold and i am getting really weak opponentss.

So i played a ZvZ and he went hatch first, but then build like 3 spines on natural and 3 in the main, so mutaswitch incoming. Despite the spines i just send in ling/bling wave after wave and killed 30 worker, at home i build some spines and Queens and went mutas myself, because of better income.

Well his 6 mutas died and obviosly i am a son of a bitch noob...

http://i42.tinypic.com/aoaxa9.png
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