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Write a haiku related to SC2, a fun easy way to lol/rage/poke fun
I'll start things off
The Terran Marine
Goddamn that DPS hurts
Stim is a mofo
Edit:
We seem to be having some issues with the format of a Haiku, so here are some guidelines.
Haiku is not strict on the rules, but generally you count syllables in English. There should be 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.
Variations like 3, 5, 3 or 4, 5, 4 are somewhat common. Being off by 1 syllable for the last line can be acceptable as well but takes away from the cleverness of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku for more info
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General forum
When you clicked the post button
Probably closed now
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A Ghost Nuke
Happiness Always Comes
When it Blows Shit Up
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A thread for our Trozz
Here he is our only boss
Soon he'll come across
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Fly Mutalisk Fly
Oh no don't clup together!
Wow, thor splash OP
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MMM
When your opponent get units that counter it
make more
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My Poor Siege Tank,
Once hit like the fist of god,
but now can't gib lings.
Foolish High Templar
Why did you float to move there?
walking is faster
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MMM power
Rips apart all opponents
Oh shit infestor.
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A sturdy reaver from Aiur,
said I'm more deadly than a colossus with fire.
But when they went to attack,
he soon had to report back
that he got stuck in a sinking mire.
Wait, haiku? Oh...
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Some people in here
Can't count syllables or they're
Hiding some of them
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Lovely gold expansion
Oh here comes a thor
A cat is fine too
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Rolly Polly banelings
Heading fast towards your ball
gg.
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Forge fast expand
Then came roach range buff
all hope is lost
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Thread is full of trolls
Or people that cannot count
Either way they're dumb
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Marauders use stim
Everything rolls over and dies
Terran takes skill lol
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Latham should know this
a useful skill toi have is
making mutalisks
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A chat systeme
Where are you
I fell alone
Local area network
I hate those lagg
Blizzard is stupid
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Look, writing a haiku is not just about writing three sentences in a row.
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Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe
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Without the dragoon
What happens to dead zealots?
Seems wasteful to me
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