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Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
October 22 2010 15:55 GMT
#41
On October 22 2010 22:07 Jermstuddog wrote:
The Terran Marine
Goddamn that DPS hurts
Stim is a mofo


Marines are crazy.
It's cuz they can clump so close.
Where's your psi storm at?

On October 22 2010 22:12 kojinshugi wrote:
General forum
When you clicked the post button
Probably closed now


Where threads go to die.
I don't make threads in that place.
Mostly only blogs.

On October 22 2010 22:18 XsebT wrote:
A thread for our Trozz
Here he is our only boss
Soon he'll come across


Crafty rhyme attempt.
I guess that means you're exempt.
This rhyme is unkepmt.

On October 22 2010 22:19 number1gog wrote:
Fly Mutalisk Fly
Oh no don't clup together!
Wow, thor splash OP


Learn magic boxes!
You can avoid the Thor splash
If you are baller.

On October 22 2010 22:26 plated.rawr wrote:
MMM power
Rips apart all opponents
Oh shit infestor.


Infestors wreck that.
Feedback also wrecks that shit.
You should EMP.

On October 22 2010 22:30 Maginor wrote:
A sturdy reaver from Aiur,
said I'm more deadly than a colossus with fire.
But when they went to attack,
he soon had to report back
that he got stuck in a sinking mire.


Maginor, your base is under attack.
I snuck a nydus worm in the back.
Much to your ire,
Your shit's now on fire,
Thanks to my Zerglings on crack.

On October 22 2010 22:52 luckyjj10 wrote:
Thread is full of trolls
Or people that cannot count
Either way they're dumb

On October 22 2010 22:33 kojinshugi wrote:
Some people in here
Can't count syllables or they're
Hiding some of them


Ya it's so easy.
Some people can't do it though.
They're the funny posts

On October 22 2010 22:55 Latham wrote:
Marauders use stim
Everything rolls over and dies
Terran takes skill lol


Sentries block that shit.
Forcefield can stall you all day.
Watch out for void rayzzz.

On October 22 2010 22:57 kojinshugi wrote:
Latham should know this
a useful skill toi have is
making mutalisks


Oh Kojinshugi...
If only your sentences
weren't so bloody long.

On October 22 2010 23:02 NevilleS wrote:
Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe


Shit, misclicked rally.
Now when they spawn, they follow.
Nice copper league skillz.

On October 22 2010 23:10 NevilleS wrote:
Without the dragoon
What happens to dead zealots?
Seems wasteful to me


What about stalkers?
Maybe they omnom the souls.
Just ask Zeratul.

On October 22 2010 23:18 Jermstuddog wrote:
Edited OP
For those who do not know what
A haiku should be


It's 5 7 5,
7 9 7s are great,
but they aren't for me.

On October 23 2010 00:25 Jermstuddog wrote:
I really don't see
Why this thread should be shut down
TL needs haiku


I love Haiku threads.
Let's see a limerick thread!
I'd be game for that.

On October 23 2010 00:46 ThE.SparkZ wrote:
Terran is stupid
They are so fucking op
At least theres banelings


Zerg is stupider,
Cuz banelings counter banelings.
It boggles the mind.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
Jermstuddog
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2231 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-22 16:16:34
October 22 2010 16:15 GMT
#42
ZvT again
MMM Thor Banshee Hells
I don't even

Get everything
That's what people say I need
Maybe I just suck
As it turns out, marines don't actually cost any money -Jinro
NukeTheBunnys
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1004 Posts
October 22 2010 16:18 GMT
#43
Gateway Cybercore
I don't know what hes doing
Fuck, its a four gate

Terran fast two gas
God damn banshees rape my probes
need detection fast

Ter walls of his base
I dont go robotics fac
probes raped by banshees

mutalisk flying
2 warpgate starport pheonix
mutas are red mist

When you play the game of drones you win or you die.
Protoss_Carrier
Profile Joined September 2010
414 Posts
October 22 2010 16:49 GMT
#44
A carrier
viking void ray corruptor
gg
Carrier has arrived.
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
October 22 2010 16:52 GMT
#45
trozz you are truly
a master of your very
profession indeed
@nowSimon
AJMcSpiffy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1154 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-22 17:02:38
October 22 2010 16:56 GMT
#46
Crowd yells for M.Ship
Don't worry, taht's just halo
Lose Idra's respect
If the quarter was in your right hand, that would've been micro
kojinshugi
Profile Joined August 2010
Estonia2559 Posts
October 22 2010 16:57 GMT
#47
On October 22 2010 23:20 Celadan wrote:
Im with darkforce, whats a haiku??


how can someone be
alive in 2010
and not know google?
whatsgrackalackin420
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 22 2010 17:01 GMT
#48
There was another haiku thread about 2 weeks ago and it got closed.

I thought it was a cool thread :/
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Chiburi
Profile Joined July 2010
United States166 Posts
October 22 2010 17:03 GMT
#49
GSL tonight
Oh Shit! Boxer got knocked out
Korea riots
"Though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think we lack the courage to stand in the light." ~Zeratul
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5546 Posts
October 22 2010 17:04 GMT
#50
Oh a haiku thread
That means all readers have to
Tally syllables
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:17 GMT
#51
are yall serious?
Zerg is OP race all time
Mutas nuff said
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:20 GMT
#52
Roach buff wtf
stalkers never countered it
all Zerg OP lol
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:21 GMT
#53
Ultralisks brood lords
Toss want to buy fair counter
no cooldown on stim
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:22 GMT
#54
Team liquid forums:
full of gold rated players
claim to be like me
keioh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France1099 Posts
October 22 2010 17:24 GMT
#55
I'll roflstomp this guy.
Wait, I am supply blocked !
Need more overlords.
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES I CAN GET FOR THIS MONEY !!!!!! BELGIAN WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLEEEEEEEEES
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:24 GMT
#56
Terran needs to know
How to play fairly wait M
MM banshee lol
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:26 GMT
#57
Even overlords
overpowered, scout before
9 supply OP
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:28 GMT
#58
Spine crawlers range 10
requirement: spawning pool
hit like truck G_G
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:31 GMT
#59
Zerg strat: expo at
fourteen supply; thousand ling
inc. no way to block
RTLstarcraft
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada36 Posts
October 22 2010 17:32 GMT
#60
Gotta go to class
Ill be back at 3 mountain
Ter and Zer OP

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