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rS.Sinatra
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada785 Posts
June 07 2010 17:45 GMT
#61
you sure the artist's rendition of psi storm wasnt suppose to be feedback?
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nbMifu
Profile Joined January 2010
Brazil170 Posts
June 07 2010 17:50 GMT
#62
What can possibly be more manly than destroying tanks by punching them until they explode? This is Protoss :D
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle - Plato
Salty
Profile Joined June 2010
United States90 Posts
June 07 2010 18:58 GMT
#63
No beautiful poem about the mothership crapping out black holes? This upsets me.
Needs more salt.
gdroxor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States639 Posts
June 07 2010 19:08 GMT
#64
On June 07 2010 19:47 Deathstar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 06 2010 22:56 snotboogie wrote:
My young Protoss son, listen to the advice of your father. Heed not the haughty words of strength from the brash Terran, who is so simple he cannot see his own weakness. (Can you believe, for a race so proud, they actually excrete feces? Surely their boasts are a jest, which the Universe laughs at!) In truth, they are but a step above the common beast.

Nor, child, should you believe the chattering of the despicable Zerg, whose will is not even their own - indeed, ultimately, they are ruled by one of those dirty Terrans I already told you about! They are a step below the beast, caricatures of animals, whose only function is to be slaves - a fate decreed from before they were born.



I'm sorry, is Earth overrun with the Zerg? Oh no wait, Aiur is. Is Shakuras overrun with the zerg? Well it was, but then you had to wipe the planet with the Xel'naga temple, killing every single DT. Sounds like the weakest of the three races if you ask me.


I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of me blowing shit up with my mind.
deadbutmoving
Profile Joined May 2010
United States66 Posts
June 07 2010 19:14 GMT
#65
Protoss are a powerful race until.....

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
"When in doubt, ATTACK!" George S. Patton
ccdnl
Profile Joined April 2010
United States611 Posts
June 07 2010 19:14 GMT
#66
TL;DR Protoss have the biggest dicks in the universe. And if we didn't we would just will a bigger one into existence. It would actually work, because we are Protoss. And it would glow, too.

LOLOL!!! I didn't read your OP except for the TL;DR...Priceless LOL to you Sir.
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phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
June 07 2010 19:49 GMT
#67
On June 07 2010 05:52 fwaaahh wrote:
and to phyvo: you took this a bit too seriously. . . unfortunately, that is still a human being sitting in his mortal chair typing up a funny thread. Not a fucking real protoss executive representative. Because they don't really exist.


Being human isn't an excuse because the whole business was written by people to begin with. Now, being an unpaid-not-a-professional-writer-fan-with-limited-free-time, that's a different matter.

On June 07 2010 17:58 Subversive wrote:
Get some manners. He made a thread and then you try and attention-whore the acclaim away with your own really mediocre writing. You're not a poet so stop shitting on someone elses contribution. Your rudeness just made me like the OP more.


I have no illusions about my writing. If I did I would have jumped on wr3k's comments and made my own thread. Perhaps if you spent less time attacking me personally and focused more on "I had nothing better to do and was genuinely disappointed with the tack the OP took" you could understand my intentions better. Maybe I could have made that a bit clearer, but honestly I think you're being needlessly venomous regardless.
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-07 23:50:48
June 07 2010 23:50 GMT
#68
Lolololol omg
TL;DR Protoss have the biggest dicks in the universe. And if we didn't we would just will a bigger one into existence. It would actually work, because we are Protoss. And it would glow, too.
win!
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
TheAngelofDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2033 Posts
June 07 2010 23:52 GMT
#69
Epic, epic win!
"Infestors are the suck" - LzGamer
DrakanSilva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Chile932 Posts
June 08 2010 00:10 GMT
#70
there could be a lot more info about why toss have biggest dick loollolol

punching a tank till death it's cool jajajaja
In the beginning there was nothing... and then exploded
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-08 00:22:32
June 08 2010 00:17 GMT
#71
Meh. Typical tripe written by a simple-minded magic wielding fairy that represents the joke that is the protoss race. What good is a big glowing dick in a race that has women who look like they do? The only two woman in the protoss race are Selendis who is a dyke, and Raszagal who is more than one thousand fucking years old. Whatever turns you on I guess.

Unless you are all... oh. Well. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Aside from that, you ran out of steam about 10% of the way in. I give you two pity points out of ten.
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