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Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
November 21 2010 01:27 GMT
#1121
In a 2v2 with my buddy

Me: gl hf
Enemy1: fuck you
Enemy1: fucking indian
Me: im black (lying)
Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are?
Me: well he called me indian
Enemy 2: good.
Enemy 1: fuck you too
Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music
Me: jazz?
Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good

then we play a normal game
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 21 2010 01:39 GMT
#1122
On November 21 2010 10:27 Supamang wrote:
In a 2v2 with my buddy

Me: gl hf
Enemy1: fuck you
Enemy1: fucking indian
Me: im black (lying)
Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are?
Me: well he called me indian
Enemy 2: good.
Enemy 1: fuck you too
Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music
Me: jazz?
Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good

then we play a normal game

Maybe its because I am high, but I found this incredibly funny.
Koh
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom111 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-21 01:50:15
November 21 2010 01:47 GMT
#1123
On November 21 2010 10:27 Supamang wrote:
In a 2v2 with my buddy

Me: gl hf
Enemy1: fuck you
Enemy1: fucking indian
Me: im black (lying)
Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are?
Me: well he called me indian
Enemy 2: good.
Enemy 1: fuck you too
Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music
Me: jazz?
Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good

then we play a normal game


Me: Good luck chaps, spiffing day isn't it?
Enemy 1: I don't agree with your statement.
Enemy 1: And what's more I believe you to be of Asian origin.
Me: Actually old bean, my bloodline could be more accurately traced to the continent of Africa. (I say pulling his leg)
Enemy 2: I don't see how your ancestry is relevant to this discussion?
Me: Actually it is.
Enemy 2: What ho, carry on.
Enemy 1: I say I don't much care for that lineage either.
Enemy1: Most terrible musical heritage.
Me: Are you forgetting the magic of jazz?
Enemy 1: I say, silly me, jazz, you know I do believe my prejudice has been wholly misplaced. On with the game chaps?
refluX
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia10 Posts
November 21 2010 01:51 GMT
#1124
Opponent 6pools me and i hold it off, he has three drones at his base compared to my 23 and he just keeps making lings, then after his final attack he goes:

"YOU F**KING SCRUB! HOW DARE YOU F**KING CHEESE ME YOU D**K!"

Then he proceeded to constantly swear at me in the lobby o.O
So yeah, defending 6pools is cheese >.>
Templar.
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada133 Posts
November 21 2010 01:51 GMT
#1125
I've been raged at the last 3/4 games PvZ

After doing mini's 1gate pressure into fe build people go rage mode, oh and i did dt's pvt lol.

PvZ: "Your the shittiest player i'veever played against seriously"

PvP: "Honestly? Your so bad"

PvZ: "Your a such afagget'
GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
November 21 2010 02:03 GMT
#1126
this thread is pure win =3

my contribution:

random 3vs3 in DIAMOND: it was ttp vs ppp
t mate: wtf thats my expo (it was a map where is the ramp with 2 expo and 2 rocks)
p mate: screw you, gtfo you moron
t mate destroys the nexus of p player.
I was like "wtf"
p mate destroys the cc of t player.
t flows all of this buildings to enemy.
t user (all): pls watch rep and see what a moron our p player is.

this was the most retarded match i ever saw and will be.


"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
Copenap
Profile Joined October 2010
723 Posts
November 21 2010 02:14 GMT
#1127
On November 21 2010 10:47 Koh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2010 10:27 Supamang wrote:
In a 2v2 with my buddy

Me: gl hf
Enemy1: fuck you
Enemy1: fucking indian
Me: im black (lying)
Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are?
Me: well he called me indian
Enemy 2: good.
Enemy 1: fuck you too
Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music
Me: jazz?
Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good

then we play a normal game


Me: Good luck chaps, spiffing day isn't it?
Enemy 1: I don't agree with your statement.
Enemy 1: And what's more I believe you to be of Asian origin.
Me: Actually old bean, my bloodline could be more accurately traced to the continent of Africa. (I say pulling his leg)
Enemy 2: I don't see how your ancestry is relevant to this discussion?
Me: Actually it is.
Enemy 2: What ho, carry on.
Enemy 1: I say I don't much care for that lineage either.
Enemy1: Most terrible musical heritage.
Me: Are you forgetting the magic of jazz?
Enemy 1: I say, silly me, jazz, you know I do believe my prejudice has been wholly misplaced. On with the game chaps?


Thank you very much Sir, I just laughed my fucking ass off.
Froadac
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6733 Posts
November 21 2010 02:30 GMT
#1128
enemy: lol (just realized that I was only on one base)
enemy: lol, cheesy faggot (after I nuked the choke coming into my base, destroying his army and enabling me to stomp him.
Zurachi
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada289 Posts
November 21 2010 02:53 GMT
#1129
I don't have the exact dialogue, but a zerg player bitched out at me saying YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE STIMMING IS SO OP, YOU'RE FUCKED CAUSE BLIZZARD IS REMOVING IT ... I'm like "1: rofl 2: maybe if you actually gave your lings/banes speed and made an effort to spread your creep, I'd be done in seconds" he was like NO IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE YOU NOOB, YOU'RE DONE NEXT PATCH

i loled
@ZurachiTV | www.youtube.com/ZurachiTV | "Satisfaction is the beginning of regression."
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
November 21 2010 02:55 GMT
#1130
I love when people cry to me about imbalance, and I just challenge them to fight me and we switch races (since I play random I'd be able to do it and win no problem, but no one ever accepts).

Anyway here's my picture:

[image loading]


I was doing the FundayMonday and expanding every 5 minutes.
PooNinja
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia46 Posts
November 21 2010 03:17 GMT
#1131
At the start of a TvT,

Enemy T: You will love this strategy
Enemy T: It's tailor made for bitch motherfuckers
Me: Rightio

He proceeds with a build that incorporates sending one reaper (we're playing steppes, so his reaper dies the second it pops up on my base) while he builds up to a blue flame hellion drop and then a tank MM push. I scout it, build a couple of turrets around my base. His drop ship comes in, straight over a turret, where he loses the medivac and two hellions still inside. Takes out a couple of scvs before I kill his hellions. Then I walk over to his base with an MM ball, take down his two bunkers and several tanks out of position and collect win.

After he leaves without a GG, I chat to him
Me: You were right, I really loved that strategy of yours.
Him: proceeds to swear profusely at me, throwing racial insults at me assuming I must be asian for some reason.
Kurt_Russell
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada147 Posts
November 21 2010 03:43 GMT
#1132
On November 19 2010 02:49 aurum510 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 05 2010 04:34 Patriot.dlk wrote:
[image loading]


You deserve that for massing thors. =p


I think Z deserved that for calling himself sephiroth.
My captcha when signing up was in ovules :S
-{Cake}-
Profile Joined October 2010
United States217 Posts
November 21 2010 04:01 GMT
#1133
On November 21 2010 12:17 PooNinja wrote:
At the start of a TvT,

Enemy T: You will love this strategy
Enemy T: It's tailor made for bitch motherfuckers
Me: Rightio

He proceeds with a build that incorporates sending one reaper (we're playing steppes, so his reaper dies the second it pops up on my base) while he builds up to a blue flame hellion drop and then a tank MM push. I scout it, build a couple of turrets around my base. His drop ship comes in, straight over a turret, where he loses the medivac and two hellions still inside. Takes out a couple of scvs before I kill his hellions. Then I walk over to his base with an MM ball, take down his two bunkers and several tanks out of position and collect win.

After he leaves without a GG, I chat to him
Me: You were right, I really loved that strategy of yours.
Him: proceeds to swear profusely at me, throwing racial insults at me assuming I must be asian for some reason.


To be fair, you sounded like you were gloating which is bm as well
PooNinja
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia46 Posts
November 21 2010 04:23 GMT
#1134
On November 21 2010 13:01 -{Cake}- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 21 2010 12:17 PooNinja wrote:
At the start of a TvT,

Enemy T: You will love this strategy
Enemy T: It's tailor made for bitch motherfuckers
Me: Rightio

He proceeds with a build that incorporates sending one reaper (we're playing steppes, so his reaper dies the second it pops up on my base) while he builds up to a blue flame hellion drop and then a tank MM push. I scout it, build a couple of turrets around my base. His drop ship comes in, straight over a turret, where he loses the medivac and two hellions still inside. Takes out a couple of scvs before I kill his hellions. Then I walk over to his base with an MM ball, take down his two bunkers and several tanks out of position and collect win.

After he leaves without a GG, I chat to him
Me: You were right, I really loved that strategy of yours.
Him: proceeds to swear profusely at me, throwing racial insults at me assuming I must be asian for some reason.


To be fair, you sounded like you were gloating which is bm as well


True, but I think it was warranted seeing how he acted at the start.
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
November 21 2010 04:26 GMT
#1135
On October 08 2010 07:02 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:
[image loading]

This one just happened. Got a good laugh out of it for some reason...


How did the game last another 20 minutes?
BritishBeef
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom372 Posts
November 21 2010 04:31 GMT
#1136
[image loading]

Start off the game with my usual "hi friend goodluck have fun" it so happens that this opponent was a 2400 diamond And im only a 1800 diamond, We both playing Zerg...

I decided asap that he would probly fast expand on shakuras so i went tradintional 7 pool pumped tons of lings.. WHat do you know he went fast hatch! so at the end of the game he left me with this little beauty

[image loading]
Enki
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-21 04:50:10
November 21 2010 04:39 GMT
#1137
[image loading]

Actually just got back into sc2, had'nt played since the beta. Was happy to see that reapers can still inspire such rage from my opponents.
"Practice, practice, practice. And when you're not practicing you should be practicing. It's the only way to get better. The only way." I run the Smix Fanclub!
Pelican
Profile Joined October 2010
United States45 Posts
November 21 2010 04:42 GMT
#1138
00:29:37 - NOKS to ALL: brb getting my dick sucked while you nerdy faggot mine resources

I think this speaks for itself.
Lush
Profile Joined May 2010
United States657 Posts
November 21 2010 06:33 GMT
#1139
On November 21 2010 13:31 BritishBeef wrote:
[image loading]

Start off the game with my usual "hi friend goodluck have fun" it so happens that this opponent was a 2400 diamond And im only a 1800 diamond, We both playing Zerg...

I decided asap that he would probly fast expand on shakuras so i went tradintional 7 pool pumped tons of lings.. WHat do you know he went fast hatch! so at the end of the game he left me with this little beauty

[image loading]


I may not have sweared at you, but I definitely would've been displeased. Cheese is annoying. I guess it was obviously the right choice, as you probably would've lost had the game gone longer than 5 minutes... but that's all speculation. I understand the 2400 diamond playerrs frustration.
"you play that nerdy game?"
supernova13
Profile Joined November 2010
United States5 Posts
November 21 2010 07:06 GMT
#1140
Two times I have had opponents (both zergs) say that protoss is op after I have beaten them. First time was when a guy went pure ultraling and i went with void rays after he constantly tried to nydus my base, which obv means that VOID RAYS ARE OP.

The second time which happened today happened after i beat a zerg after going colossi with a gateway force after fending off an early ling rush. To counter my colossus force which he scouted and saw multiple times he made...hydras and roaches. His response was something along the lines of "no wonder no one plays zerg, toss is op". I just pointed out that his expand came a little late and how it was stupid to expand across from his main (on shakuras plateau). He continued to pm me to try and prove how bad I was. Was pretty lol.
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