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In a 2v2 with my buddy
Me: gl hf Enemy1: fuck you Enemy1: fucking indian Me: im black (lying) Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are? Me: well he called me indian Enemy 2: good. Enemy 1: fuck you too Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music Me: jazz? Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good
then we play a normal game
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On November 21 2010 10:27 Supamang wrote: In a 2v2 with my buddy
Me: gl hf Enemy1: fuck you Enemy1: fucking indian Me: im black (lying) Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are? Me: well he called me indian Enemy 2: good. Enemy 1: fuck you too Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music Me: jazz? Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good
then we play a normal game Maybe its because I am high, but I found this incredibly funny.
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On November 21 2010 10:27 Supamang wrote: In a 2v2 with my buddy
Me: gl hf Enemy1: fuck you Enemy1: fucking indian Me: im black (lying) Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are? Me: well he called me indian Enemy 2: good. Enemy 1: fuck you too Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music Me: jazz? Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good
then we play a normal game
Me: Good luck chaps, spiffing day isn't it? Enemy 1: I don't agree with your statement. Enemy 1: And what's more I believe you to be of Asian origin. Me: Actually old bean, my bloodline could be more accurately traced to the continent of Africa. (I say pulling his leg) Enemy 2: I don't see how your ancestry is relevant to this discussion? Me: Actually it is. Enemy 2: What ho, carry on. Enemy 1: I say I don't much care for that lineage either. Enemy1: Most terrible musical heritage. Me: Are you forgetting the magic of jazz? Enemy 1: I say, silly me, jazz, you know I do believe my prejudice has been wholly misplaced. On with the game chaps?
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Opponent 6pools me and i hold it off, he has three drones at his base compared to my 23 and he just keeps making lings, then after his final attack he goes:
"YOU F**KING SCRUB! HOW DARE YOU F**KING CHEESE ME YOU D**K!"
Then he proceeded to constantly swear at me in the lobby o.O So yeah, defending 6pools is cheese >.>
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I've been raged at the last 3/4 games PvZ
After doing mini's 1gate pressure into fe build people go rage mode, oh and i did dt's pvt lol.
PvZ: "Your the shittiest player i'veever played against seriously"
PvP: "Honestly? Your so bad"
PvZ: "Your a such afagget'
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this thread is pure win =3
my contribution:
random 3vs3 in DIAMOND: it was ttp vs ppp t mate: wtf thats my expo (it was a map where is the ramp with 2 expo and 2 rocks) p mate: screw you, gtfo you moron t mate destroys the nexus of p player. I was like "wtf" p mate destroys the cc of t player. t flows all of this buildings to enemy. t user (all): pls watch rep and see what a moron our p player is.
this was the most retarded match i ever saw and will be.
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On November 21 2010 10:47 Koh wrote:Show nested quote +On November 21 2010 10:27 Supamang wrote: In a 2v2 with my buddy
Me: gl hf Enemy1: fuck you Enemy1: fucking indian Me: im black (lying) Enemy 2: what does it matter what race you are? Me: well he called me indian Enemy 2: good. Enemy 1: fuck you too Enemy 1: you have shitty ass music Me: jazz? Enemy 1: oh, jazz is good
then we play a normal game Me: Good luck chaps, spiffing day isn't it? Enemy 1: I don't agree with your statement. Enemy 1: And what's more I believe you to be of Asian origin. Me: Actually old bean, my bloodline could be more accurately traced to the continent of Africa. (I say pulling his leg) Enemy 2: I don't see how your ancestry is relevant to this discussion? Me: Actually it is. Enemy 2: What ho, carry on. Enemy 1: I say I don't much care for that lineage either. Enemy1: Most terrible musical heritage. Me: Are you forgetting the magic of jazz? Enemy 1: I say, silly me, jazz, you know I do believe my prejudice has been wholly misplaced. On with the game chaps?
Thank you very much Sir, I just laughed my fucking ass off.
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enemy: lol (just realized that I was only on one base) enemy: lol, cheesy faggot (after I nuked the choke coming into my base, destroying his army and enabling me to stomp him.
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I don't have the exact dialogue, but a zerg player bitched out at me saying YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE STIMMING IS SO OP, YOU'RE FUCKED CAUSE BLIZZARD IS REMOVING IT ... I'm like "1: rofl 2: maybe if you actually gave your lings/banes speed and made an effort to spread your creep, I'd be done in seconds" he was like NO IT WOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE YOU NOOB, YOU'RE DONE NEXT PATCH
i loled
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I love when people cry to me about imbalance, and I just challenge them to fight me and we switch races (since I play random I'd be able to do it and win no problem, but no one ever accepts).
Anyway here's my picture:
I was doing the FundayMonday and expanding every 5 minutes.
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At the start of a TvT,
Enemy T: You will love this strategy Enemy T: It's tailor made for bitch motherfuckers Me: Rightio
He proceeds with a build that incorporates sending one reaper (we're playing steppes, so his reaper dies the second it pops up on my base) while he builds up to a blue flame hellion drop and then a tank MM push. I scout it, build a couple of turrets around my base. His drop ship comes in, straight over a turret, where he loses the medivac and two hellions still inside. Takes out a couple of scvs before I kill his hellions. Then I walk over to his base with an MM ball, take down his two bunkers and several tanks out of position and collect win.
After he leaves without a GG, I chat to him Me: You were right, I really loved that strategy of yours. Him: proceeds to swear profusely at me, throwing racial insults at me assuming I must be asian for some reason.
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On November 19 2010 02:49 aurum510 wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On November 05 2010 04:34 Patriot.dlk wrote: You deserve that for massing thors. =p
I think Z deserved that for calling himself sephiroth.
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On November 21 2010 12:17 PooNinja wrote: At the start of a TvT,
Enemy T: You will love this strategy Enemy T: It's tailor made for bitch motherfuckers Me: Rightio
He proceeds with a build that incorporates sending one reaper (we're playing steppes, so his reaper dies the second it pops up on my base) while he builds up to a blue flame hellion drop and then a tank MM push. I scout it, build a couple of turrets around my base. His drop ship comes in, straight over a turret, where he loses the medivac and two hellions still inside. Takes out a couple of scvs before I kill his hellions. Then I walk over to his base with an MM ball, take down his two bunkers and several tanks out of position and collect win.
After he leaves without a GG, I chat to him Me: You were right, I really loved that strategy of yours. Him: proceeds to swear profusely at me, throwing racial insults at me assuming I must be asian for some reason.
To be fair, you sounded like you were gloating which is bm as well
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On November 21 2010 13:01 -{Cake}- wrote:Show nested quote +On November 21 2010 12:17 PooNinja wrote: At the start of a TvT,
Enemy T: You will love this strategy Enemy T: It's tailor made for bitch motherfuckers Me: Rightio
He proceeds with a build that incorporates sending one reaper (we're playing steppes, so his reaper dies the second it pops up on my base) while he builds up to a blue flame hellion drop and then a tank MM push. I scout it, build a couple of turrets around my base. His drop ship comes in, straight over a turret, where he loses the medivac and two hellions still inside. Takes out a couple of scvs before I kill his hellions. Then I walk over to his base with an MM ball, take down his two bunkers and several tanks out of position and collect win.
After he leaves without a GG, I chat to him Me: You were right, I really loved that strategy of yours. Him: proceeds to swear profusely at me, throwing racial insults at me assuming I must be asian for some reason. To be fair, you sounded like you were gloating which is bm as well
True, but I think it was warranted seeing how he acted at the start.
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On October 08 2010 07:02 iFoughtTheLaw wrote:This one just happened. Got a good laugh out of it for some reason...
How did the game last another 20 minutes?
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Start off the game with my usual "hi friend goodluck have fun" it so happens that this opponent was a 2400 diamond And im only a 1800 diamond, We both playing Zerg...
I decided asap that he would probly fast expand on shakuras so i went tradintional 7 pool pumped tons of lings.. WHat do you know he went fast hatch! so at the end of the game he left me with this little beauty
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Actually just got back into sc2, had'nt played since the beta. Was happy to see that reapers can still inspire such rage from my opponents.
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00:29:37 - NOKS to ALL: brb getting my dick sucked while you nerdy faggot mine resources
I think this speaks for itself.
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On November 21 2010 13:31 BritishBeef wrote:Start off the game with my usual "hi friend goodluck have fun" it so happens that this opponent was a 2400 diamond And im only a 1800 diamond, We both playing Zerg... I decided asap that he would probly fast expand on shakuras so i went tradintional 7 pool pumped tons of lings.. WHat do you know he went fast hatch! so at the end of the game he left me with this little beauty
I may not have sweared at you, but I definitely would've been displeased. Cheese is annoying. I guess it was obviously the right choice, as you probably would've lost had the game gone longer than 5 minutes... but that's all speculation. I understand the 2400 diamond playerrs frustration.
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Two times I have had opponents (both zergs) say that protoss is op after I have beaten them. First time was when a guy went pure ultraling and i went with void rays after he constantly tried to nydus my base, which obv means that VOID RAYS ARE OP.
The second time which happened today happened after i beat a zerg after going colossi with a gateway force after fending off an early ling rush. To counter my colossus force which he scouted and saw multiple times he made...hydras and roaches. His response was something along the lines of "no wonder no one plays zerg, toss is op". I just pointed out that his expand came a little late and how it was stupid to expand across from his main (on shakuras plateau). He continued to pm me to try and prove how bad I was. Was pretty lol.
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