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Metalopolis, TvT, close air.
Guy goes mass MMM, I go Tank/viking/raven and expand after his push fails.
I keep harassing with drops and banshees, take my third, which he never scouts. He mines out his main and lifts the OC to his natural. I start getting my fourth and he tries to double expand, I snipe both CCs with 2 medivacs full of marauders.
Dumbass then runs his entire MMM ball into about 20 tanks behind bunkers full of rines.
Him: this is stupid
Him: hope you're happy, bad @#$@ing game
Dude has left the game
I leave the game kinda confused and ask him why he's being a sore loser.
Him: you suck. sitting in your base making siege tanks doesn't take skill
He ignored me before I could ask him if running your entire army into those tanks is the sort of skill I should be going for.
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On October 22 2010 21:31 kojinshugi wrote:
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He ignored me before I could ask him if running your entire army into those tanks is the sort of skill I should be going for.
lol
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Opponent had an early-mid game immortal and stalker army. I had 20+ marines with about 3-4 ghosts. I EMP'd his whole army so my marines cleaned up easily.
Him: fucking noob
Him: you win making only one fucking unit
has left the game.
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there's lots more hillarity in the replay itself, so ill up that too (including him calling me gimiccy for taking a gold as my fourth expansion, and saying im nothing without speedlots, meanwhile hes massing marauder...). But this was definitely the funniest moment
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transcript:
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00:00:16 - AMSiPinder to ALL: glhf
00:17:09 - Terran to ALL: you're such garbage.
00:17:12 - Terran to ALL: fuckign unbelieveable.
00:17:14 - AMSiPinder to ALL: lol
00:17:17 - AMSiPinder to ALL: in what way
00:17:26 - Terran to ALL: you're just horrible
00:17:28 - Terran to ALL: no micro
00:17:31 - Terran to ALL: gimmic ktake the gold
00:17:32 - Terran to ALL: without gold
00:17:33 - Terran to ALL: ur nothing
00:17:35 - Terran to ALL: chargelots
00:17:36 - AMSiPinder to ALL: gimmmic?
00:17:37 - Terran to ALL: all u know how to do
00:17:39 - AMSiPinder to ALL: how was that gimmic
00:17:42 - Terran to ALL: you're a dipshit.
00:17:44 - AMSiPinder to ALL: i took it as my fourth...
00:17:52 - AMSiPinder to ALL: I dont really need micro
00:17:56 - Terran to ALL: yea because you're bad
00:17:57 - AMSiPinder to ALL: When i have 3x your army all game ^^
00:18:11 - AMSiPinder to ALL: Actually
00:18:14 - AMSiPinder to ALL: its cos your trash
00:18:16 - AMSiPinder to ALL: that i dont need it
00:18:16 - Terran to ALL: you're fucking horrible
00:18:16 - AMSiPinder to ALL: :D
00:18:17 - Terran to ALL: you're*
00:18:19 - Terran to ALL: learn to spell
00:18:21 - Terran to ALL: then learn to play sc
00:18:23 - Terran to ALL: dipshit
00:18:31 - AMSiPinder to ALL: umad?
00:18:33 - Terran to ALL: ubad
00:18:39 - AMSiPinder to ALL: I just crushed you?
00:18:42 - Terran to ALL: you didnt crush shit
00:18:45 - AMSiPinder to ALL: Like, not even close
00:18:47 - AMSiPinder to ALL: at any point
00:18:48 - AMSiPinder to ALL: of the game
00:18:49 - Terran to ALL: accidenrtly made 2nd fact
00:18:49 - AMSiPinder to ALL: crushed you?
00:18:50 - Terran to ALL: instead of a port
00:18:53 - Terran to ALL: ur fucking bad
00:18:54 - AMSiPinder to ALL: ah so your bad
00:18:56 - Terran to ALL: you're*
00:18:59 - Terran to ALL: again, learn to spell
00:19:01 - AMSiPinder to ALL: u just spelt it ur
00:19:01 - AMSiPinder to ALL: ...
replay: http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/95298-1v1-terran-protoss-metalopolis
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lmao... So playing PvP... I win with Void rays vs his Colossus so the guy says...
"Fucking Void rays every game...I was going Collossus to be nice..."
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2v2 Game, I play random there, get terran. Protoss ally, I used Kate Lockwell icon (SHE'S HOT)
HIM: Gz on noob campagin icon
HIM: We are going to lose cuz ur noob
ME: I got 100 team random and 100 toss icon
HIM: Fucking liar
ME: If you want we can 1v1 later and see who's the noob
10 mins later,2 zerg opponets mutas kill my mineral line, he got a lot of stalkers and does not help at all, i lose 3 turrets , 2 thors and a lot of marines
HIM: FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE NOOB , FUCK YOU
Funny thing he is in bronze solo and plat 2v2
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1v1 against a silver, me Zerg, him Protoss.
He attempts a 2 gate zealot rush, but I'm doing the 5RR build, and have roaches out already to defend. He transitions into a 1-base 5-warp gate (mainly because I don't let him take his natural and keep putting pressure on him) with a decent amount of photon cannon to defend. At this point I'm already on 3 bases, and about to take a 4th.
After breaking through the backdoor entry to his natural and denying it again, he asks "wtf how'd you get so many units?"
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2v2 as Random rolled Terran. Being the crazy person I am I went mass raven.
Needless to say silly things were said.
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I really had some fun time with this guy. and the gg thing: he just wrote it to chat
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Queued a custom game as random, got T vs Z.
When he scouts my rax+fac wall-off...
Him: See this is what I call bad strategy...
Me: k
Him: You go mech, I go muta harass, game lasts forever
So I push with 1 thor, 5-6 scvs + some marines and a couple hellions, turns out I wipe his expansion with this while more thors come as reinforcement. Oh I also park 1 thor in my minerals to fend off his so-called "muta harass".
Him:this is stupid. mech never works.
Me:seems to have worked just fine for me.
<Him> has left the game.
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Me and some friends was playing some teamgames and we got rushed by 3 protosses doing 2gate zealot push very early. Our response was of course to make alot of units to defend, they fail the push and we counterpush and win.
They go: "OMG is it rly fun to win by cheap early pushes?!?!?!??!?! OLOLOLOL"
I found it kinda ironic of them to say something like that when they were the ones forcing us to build those units lol 
Also I played a TvT on 1400 diamond and got cheesed (before the depot then rax patch) on scrap station, i managed to lift off and and turtle up on the island. I then went for mass rines and medivacs having no thoughts of winning just wanted to be an ass cus he cheesed me. Anyway, i ended up pwning him cus he went for BCs and my rines just chrushed it, and he didnt even expand when he had the whole map, lol.
He typed out FUCK YOU and left the game, afterwards I got a bunch of pms where he told me all kinds off stuff I don't even wanna type out here, boy was that fun
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We just met twice in a raw in the ladder.
1st game i won.. and he flamed me
"and you are so bad it tooks 1 hour to win"
2nd game started with
me: "gl hf"
him: "did we just play?"
me: "hmm" "dunno"
him: "last game?"
me: "i played tvz last game" -- obviously a lie
him: "then hf"
me: ":D" "otherways not?"
him: "otherise not"
so he just lost the 2nd game..
after a little bit of smalltalk he left me this pleasant msg via ingame chat
Geo: before i put you on ignore forever
for being a digusting lame cheeser liar and generally fucked up nub
i just wanted to let you know
you re a waste of oxygen
and if you think i m mad, im not, im perfectly calm, i just wanted to let you know, you are a burden for man kind
and if it ever occours to you to do something really good
kill yourself
bye
IM LOVIN IT :D
Note: ZvZ: 1st game he played FE against my 11 Pool
2nd game he played a 10 Pool against my 12 Pool, Expand
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BTW the perfect response to long rants like that is "Cry more noob" !!
I played a TvP against a Protoss that couldn't macro for shit (mind you my macro is really strong).
I dropped his expo and killed loads of his probes, but he kills my army with storm and counters.
By this point I already have my 3rd up and I JUST manage to hold out using SCVs to hold off the stalkers.
I win with drops and block a few more times with SCVs then...
him "fucking SCV tank imbalance, impossible to kill"
him "you're noob only win cos of SCVs"
me "lol"
me "learn to macro"
him "what the fuck does that have to do with imba SCVs?" - leaves the game
rofl
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Great Thread, I'll post some when i get them...
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This was like 1 week after the release, I played as Terran (Random nowadays) and my opponent was zerg
Him: you are worthless trash, being able to win by simply A-moving into zerg's main is NOT NORMAL
Me: but on meth it is
*leaves the game
I might try to find the replay for pic, if anyone wants 
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I try to be nice and say gg at the end but I always get so frustrated so generally I am the BM guy you guys are posting about
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EPT![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/GK6DP.jpg)
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