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Dustin Browder, You're My Hero

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7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
March 28 2010 22:05 GMT
#1
If mods feel this doesnt belong here, feel free to close and I'll reopen as blog


I wrote a little song for a man that I'm sure you're all familiar with, the great Dustin Browder.
I recorded this for Morrow's Beta Key contest, though I've already had this idea for a while. I Also made a little slideshow video for it, largely sponsored by google image if you know what I mean.
I wanted this to be my 3000th post but I kinda screwed up... twice.. but oh well

Here's the video:



Here are the lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +

Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
You set my heart on fire
Like a hellion in a mineral line

Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
You're the king and I'm a hobo
You are Jaedong, I am Lomo

Chorus:
And your beautiful big bald head
Reflects the light of the sunset
And your beautiful big brown beard
Makes all of my troubles disappear

All except for one


Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
So much testosterone in this man
He can lift more weights than an Ultra can

Dustin, you're my hero (2x)
I dont care if were the same gender
like a templar and .. a templar

Chorus

What is merged can't be unmerged
You'll be here with me forever
Till Aiur is nuked by ghosts
We will always be together

You're the light in darkened days
You're the end of all my sorrow
I don't care if this song is
Even cheesier than Morrow

What I want

It rhymes with the greek letter zeta
it rhymes with sc player Leta
it rhymes with the company Razer
it even rhymes with Lord Darth Vader

It rhymes with sc player hayder
It kinda rhymes with savior
It rhymes with pixel shader

What I want
Is Starcraft 2 Beta

So one thing you could, one thing you could do for me...


Oh and should I lose the contest, feel free to give me your beta key instead.
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Yes, I know I'm desperate
beep boop
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
March 28 2010 22:14 GMT
#2
Really funny lyrics. But I'm not really digging the sad song, melody etc.
But Creativity +1, I root for you. And if you are not winning Morrows contest, I have a friend invite key too.^^
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
RatherGood
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada147 Posts
March 28 2010 22:15 GMT
#3
He's also my hero.
SBelmont
Profile Joined August 2008
United States122 Posts
March 28 2010 22:24 GMT
#4
I expected some sort of Captain Planet parody. ):
Wishmaster
Profile Joined March 2010
Malta73 Posts
March 28 2010 22:25 GMT
#5
nice =D
DSC
Profile Joined March 2010
United States20 Posts
March 28 2010 22:27 GMT
#6
Took me a while to get the templer joke... but when I did... I laughed out loud!

Good quality, lyrics and pictures to go along with it.

GJ!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
March 28 2010 22:29 GMT
#7
funny
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
cartoon]x
Profile Joined March 2010
United States606 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-28 22:32:10
March 28 2010 22:31 GMT
#8
This dangles between brilliantly absurd and deranged. Really depends on whether the whole melody was written in jest.
It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
March 28 2010 22:32 GMT
#9
You should win ^_^ i like yours better then the other one o.o
Can you feel the rush?
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
March 28 2010 22:32 GMT
#10
On March 29 2010 07:31 cartoon]x wrote:
This dangles between brilliantly absurd and deranged.

This is an extremely apt description

Man, the quality of the crazy/funny/cool stuff people do for beta keys is amazing.
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
CVBaqq
Profile Joined May 2008
Taiwan14 Posts
March 28 2010 22:39 GMT
#11
lol i like the end
DiTH
Profile Joined March 2010
Greece116 Posts
March 28 2010 22:40 GMT
#12
Browder with hair and glasses > Nuclear Fusion.
member1987
Profile Joined February 2010
141 Posts
March 28 2010 22:42 GMT
#13
On March 29 2010 07:32 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2010 07:31 cartoon]x wrote:
This dangles between brilliantly absurd and deranged.

This is an extremely apt description

Man, the quality of the crazy/funny/cool stuff people do for beta keys is amazing.

I second that.
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
March 28 2010 22:49 GMT
#14
Hahah very good song indeed
r4j2ill
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada111 Posts
March 29 2010 00:03 GMT
#15
i guess u deserve a key more than me
The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is my enemy but his enemy is my friend ;D - r4j2ill
RoieTRS
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2569 Posts
March 29 2010 00:11 GMT
#16
Good song.
It sounds like you are trying to sing with your mouth closed though.
konadora, in Racenilatr's blog: "you need to stop thinking about starcraft or anything computer-related for that matter. It's becoming a bad addiction imo"
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
March 29 2010 00:14 GMT
#17
lolol I'm sure he'll see this.
nicoaldo
Profile Joined March 2009
Argentina939 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-29 00:32:08
March 29 2010 00:28 GMT
#18
ahahh the chorus is amazing, it actually sounds romantic

and the end "GIVE ME A FUCKING KEY" so good.. You should win the key with this, no doubt.
seedfreedom
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada38 Posts
March 29 2010 00:48 GMT
#19
Very very creative. +1.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
March 29 2010 01:53 GMT
#20
Someone needs to get this kid a key lol.
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
March 29 2010 02:02 GMT
#21
rofl awesome like a templar and a templar
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Deviation
Profile Joined November 2009
United States134 Posts
March 29 2010 02:06 GMT
#22
Maybe if you send it to Browder he will be flattered and give you a key?
palanq
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States761 Posts
March 29 2010 02:37 GMT
#23
fascinating, brilliant, deranged, creepy, hilarious, wtf.
time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
March 29 2010 02:38 GMT
#24
On March 29 2010 11:37 palanq wrote:
fascinating, brilliant, deranged, creepy, hilarious, wtf.

Yeah this basically sums up my thoughts.
LunarDestiny
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States4177 Posts
March 29 2010 02:42 GMT
#25
You are Jaedong, I am Lomo...
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
March 29 2010 02:54 GMT
#26
woah his pic of him during RA2 looks hillarious. lol
Is it in you?
OminouS
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden1343 Posts
March 29 2010 03:00 GMT
#27
You're not a great singer but the video is great! Really nice done! This deserves a key for sure.
On the 6th day JF made Reavers and on the 7th day JF put his opponent to rest
deth
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia1757 Posts
March 29 2010 03:12 GMT
#28
nothing short of brilliant.
fulmetljaket
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
482 Posts
March 29 2010 03:21 GMT
#29
best. song. EVER!
"Hunter Seeker Missile Is Gay, Just Like You." - Anon @ US
LordofAscension
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States589 Posts
March 29 2010 03:46 GMT
#30
Crazy incredible. I love it :p

~LoA
~WelCoMe tO My rEaLm SC:L - sclegacy.com
Goshawk.
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United Kingdom5338 Posts
March 29 2010 03:57 GMT
#31
It sounds like you have a real thing for him.

Creepy.
fams
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada731 Posts
March 29 2010 04:07 GMT
#32
ahahhahahaa amazing, well done : ) You definitely deserve to win!
http://www.twitter.com/famsytron/
Mohdoo
Profile Joined August 2007
United States15743 Posts
March 29 2010 04:21 GMT
#33
To be fair, Dustin Browder is basically our Jesus. He brought to us Starcraft 2. What better thing could he have done? True man among men in my eyes.
ANGRYAFRICAN
Profile Joined March 2010
South Africa25 Posts
March 29 2010 04:23 GMT
#34
You a pretty good singer!

Very creepy, I like it.
SO ANGRY!
jackofclubs81
Profile Joined January 2010
United States196 Posts
March 29 2010 04:41 GMT
#35
pretty good
could use a happier tune tho
YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
March 29 2010 04:53 GMT
#36
lol this is awesome, is it you singing? if yes two thumbs up
Live it, love it, play it, kill it. JulyZerg and IPXZerg greatest TL.net fan
mechanix
Profile Joined March 2010
33 Posts
March 29 2010 05:07 GMT
#37
i think we have a winner
OverShield
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada41 Posts
March 29 2010 05:09 GMT
#38
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 29 2010 05:16 GMT
#39
this song is made of win
Darpinion
Profile Joined January 2010
United States210 Posts
March 29 2010 06:12 GMT
#40
Cool song, bro!

I didn't realize that beta and Razer rhymed. But cool nonetheless.
"A well formulated question is more important than the answer." -Albert Einstein
CowGoMoo
Profile Joined December 2006
United States428 Posts
March 29 2010 07:31 GMT
#41
This was pretty epic
bLah.
Profile Joined July 2009
Croatia497 Posts
March 29 2010 07:52 GMT
#42
dude, send this to dustin, he'll get you beta key.... or he'll just call a police..


great song (:
Kaboo
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden125 Posts
March 29 2010 07:57 GMT
#43
This is brilliant and AWESOME! I actually like your singing too. Gief more songs!
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication -Leonardo da Vinci
ZaaaaaM
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands1828 Posts
March 29 2010 08:04 GMT
#44
Wow you're singing is really good I really hope you win that contest, you deserve it!
no dude, the question
Lennon
Profile Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2275 Posts
March 29 2010 08:06 GMT
#45
The chorus is disturbingly funny.
Liked it
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
March 29 2010 13:13 GMT
#46
On March 29 2010 09:11 RoieTRS wrote:
Good song.
It sounds like you are trying to sing with your mouth closed though.


mhhh thats interesting that you say that.. I do sometimes mumble when I talk and I've never had singing lessons or anything, I should probably pay some attention to that next time

I'm glad people like it despite (/because?) the large amount of creepines/gayness

It's good to be a devourer btw
beep boop
DrCometh
Profile Joined March 2010
11 Posts
March 29 2010 13:33 GMT
#47
People actually consider that video to be gay, not sure if the voice is pretended or real.
kasumimi
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Greece460 Posts
March 29 2010 13:38 GMT
#48
I swear I'd give you a key if I had one
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
March 29 2010 14:13 GMT
#49
On March 29 2010 22:33 DrCometh wrote:
People actually consider that video to be gay, not sure if the voice is pretended or real.


what do you mean by "if the voice is pretended"?
beep boop
abyss
Profile Joined September 2009
Czech Republic139 Posts
March 29 2010 14:18 GMT
#50
he is not a hero, sc2 is fail so far ^^
Stupid is who stupid does
Fogul
Profile Joined July 2009
United Kingdom179 Posts
March 29 2010 14:42 GMT
#51
On March 29 2010 23:18 abyss wrote:
he is not a hero, sc2 is fail so far ^^

oh?
Bigpon86
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States238 Posts
March 29 2010 15:00 GMT
#52
7mk, check your messages
This is my quote.
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
March 29 2010 15:53 GMT
#53
On March 30 2010 00:00 Bigpon86 wrote:
7mk, check your messages

does that mean hes won a key off you? i hope he does
Mt.DiabloakaUniverse
Profile Joined March 2010
14 Posts
March 29 2010 16:31 GMT
#54
lol at this one.
brilliant quote: gtfo go-kart hellion! -MorroW
Slurgi
Profile Joined March 2010
United States118 Posts
March 29 2010 22:47 GMT
#55
Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic!
Ronald_McD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada807 Posts
March 29 2010 23:06 GMT
#56
It's pretty damn good.
I wish there was a bit less mumble to the vocals though.
Funny song
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