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NHL '15-'16 - Mike Richards, possession superstar - Page 18
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Jinxed
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This is awesome. Actually teared up a bit reading it. | ||
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JimmiC
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Orcasgt24
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On January 29 2016 06:20 JimmiC wrote: The linesman should have fought him. It's time for these guys to police themselves with there fists Most of them could beat John Scott in a fight lol | ||
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QuanticHawk
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Hal Gill and Brian Boyle are the two big men who cannot fight at all! | ||
Jer99
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JimmiC
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Jer99
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![[image loading]](https://i.imgur.com/rAxMAng.jpg) | ||
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Jinxed
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Honestly even without all the Scott stuff this All star game was amazing. The Scott stuff just took it all the way to 11. | ||
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Flaccid
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Orcasgt24
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On January 07 2016 08:28 Orcasgt24 wrote: Also. John Scott for All-Star MVP. Called it. | ||
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HelpMeGetBetter
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Flaccid
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2) John Scott, who asked people not to vote for him because others deserved it more, is then asked by the league not to play. They ask him "would this make your kids proud?" 3) John Scott is like "on second thought, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and you guys are being dicks. I'm going." 4) John Scott is traded from Arizona to Montreal in what many see as a way to keep him out of the game. Bettman has gone full McMahon, John Scott's family is uprooted and sent to another country. Montreal demotes John Scott to the AHL. 5) People get mad and many articles are written about how shitty the NHL is. 6) More articles are written which give insight into John Scott, beyond the face puncher, and he becomes unlikely hero instead of joke addition to the game. 7) The NHL caves and lets John Scott play. He scores a couple of goals (including a nice breakaway shot) and the team he captains, the Pacific Division, goes on to win the tournament. John Scott, as pointed out by others, now has more ASG goals than Sidney Crosby. 8) John Scott gets the MVP award, again voted by the fans. He gets a new car and a cut of the $1M cheque. 9) Bettman takes a moment to pose for this hilarious photo: ![[image loading]](http://i.cbc.ca/1.3428114.1454297971!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/john-scott-and-gary-bettman.jpg) | ||
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Flaccid
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https://gfycat.com/ZigzagBlandClam | ||
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QuanticHawk
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I can't believe how badly the league mishandled this entire thing. I love hockey but fuck this league is so fuckin mickey mouse at times | ||
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Jer99
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QuanticHawk
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babby's first word press? I coulda shit that out man. | ||
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