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2014-2015 NHL Playoff Bracket Challenge!
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This thread shall keep it organized and continue to assert hockey's dominance over the sports section. Regular old hockey chat shall continue on in the other thread.
I, former progamer and American national hero quantichawk, shall use my considerable clout to convince the mods to award the winner an icon of the Stanley Cup like the World Cup winner got. Failing that, I will hold the forums hostage with more shitty posts than anyone can imagine.
Hawk, what is the Stanley Cup
You goddamned, idiot! The Stanley Cup is the bestest trophy in the whole world. It is annually given out to the winner of the NHL playoffs, which features 16 teams playing four rounds of best of seven series. After as many as 28 games of slashing, spearing, elbowing, JAM, and GRIT, the winner gets to hoist this gigantic trophy, which weighs more than 35 lbs (Fun Fact: it's measured in 'Murican since the last time some loser Canadian franchise won, no one here had ball hairs).
The best part about the trophy is that each player and coach gets a day with the cup, and everyone does really, really dumb shit with it! Look how much these people love the trophy!
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Look how big it is! It's as big as a baby!
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This guy loved it so much he won it six times, and celebrated every win in a goddamned tittybar like a real champion
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This gal wanted to see what champion chlamydia tastes like!
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So did he!
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It probably tastes like horse and strippers.
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Some idiots liked to see if the Cup would float. It sank, much like their chances of winning with Letang out!
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If you win, you might get laid!
Once the playoffs start, screen cap your picks and I'll throw them up in the OP. This will make it easier to see what a stupid idiot face you are when the Rangers steamroll everyone and you picked them to go out in the first round, you dummy.
Rules!
Must create your bracket before 7pm Est Wednesday, 4/14!
You can't post here or join if you JimmyJRaynor because you are banned from hockey threads!
You must talk tons of shit!
This is a shitpostin' safe zone. Let 'er rip with stupid gifs!
You can't post here or join if you JimmyJRaynor because you are banned from hockey threads!
You must talk tons of shit!
This is a shitpostin' safe zone. Let 'er rip with stupid gifs!
COOL PEOPLE WHO SUBMITTED THEIR PICKS VIA PHOTO
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On April 15 2015 06:21 CorsairHero wrote:
this is my bracket RIGHT HERE
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this is my bracket RIGHT HERE
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i am not michael buble
On April 16 2015 07:06 STUPID CANADIAN wrote:
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On April 15 2015 09:37 GolemMadness wrote:
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FLABREZU
In one of my pools I called my team "Great Team" and won by 50 points. That is how you assert dominance.
FLABREZU
In one of my pools I called my team "Great Team" and won by 50 points. That is how you assert dominance.
On April 15 2015 06:30 Eti307 wrote:
I believe in the price:
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I believe in the price:
On April 16 2015 06:29 QuanticHawk wrote:
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THE PICKS OF A FREE AND RIGHTEOUS MAN
THE PICKS OF A FREE AND RIGHTEOUS MAN
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